Movies I should be ashamed of owning

WARNING: Misspellings.

Movies I am actually ashamed of owning

WARNING: Utterly reprehensible! Please, do not watch.



From the DVD commentary (which features the director and an actor, recorded at different times due the the apparent disgust with the actor at having agreed to be in the filthfest and the director's unfettered arrogance):

Note: both almost unintelligible through syrupy Italian accents

Director: The girl to the left... is Zora Kerova... a Czechoslovak .. um.. ah.. woman.. from Prague.

Actor: Zora Kerova... the name seems the fakest of them all, but it's the only real one because she is.. *laughter*.. Polish or something.

On a related note, IT'S CANNIBAL WEEK AT 3E! Come back tomorrow for more horrible, horrible sleaze!

Movies I should be ashamed of owning.

WARNING: grainy!

Joe Bob Briggs, Monstervision, boobs, etc.

I loved Monstervision. Add TNT to the list of channels that aren't as good as they used to be.



Here's the scene in question, resplendent in all its booby, vaginey glory. I guess I'm done with the charade that this is, in any way, a family blog.

Movies I should be ashamed of owning.

WARNING: I was going to post the original trailer, but there were far too many boobies. In its stead, the opening scene.

Movies I should be ashamed of owning

WARNING: has the guy from The Program and A River Runs Through It.

Movies I should be ashamed of owning.

WARNING: Filmed in Baldwin County, Alabama.

Movies I should be ashamed of owning.

WARNING: LAME.

Movies I should be ashamed of owning.

WARNING: AWESOME.