When it comes to bowl games, you just gotta pick them. Whether there's 4 of them or 40, a bowl game you don't pick is a bowl game that everyone loses. Without further ado, these are Tha Captainz Pix. Remember boys and ghouls, the winner (I gahhh rohn teee) is listed first. And I've included Tha Captainz Thoughtz with each one. Just a little slice of my zany brain! Put your own zany brain slices in the comments, I love to interact. Blog at you later, blogbags!!
New Mexico:
Arizona / New Mexico
This is
going to be a great way to kick off bowl season. Can’t wait to tune in.
Las Vegas:
BYU / Utah
Throw out
the records when these bitter rivals get together. This hotly contested clash
is known as “The Holy War.” Nobody knows why.
Camellia:
Appalachian State / Ohio
The boys
from Boone are rumbling down the mountain. At the bottom of that mountain? The
Cramton Bowl which is the host site of this game.
Cure:
Georgia St / San Jose St
“It’s
Friday, I’m in love”… with this matchup!
New Orleans:
Arkansas State / Louisiana Tech
Love this
matchup.
Miami Beach:
Western Kentucky / USF
Familiarity
breeds contempt for these two schools which are located only 14 miles apart.
Idaho
Potato: Utah St / Akron
Called “The
Bowden Bowl” because Terry Bowden is one of the coaches, this game will be
played inside the hollowed out core of the world’s largest potato.
Boca Raton:
Temple / Toledo
Hey bowl
guys… teams with names that DON’T start with “T” are eligible to be picked too!
Poinsettia:
Boise St / Northern Illinois
Should be a
barn-burner.
GoDaddy:
Bowling Green / Georgia Southern
GoDaddy?
GoGetMe the remote so I can tune in!
Bahamas:
Western Michigan / Middle Tennessee
Western
Michigan? Middle Tennessee? What’s next Upper Colorado???
Watch out,
it’s the Hawaii bowl.
St
Petersburg: UConn / Marshall
Don’t mess
with a streak! These ladies continue to amaze and inspire.
Sun:
Washington St / Miami(Fl)
Named after
Knoxville’s famous Sun Sphere, this game was moved to El Paso in 1974 due to a
clerical error.
Heart of
Dallas: Washington / Southern Miss
(like the
song from the video) Washington… Washington… 6 and 6… This game should be fun!
Pinstripe:
Indiana / Duke
More like
the PUNstripe bowl, am I right?
Independence:
Virginia Tech / Tulsa
Coach Frank
Beamer invented Beamerball. Nowadays it’s all Beamerball and it’s all thanks to
Coach Frank Beamer, the inventor of Beamerball.
Foster
Farms: UCLA / Nebraska
I can’t wait
to watch this game.
Military:
Navy / Pittsburgh
The
University of Pittsburgh’s “Cathedral of Learning” is the tallest building in
the Western Hemisphere. There is no oxygen and negligible gravity at the peak
of its gothic spire. School tradition dictates that Seniors have to climb it
and die.
Quick Lane:
Central Michigan / Minnesota
One team
just wants it more.
Armed
Forces: California / Air Force
Call me
Tupac because I’m here to give some “California Lovin!”
Russell
Athletic: North Carolina / Baylor
What even is
a “Baylor” anyway? Probably some brainiacs know but not me. I’m no brainiac.
Arizona:
Colorado St / Nevada
Gaaah! Who
can keep up with all these bowls!?
Texas: LSU /
Texas Tech
LSU is
excited because they have to drive “Les Miles” than if they played this game at
the center of the earth.
Birmingham:
Memphis / Auburn
Bad.
Belk:
Mississippi St / NC St
Drew Belk.
Love that guy.
Music City:
Texas A&M / Louisville
Two of the
founding members of the Big 8, known as “The Original Eight” get together to do
a Tennessee Two-Step at the home of the Titans: Titan Stadium.
Holiday:
Wisconsin / USC
This was the
Christmas bowl until Obummer and the Libtards enforced their fascist, pc, war
on Christianity agenda.
Peach:
Florida St / Houston
Houston, we have
a problem!! A football problem!!
Orange:
Oklahoma / Clemson
yikes
Cotton:
Alabama / Michigan St
yeeeeesh
Outback:
Northwestern / Tennessee
Pretty sure
Tennessee’s gonna win.
Citrus:
Michigan / Florida
The Citrus
Bowl is packed with Vitamin C, which in this case stands for College football.
Fiesta: Ohio
St / Notre Dame
Classic.
Rose:
Samford / Iowa
Pretty sure
Iowa’s gonna win.
Sugar: Old
Mist / Oklahoma St
For the
winner of this game, victory will truly be “sweet.”
Tax Slayer:
Georgia / Penn St
Pretty sure
Penn St’s gonna win.
Liberty:
Arkansas / Kansas St
Gonna be an
old fashioned slugfest.
Alamo:
Oregon / TCU
These two
teams really know how to toss the rock around the ballyard.
Cactus:
Arizona St / WVU
ok
