guess we should wrap this up huh stranger things

loser with class: 45-51-1, {v}0.00 (ha ha)

winner with class too: 53-43-1, {v}1,300.00

see you in the pick them

stranger things

really not feeling good. hopefully that means i mess this up very badly.

Old Mist -2.5

Arkansas -3

Florida +9.5

Georgia Tech +38.5

Clemson -14.5

Kentucky -3.5

Auburn +21.5

LSU -10

Tennessee -14

{v} let's make it a little interesting, maybe

1. {v}273.65 on Georgia -30000 to win {v}0.91.

2. {v}68.17 on Caddy +1053 to win {v}717.83.

hail mary time

Meaning, of course, it's time to convert to Catholicism.

Mississippi State (+2.5) at Old Mist: I'm willing to believe that Old Mist is distracted. Finally off the Old Mist train, so they'll probably win by 35.

Arkansas (-3) at Missouri: Seems low

Florida at Florida State (-9.5): Florida has lost my approval

Georgia Tech at Georgia (-38.5): No

South Carolina at Clemson (-14.5): Tennessee losing did a lot for playoff hopefuls trying to get their team serious about a rival

Louisville (+3.5) at Kentucky: kind of funny vibes in this one

Auburn (+21.5) at Alabama: Believing

LSU (-10) at TAMU: It looks like I may be wrong about how well Brian Kelly was going to fit in at LSU.

Tennessee (-14) at Vanderbilt: who cares

{v}{v}{v}

GIMME {v}655.39 on Auburn covering (-21.5), to win {v}595.81

rivalry week (stranger things reference)

Mississippi State (+116) at Old Mist (-2.5, -139) (T:59)

Arkansas (-3, -158) at Missouri (+132) (T:56)

Florida (+292) at Florida State (-9.5, -371) (T:58)

Georgia Tech (+10000) at Georgia (-38.5, -30000) (T:48.5)

South Carolina (+449) at Clemson (-14.5, -628) (T:50.5)

Louisville (+144) at Kentucky (-3.5, -173) (T:43)

Auburn (+1053) at Alabama (-21.5, -2205) (T:49)

LSU (-10, -374) at TAMU (+294) (T:46.5)

Tennessee (-14, -560) at Vanderbilt (+411) (T:66)

seems a done deal

delightful

stranger things: 3-4 (43-44-1); {v}655.39

a different tv show, i don't care: 4-3 (49-38-1); {v}1,367.26

So I was peeing next to a guy and his phone went off and it was the song from the Stranger Things opening credits

*Wailing horridly* Time to make some picks.

Florida -14

UMass +33.5 I don't care how bad UMass is, do we really think tam-poo can score 34 points

Kentucky +22.5

Auburn -5.5 

Tennessee -21.5

Old Mist -2.5

LSU -14.5 Fun Fact: LSU has never lost a non-conference game at Tiger Stadium

{v}

I'm Ride or Die for Caddy.

1. {v}941.32 on Auburn -221 to win {v}425.94

Week Twelve Is Still A Stranger Things Reference And It Will Never Die

Florida (-14) at Vanderbilt: foolish

UMass at TAMU (-33.5): It's easy to imagine Jimbo trying to run it up big in this game to prove he can still coach offense. This is an insultingly low over/under that I very nearly bet under.

Georgia at Kentucky (+22.5): seems like a lot

Western Kentucky at Auburn (-5.5): We're in full I BELIEVE mode

Tennessee (-21.5) at South Carolina: Hypothesis: Tennessee wants to lay on every point, to look good for the potential playoff spot. 

Old Mist (-2.5) at Arkansas: Most Old Mist lines look wrong to me this year, and then I'm usually the idiot. I refuse to learn anything from this fact. 

UAB at Lsu (-14.5): Looks like I am mostly picking favorites, that's fine

{v}N{v}I{v}C{v}E{v}

Gimme {v}249.70 on Old Mist covering (-2.5), to win {v}227

Week 12 (stronger things reference)

SoCon Saturday etc etc

Florida (-14, -623) at Vanderbilt (+445) (T:57.5)

UMass (+4000) at TAMU (-33.5, -30000) (T:47.5)

Georgia (-22.5, -2565) at Kentucky (+1143) (T:49.5)

Western Kentucky (+181) at Auburn (-5.5, -221) (T:52.5)

Tennessee (-21.5, -2109) at South Carolina (+1039) (T:66)

Old Mist (-2.5, -135) at Arkansas (+113) (T:60.5)

UAB (+454) at Lsu (-14.5, -638) (T:52.5)

for some reason i had to explain the not SWAC thing this weekend

it was easy because i am so familiar with it.

white claw: 4-2-1 (40-40-1), {v}905.09

the aldi kind (gross): 3-3-1 (45-35-1), {941.32}

Stringer Thangs

Missouri at Tennessee (-20.5): tough to care

Vanderbilt at Kentucky (-17.5): Vanderbilt is Not Good.

LSU (-3) at Arkansas: I would say "letdown" except Arkansas lost to Liberty last week.

Alabama at Old Mist (+11.5): too good to be true but I hope

South Carolina (+7.5) at Florida: It's hard to get a handle on Florida this year, probably because I haven't watched them much and hate them, but it seems like a reasonable guess that they're also Not Good, though not to the extent Vandy (see above) is not good. 

Georgia (-16.5) at Mississippi State: Only good scenario left in college football is Georgia getting upset in some random remaining game (not going to happen), then losing to a two-loss SEC West champion (also not going to happen), and the SEC gets left out of the playoffs entirely (also too not going to happen). 

TAMU at Auburn (-1.5): lol

{v}{v}{v}{v}THENICEBOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}

I hope I lose the Georgia bet and lose the pick them, it will be worth it

Gimme {v}50 on Old Mist covering (+11.5), to win {v}45.45

Gimme {v}425 on Georgia straight up (-850), to win {v}50

Week Eleven is so cool because it's basically the Stranger Things week

Stranger Things is a show about strangers.

Tennessee -20.5

Kentucky -17.5

LSU -3

Alabama -11.5

Florida -7.5

Georgia -16.5

TAMU +1.5

{v}

1. {v}223.32 on Alabama -465 to win {v}48.03

Strangers Things (Week Eleven Reference)

You guessed it: lines

Missouri Loves Company (+890) at Tennessee (-20.5, -1700) T:56.5

Vanderbilt (+170) at Kentucky (-17.5, -1250) T:48.5

LSU (-3, -164) at Arkansas (+136) T:63.5

Alabama (-11.5, -465) at Old Mist (+350) T:63.5

South Carolina (+250) at Florida (-7.5, -315) T:58.5

Georgia (-16.5, -850) at Mississippi State (+570) T:53.5

TAMU (+100) at Auburn (-1.5, -120) T:48.5

Just sitting here at work hootin n hollerin, carryin on all crazy-like...

... tryin to convine folks i'm swac. ain't workin.

Not SWAC: 4-3, (36-38); {v}809.64

Definitely not SWAC: 5-2 (42-32); {v}893.65

The nice bookie is not paying out {v}85 on a {v}20 spread bet so I fixed that for you. cheater.

Week Ten (Stranger Things reference)

Florida +3.5

Kentucky -1.5

Tennessee +8

Li-Bear-Ty +13.5

Alabama -13

South Carolina -7

Auburn +13.5

{v}

1. {v}255.59 on Alabama -500 to win {v}51.12

2. {v}42.17 on Auburn +425 to win {v}179.22

a perfect week 10 picks

Florida at TAMU (-3.5): Not sure why I feel like it's impossible TAMU will lose this many in a row, but many things once seemed impossible.

Kentucky (-1.5) at Missouri: Funny and insulting line to Kentucky, though they are a team that seems to be in decline.

Tennessee (+8) at Georgia: I believe

Liberty Bear (+13.5) at Arkansas: sure

Alabama (-13) at Lsu: I'd like to think I am wrong, but as much as people talk about how scary Baton Rouge is blah blah blah, it seems like Alabama goes down there and sets a freshman rushing record or something every few years.

South Carolina (-7) at Vanderbilt: another vaguely insulting line. Just realized I picked mostly road teams.

Auburn (+13.5) at Mississippi State: the bad man is gone

{v}{v}{v}

Gimme {v}50 on Liberty-Arkansas going over 64, to win {v}45.45

Gimme {v}120 on Alabama straight up (-500), to win {v}24

Gimme {v}20 on South Carolina-Vanderbilt going over 48.5, to win {v}18.18

Gimme {v}20 on Auburn covering +13.5, to win {v}85

Tri Epsilon Is Now a Scientology-Free Zone

Florida (+140) at TAMU (-3.5, -165) T:54.5

Kentucky (-1.5, -125) at Missouri (+105) T:41.5

Tennessee (+240) at Georgia (-8, -290) T:66

Liberty Bear (+360) at Arkansas (-13.5, -450) T:64

Alabama (-13, -500) at Lsu (+380) T:58

South Carolina (-7, -275) at Vanderbilt (+225) T:48.5

Auburn (+425) at Mississippi State (-13.5, -550) T:52

With 94 percent of precincts reporting, we are ready to make the projection...

... still not SWAC.

Eufaula's Finest: 2-3 (32-35), {v}943.28

Can't think of anything: 3-2 (37-30), {v}1,191.05

no thought just pickz

Arkansas at Auburn (+3.5)

Florida (+23) vs Georgia

Missouri at South Carolina (-4)

Kentucky (+13) at Tennessee 

Old Mist (-2.5) at TAMU

{v}A NICE BOOKIE{v}

GIMME {v}200 on Tennessee straight up (-450), to win {v}44.44

GIMME {v}200 on Georgia straight up (-2000), to win {v}10

GIMME {v}10 on Old Mist straight up (-140), to win {v}7.14

Coffee? Now that's a mean bean, baby.

Doing this nice and early so I make a lot of stupid picks and lose.

Arkansas -3.5

Florida +23

South Carolina -4

Tennessee -13

TAMU +2.5

{v}

1. 294.09 on Georgia -2000 to win a measly {v}14.70

Week Nine-Nine-Nine (RIP Herman Cain)

Herman Cain went to a "we don't need to stop Covid-19" rally, got Covid-19, and died. Rest in Power.

Arkansas (-3.5, -165) at Auburn (+140) (T:61)

Florida (+1100) vs Georgia (-23, -2000) (T:56.5)

Missouri (+170) at South Carolina (-4, -200) (T:47.5)

Kentucky (+360) at Tennessee (-13, -450) (T:63)

Old Mist (-2.5, -140) at TAMU (+120) (T:55)