Harry Potter and the SEC Pick-Off

A Song of Nice Man Power: A Game He Owns: 3-3-1 (28-24-2)
The Slob Fit: A Bum, Rejected Early: 3-3-1 (26-26-2)

You're lying if you say that ties are bad. Speaking of which, here are some games.

Auburn (-18.5) at Arkansas
Florida (-6) at South Carolina
LSU (-19) at Mississippi State
Missouri (-21.5) at Waaanderbilt
Kentucky at Georgia (-24.5)
Texas A&M (-6) at Old Mist
Tennessee at Alabama (-34.5)

It appears that this is the first time we've had all fourteen conference teams playing in conference games this season.

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West, Heroes: $1721.24 (!!!!)
Dildo Draggins: $1130