Flo Rida at Texas -11.5: a Busch Apple, something trendy from a while ago that we're all tired of now
Missississississippi State at LSU -12.5: a Hurricane made from the cheapest bottom-shelf rum legally sold in the United States
Auburn +20.5 at ThUGA: Clorox and lime, with an ammonia chaser
Missouri +5.5 at Old Mist: three parts gin, one part absinthe, and four crumbled Akla-Seltzer tablets
Alabama at Tennessee +9.5: moonshine in a chipped coffee cup
Arkansas at Vanderbilt -6.5: a frozen mango White Claw blended with uncooked extra-firm tofu
Kuntucky at Oklahoma -6.5: a decades-ago-expired commemorative Coca Cola in a glass bottle celebrating Kentucky's victory in the 1984 Hall of Fame Classic at Legion Field, with one-third poured out and replaced with white label Jim Beam bourbon
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