Jal Sparks: Day 1

"Godspeed, you spicy bastard."
- Tlepolemus

"There is no omen more promising than a typographical error."
- Pythophanes

Fortune Cookie Revisited

Oh, dear reader, it was you. It was always you.

Fortune Cookie Revisited: Sometime in the Past

Ambiguous both in timeline and in extent, I'm really counting on this one coming through for me.

Some possibilities:

Tomorrow... an attractive woman hell-bent on pleasuring me.
The next day... an attractive woman hell-bent on pleasuring me.
Later this week... an attractive woman hell-bent on pleasuring me.
Any time it's convenient for her... an attractive woman hell-bent on pleasuring me.
Oh God I'm so alone... an attractive woman hell-bent on pleasuring me.

Fortune Cookie Revisited: Summer 2008

Not quite sure when or why, but at some point (presumably after 3E's LR4?) I defaced this fortune.
Update: Overcoming tough times? Calling anything in my life a 'tough time' is laughable at this point. Better hold onto this one.

Fortune Cookie Revisited: 10/12/2008

Allow me to do the math. THAT'S TODAY. Hopes: Sky high.