a little more than halfway though, so what have we learned?

"The coldest gaze is that which you cast upon yourself" - Dr. Trent Stone

Well, I've learned that my searing passion for Michael Bolton led me to immensely overvalue Bolton Wanderers. And common sense led me to immensely undervalue Norwich and Swansea. Other than that, it's not that far off. This is how I gain your trust.

rebirthz

"And after the rains... peppers!"
-Dr. Pepper

gat gat gat

"Is a bird not safe in its nest?"

-Birdman

Bowl Pick Them 2009: The Chase for .500

"You guys fucking blow."
- Santa

untitled

"It needs to be big. Fucking huge. Bigger than MINCED CLAMS!"

-Crazy Uncle Isaac

broken glass

"3E does not know extinction, all it knows is transformation. Everything science has taught me, and continues to teach me, strengthens my belief in the continuity of 3E after graduation."
-Wernher von Braun

The End of an Era

"Goodbye, old friend."

- The kid who shot Ol' Yellar

From all of 3E: Kudos Ms. Carpenter

"Take credit hungrily, for even if little you have done, great credit you deserve."

- Yoda

Jal Sparks: Day 1

"Godspeed, you spicy bastard."
- Tlepolemus

"There is no omen more promising than a typographical error."
- Pythophanes

Abstinence Race Update: MILESTONE.

"If she isn't spectacular, she isn't worth it."
- Fred Ashe

a lil old.

"I show up to one meal wearing the skin of my last."
- Miley Cyrus

hash, sluts

"If your company doesn't suit your mood, alter your mood so that it suits your company."

-Soren Kierkegaard

Playa shoulda hit that.

"Be careful that your regrets do not weigh on you so greatly that your hands can no longer hold up your hanging head."
- Martin Heidegger

Oh, High School Tha Captain, you must have been dumber than I remember if you thought minge like this was just going to float along again.

The story, one we've all heard before, goes something like this:

1. boy meets girl on internet
2. boy tells girl about other girl he loves
3. girl tells boy she loves him
4. boy tells girl he loves her
5. boy and girl become a couple
6. boy tells girl he doesn't love her but instead still loves the other girl
7. girl reacts appropriately
8. boy lives with regret
9. girl marries a dude named Master Acid

Suck it, everybody else.

"War Damn Eagle."
-Robert E. Lee

Real all about it. Pascal Wallach is a student of mine. I feel largely responsible for the achievement.

impressive to MOST people

"Never should reflection be mistaken for glorification."

-Ṣadr ad-Dīn Muḥammad Shīrāzī

The happiest moment of Tha Captainz life

"Do not ask from whence your meal came, but instead ask, 'How will it be enjoyed?'"
- Empedocles of Agrigentum

They said it couldn't be done.

"If in your travels God you encounter, his pins will also fall before you."
-I Ching

GRAVITY BEAVER

"It may have been a train that struck you down, but it was gravity that pulled you inexorably towards the earth."

-Ancient Chinese Proverb