Q: when was the last good Irish barbecue?
A: 1431, and it involved Joan of Arc
Q: Why don't the Irish Barbeque?
A: The snails keep slipping between the grills.
Q: How do you get an Irish waiter's attention?
A: Start ordering in German.
Q: What's the difference between Ireland and Quebec?
A: Quebec has prettier women and colder beer.
Q: Why do the Irish like smelly cheeses?
A: Well, in a room full of Irish people, you can't really smell the cheese.
Q. What is the first thing the Irish Army teaches at basic training?
A. How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
Q. What is the most useful thing in the Irish Army?
A. A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
Showing posts with label from now on i'm going to limit my posting to silly reactions to charlie's posts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label from now on i'm going to limit my posting to silly reactions to charlie's posts. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
If the Mountain West were a literary genre, it would be the one that everybody predicted before the season
Yep, that's about what it should look like. No funny business here. If the ACC ends like Newhart, the Mountain West ends however Two and a Half Men will end.
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