Thursday, October 08, 2026

Saw a license plate on a Tesla that said "ZZZZZAP"

And all I can think of is John Waters on the Simpsons, but because it was a Tesla, it's probably just that the guy likes electricity or something. Stupid.


Mizzou -3.5  It's too early in the mourning process for any of TAMMY players to be thinking about anything other than the beloved Coach Fran. 

Florida -12.5  I bet they'll be mad. South Carolina is probably all used up. 

Oklahoma +8.5   Shine up your boots! It's time for The Shinyboots Shootout!

Old Mist -9.5  Vanderbilt lost to Auburn.

Tennessee -13.5  Loser has to keep Memphis! I kid.

LSU -9.5  The only Bluegrass Miracle this time around would be Lane Kiffin keeping his damn mouth shut!

Alabama -1.5  The president is going there in a damn hurricane.

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