forgot about this until just now (4:30). putting a lot of thought into it.
Vanderbilt -8
seems fine.
Showing posts with label being wrong about everything. Show all posts
Showing posts with label being wrong about everything. Show all posts
Thursday, August 25, 2022
Friday, September 28, 2018
Five for betting (like five for fighting?) sure. but wrong.
Siri show me a bunch of garbage
Alabama -49 This will probably be wrong, but then again maybe it won't. But it will.
Texas A&M -21 Man I don't know. This is also probably wrong. Whatever.
Tennessee +32 I keep doing this for some reason. Wrong.
Southern Miss +27 I also keep doing this (doubting Gus and the boys). Wrong.
Florida +7.5 This is the only one of which I'm confident. Which means it will be way wrong.
South Carolina +2 Gotta dance with the lady what WRONG
LSU -12 so wrong
I am going to spice things up:
1) $991.96 on... GEORGIA (straight up)!!! At -13500, I stand to win $7.35.
2) $55.58 on Florida (the Gators) straight up at +270. I stand to win $150.07.
Please note that if chalk holds and I win bet 1) but lose bet 2), my bankroll will be exactly $1000.00. Calculating the bets necessary to do that is the most rewarding thing I will do all year.
I elected not to stick with the Tide at -216000 which would have netted me 49 cents.
Alabama -49 This will probably be wrong, but then again maybe it won't. But it will.
Texas A&M -21 Man I don't know. This is also probably wrong. Whatever.
Tennessee +32 I keep doing this for some reason. Wrong.
Southern Miss +27 I also keep doing this (doubting Gus and the boys). Wrong.
Florida +7.5 This is the only one of which I'm confident. Which means it will be way wrong.
South Carolina +2 Gotta dance with the lady what WRONG
LSU -12 so wrong
I am going to spice things up:
1) $991.96 on... GEORGIA (straight up)!!! At -13500, I stand to win $7.35.
2) $55.58 on Florida (the Gators) straight up at +270. I stand to win $150.07.
Please note that if chalk holds and I win bet 1) but lose bet 2), my bankroll will be exactly $1000.00. Calculating the bets necessary to do that is the most rewarding thing I will do all year.
I elected not to stick with the Tide at -216000 which would have netted me 49 cents.
Thursday, November 02, 2017
Week 1G
This week's theme is Dean "Mean Dean" Koontz.
TAMU +15 The Flesh in the Furnace (1972) - Living puppets! It's crazy.
Mississippi State -28 Demon Seed (1973) - A artificially intelligent house tries to get a woman pregnant! It's wild.
Florida +3.5 The Key to Midnight (1979) - A woman loses her memory! It's insane.
Western Kentucky +10 Watchers (1987) - There's a super smart dog! It's wild.
South Carolina +24.5 Hideaway (1992) - Something about a wreck! I think I read this. It's insane.
Kentucky -3.5 Dark Rivers of the Heart (1994) - Something about another dog maybe? It's crazy.
Arkansas -23 I am tired of looking up Dean Koontz novels. I have work to do.
Tennessee -6.5 Ok I'm back. I finished my work.
Alabama -21 My only football related comment is that it's weird that I thought Missouri was the worst team in the SEC six weeks ago and now they're favorites over Florida.
TAMU +15 The Flesh in the Furnace (1972) - Living puppets! It's crazy.
Mississippi State -28 Demon Seed (1973) - A artificially intelligent house tries to get a woman pregnant! It's wild.
Florida +3.5 The Key to Midnight (1979) - A woman loses her memory! It's insane.
Western Kentucky +10 Watchers (1987) - There's a super smart dog! It's wild.
South Carolina +24.5 Hideaway (1992) - Something about a wreck! I think I read this. It's insane.
Kentucky -3.5 Dark Rivers of the Heart (1994) - Something about another dog maybe? It's crazy.
Arkansas -23 I am tired of looking up Dean Koontz novels. I have work to do.
Tennessee -6.5 Ok I'm back. I finished my work.
Alabama -21 My only football related comment is that it's weird that I thought Missouri was the worst team in the SEC six weeks ago and now they're favorites over Florida.
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