3E Presents: Catchphrase Friday

You want to be the coolest cat on the block? You've got to have a catchphrase! With the weekend coming up, 3E is here to help. We've all accidentally knocked a beer over onto a friend's DVD player or threw up on our pastor's wife's shoes. When you have a little party foul like that, you can either clean up after yourself like the world's biggest wuss, or you can lay down the law:

"Hurricane Maria can't wreck like me, bitches!"

Be the coolest guy around this Friday, 'cause it's Catchphrase Friday.

3E Presents: Catchphrase Friday

You want to be the coolest cat on the block? You've got to have a catchphrase! With the weekend coming up, 3E is here to help. We know everybody wants to make you work hard when you're getting winded just polishing off other people's empties. So the next time somebody wants to make you ride a mechanical bull, or move out of the way for the bathroom, just hit them with a catchphrase:

"Sorry, but I got a condition -- real bad case of dignity."

Be the coolest guy around this Friday, 'cause it's Catchphrase Friday.

3E presents: Snatchphrase Friday

You want to be the coolest cat on the block? You've got to have a snatchphrase! With the weekend coming up, 3E is here to help. The next time your party needs the breath of life, just throw on some Family Stone, twirl your cock like a baton, and let 'er rip with:

"Everybody... GET FUNKY!"

Classic!*

Be the lamest coolest guy around this Friday, 'cause it's Snatchphrase Friday.








*not. Also too Snatchphrase Friday is not affiliated with Catchphrase Friday

3E Presents: Catchphrase Friday

You want to be the coolest cat on the block? You've got to have a catchphrase! With the weekend coming up, 3E is here to help. Now, everybody has a friend who likes to tell a big story. Next time they're telling a tall tale about beating up some biker or getting with a hot Asian chick, you lay 'em low with your own little bit of life trivia:

"That's nothing compared to the time me and Wes got caught having a naked tickle fight back stage at a Beyonce concert."

And, if somebody doubts your story, finish up with:

"Well, we was all tripping pretty hard, so the three of us just ended up making out for a while."

Be the coolest guy around this Friday, 'cause it's Catchphrase Friday.

3E presents: Snatchphrase Friday

You want to be the coolest cat on the block? You've got to have a snatchphrase! With the weekend coming up, 3E is here to help.The next time anyone answers a question, you get right up in their stupid, mouthbreathing face and hit them with:

"Is that your... FINAL ANSWER?"

Classic!*

Be the lamest coolest guy around this Friday, 'cause it's Snatchphrase Friday.








*not.

3E Presents: Catchphrase Friday

You want to be the coolest cat on the block? You've got to have a catchphrase! With the weekend coming up, 3E is here to help. Whenever somebody offers you a drink, or asks if you're ready for an appetizer, just ask for a little extra:

"Yeah, load it up with some of that Tijuana Iguana."

and, optionally:

"Cause that shit makes you change colors, you know what I'm saying?"

Be the coolest guy around this Friday, 'cause it's Catchphrase Friday.

3E Presents: Catchphrase Friday

You want to be the coolest cat on the block? You've got to have a catchphrase! With the weekend coming up, 3E is here to help. Every time your gin is running a little low, or your debit card gets rejected due to insufficient funds, just let 'em know:

"My [item] is empty, but my balls are titanic."

Be the coolest guy around this Friday, 'cause it's Catchphrase Friday.

3E Presents: Catchphrase Friday

You want to be the coolest cat on the block? You've got to have a catchphrase! With the weekend coming up, 3E is here to help. Whenever some fly honey is up on you, or you're ready for the check at Chili's, just let out:

"oh hell and damn yes gimme that thing"

Be the coolest guy around this Friday, 'cause it's Catchphrase Friday.

3E Presents: Catchphrase Friday

You want to be the coolest cat on the block? You've got to have a catchphrase! With the weekend coming up, 3E is here to help. This weekend, we're going to be paying respects to one of 3E's heroes, Norm Macdonald. Whenever anyone asks you who you're meeting, or who is coming out tonight, just tell them:

"You guessed it -- Frank Stallone."

Be the coolest guy around this Friday, 'cause it's Catchphrase Friday.

3E Presents: Catchphrase Friday

You want to be the coolest cat on the block? You've got to have a catchphrase! With the weekend coming up, 3E is here to help. Every time somebody hands you a drink, or the waitress brings out your dinner, just yell out:

"Son of a bitch! What I gotta do to class up this [item]?"

Be the coolest guy around this Friday, 'cause it's Catchphrase Friday.

3E Presents: Catchphrase Friday

You want to be the coolest cat on the block? You've got to have a catchphrase! With the weekend coming up, 3E is here to help. Every time you leave a room, just say

"Up yours, bitch! I gotta be at the gas station in twenty!"

Be the coolest guy around this Friday, 'cause it's Catchphrase Friday.