in response to a comment tha captain made earlier

I thought this was your ringtone

Didn't run this idea past the PR department, did we?

Simpson College is a liberal arts school located in Indianola, Iowa. Like many colleges, they have an online services and information portal to look up classes, pay bills, etc. Unlike many colleges, they named it after a white supremacist web forum.

That's right. Simpson students log in to StormFront.

Why are Europeans white?

A good question with surprisingly no good answer.

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