Every week there's a canal. Or an inlet. Or a fjord.
San Jose St. + 36.5 I want to change this but I can't. I already typed it in to the computer.
TAMU - 29.5 Mike Elko looks like the kid from Christmas Story all grown up.
Kentucky +10.5 Two words: Kroger. Field.
Mizzou -6.5 Mizzou is my sleeper SEC Championship Game pick.
South Florida +17.5 Not dealing with Florida's shit right now.
Arkansas -23.5 Arkansas is my sleeper SEC Championship Game pick.
La Tech +37.5 In my mind, LSU always putters around in this kind of game. Remember when Brian Kelly did that fake southern accent at his introduction.
Arizona St. - 6.5 Mississippi St. seems bad.
Oklahoma -5.5 Oklahoma is my sleeper SEC Championship Game pick.
Ball St. +43.5 With respect to the context of this week, please do not underestimate my seriousness when I say "Thatsa Lotta Points!"
Virginia Tech -1.5 Eeexit liiiight
Alabama -36.5 It's Clobberin' Time.
