"Marmaduke is forcibly dry-humping his owner-man. Marmaduke's attention-starved owner-lady blathers something about eating some weird kind of pie, but Marmaduke's perturbed/sassy glance towards the reader indicates that he cares infinitely less about her eating habits than about dry-humping."-JOE MATHLETE EXPLAINS TODAY'S MARMADUKE
I am fascinated by the deluge of terrible comic strips we get every time we open a newspaper.
