And all I can think of is John Waters on the Simpsons, but because it was a Tesla, it's probably just that the guy likes electricity or something. Stupid.
Mizzou -3.5 It's too early in the mourning process for any of TAMMY players to be thinking about anything other than the beloved Coach Fran.
Florida -12.5 I bet they'll be mad. South Carolina is probably all used up.
Oklahoma +8.5 Shine up your boots! It's time for The Shinyboots Shootout!
Old Mist -9.5 Vanderbilt lost to Auburn.
Tennessee -13.5 Loser has to keep Memphis! I kid.
LSU -9.5 The only Bluegrass Miracle this time around would be Lane Kiffin keeping his damn mouth shut!
Alabama -1.5 The president is going there in a damn hurricane.

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