Vanderbilt at Missouri (-20): hard not to get excited about this one
Kentucky at Florida (-23.5): Florida seems good, thinking about a play-off bid, and such
Auburn (+24.5) at Alabama (-24.5): Gonna suck
Miss St at Old Mist (-9.5): Kiffypoo seems like the kind of guy to take a rivalry game seriously.
LSU at TAMU (-14): Been a weird season, and while I expected LSU to not be as good as last year, their badness has been a weird part of it.
Georgia (-21.5) at South Carolina: In a game between two games who seemed to have given up, I guess I go with the talent. O/U on this one is pretty funny.
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{v}402.06 and this week the HELLWORLD rules about 1/4 going toward an underdog, that's really tough. Have we done -110 vig for over/unders? I feel like we do.
GIMME {v}100.52 on Mississippi State +250 to win {v}253.80
GIMME {v}110 on Kentucky-Florida over 61 to win {v}100
GIMME {v}110 on Florida -23.5 to win {v}100
GIMME {v}91.54 on Auburn-Alabama under 62.5 to win {v}83.52
Takes his shoes off at the door to reveal charming printed socks: 2-4 (24-25)
Tracks mud on his Crocs into the dining room where the fancy rug is: 4-2 (30-19)
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In a truly garbage year, "rivalry week" features almost entirely double-digit lines and stupid games.
Vanderbilt +800 at Missouri (-20) -1600 (T:51.5)
Kentucky +1000 at Florida (-23.5) -2000 (T:61)
Auburn +1100 at Alabama (-24.5) -2500 (T:62.5)
Miss St +250 at Old Mist (-9.5) -325 (T:67.5)
LSU +375 at TAMU (-14) -560 (T:63)
Georgia -1400 (-21.5) at South Carolina +800 (T:49)
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A sickly weakling, mewling and wallowing in disease: {v}402.06
A healthy tough man excreting antibodies and vitamin C: {v}641.18
Florida (-31.5) @ Vanderbilt: no
LSU (+1.5) @ Arkansas: LSU is falling apart but is also immensely talented.
Kentucky (+31) @ Alabama: That's a lot of points.
Tennessee @ Auburn (-10.5): Auburn is good again
Mississippi St. (+24.5) @ Georgia: Seems like this will be a weird one
Mizzou (-6.5) @ South Carolina: I may be reading too much into it, but South Carolina's got that "rats fleeing a ship" feel
{v}{v}{v}
You know, {v}315.34 seems like not a lot of covidbux.
I'll risk {v}78.84 on LSU over Arkansas to win {v}82.78
GIMME {v}236.50 on Alabama -6000 over Kentucky to win {v}3.94
LW (OA)
losing every game in a good way: 0-3 (26-17)
losing every game in the regular way: 0-3 (22-21)
Florida -5000 (-31.5) @ Vanderbilt +1550 (T:68)
LSU +105 @ Arkansas -125 (-1.5) (T:65)
Kentucky +1600 @ Alabama -6000 (-31) (T:58.5)
Tennessee +285 @ Auburn -370 (-10.5) (T:49.5)
Mississippi St. +1025 @ Georgia -2300 (-24.5) (T:44.5)
Mizzou -230 (-6.5) @ South Carolina +190 (T:54.5)
{v}{v}{v}
More with less: {v}315.34
Less with more: {v}688.98
good god man, what is this week two of a normal season
Kentucky -18
Arkansas +17
South Carolina +11
A mediocre slate of games becomes truly objectionable.
Vanderbilt at Kentucky (-18): Vanderbilt is not very good.
Arkansas (+17) at Florida: That guy got laid up with the Rona
South Carolina (+11) at Ole Miss: Do for the Champ
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A solid week last outing means I have {v}373.09 to go bust with. But I don't see a lot of value this week.
GIMME {v}94 on South Carolina +260 to win {v}244.40
GIMME {v}279.09 Florida -770 to win {v}36.25
A good guy: 1-3 (22-18)
He should cry: 2-2 (26-14)
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Three Four games postponed at press time (when I press my shirts). These are the remainders (math term):
Georgia -500 (-13.5) at Missouri +400 (T:48)
Vanderbilt +600 at Kentucky -900 (-18) (T:42)
Arkansas +525 at Florida -770 (-17) (T:62.5)
Accepting the results of a free and fair election: {v}741.98
Georgia -3.5
Vanderbilt +19.5
South Carolina +10
Tennessee -1.5
1. {v}438.14 on Georgia -160 wins {v}273.84
2. {v}296.66 on Florida +140 wins {v}415.32
Add it up! You know I'm gonna have {v}711.98 plus WILD CARDS!!!!
WILD CARD: {v}5.00 ON Vanderbilt +650 WINS {v}32.50
WILD CARD: {v}10.00 ON SOUTH CAROLINA +280 WINS {v}28.00
WILD CARD: {v}15.00 ON ARKANSAS +100 WINS {v}15.00
Lightning Fast Downloadin: 4-2 (24-12)
Frightening, Vast Clown Votin: 3-3 (21-15)
Florida +140 vs Georgia -160 (-3.5) T:52.5
Vanderbilt +650 @ Mississippi St. -1100 (-19.5) T:46.5
TAMU -360 (-10) @ South Carolina +280 T:58.5
Tennessee -120 (-1.5) @ Arkansas +100 T:52.5
The King of Elfland's Daughter by Lord Dunsany: {v}175.91
The King of Elfland's Daughter by Lord Dunsany, but worse somehow: {v}764.80
not only am i very stupid, i'm also extremely dumb
Georgia -15
LSU -3
Old Mist -17
Alabama -32
Arkansas +12
Mizzou +13.5
1. {v}452.64 on LSU -145 wins {v}312.16
2. {v}339.91 on Auburn +125 wins {v}424.89
Regardless of the outcome, I have {v}764.80 plus:
3. {v}2.00 on Kentucky +450 wins {v}9.00
4. {v}7.00 on Vanderbilt +525 wins {v}36.75
5. {v}1.00 on Mississippi St. +4000 wins {v}40.00
6. {v}20.00 on Arkansas +325 wins {v}65.00
7. {v}20.00 on Mizzou +375 wins {v}75.00
Georgia (-15) at Kentucky: Georgia is way better than Auburn, who beat Kentucky by 16 points
LSU at Auburn (+3): but not winning!
Old Mist at Vanderbilt (+17): I don't know. Ole Miss and Miss State are not teams I would bet on this year.
Mississippi State at Alabama (-32): A team in decline
Arkansas (+12) at Texas A&M: sure
Missouri at Florida (-13.5): dude I have no idea how to pick this game. Florida is a lot better but has been in isolation. Rested or out of sync? Missouri is getting better but is still a bad team. I don't know.
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Spending {v}144.85
GIMME {v}44.85 on AUBURN +125 to win {v}56.06
GIMME {v}75 on ALABAMA -10000 to win a measly {v}.75
GIMME {v}25 on Arkansas-Tamu going UNDER 54.5
LAST WEEK (OVERALL)
A Classy Handmade Costume with a Clever Twist: 2-2 (18-12)
Dollar Store "Slutty Barber" Costume: 3-1 (20-10)
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I "witch" none of these games would happen!
Ghoulgia -700 (-15) at Caramel Corntucky +450 (T:42.5)
LS-boo! -145 (-3) at Auburn +125 (T:65)
Scary Old Mist -850 (-17) at Vampderbilt +525 (T:62)
Hiss-issippi State +4000 at Ala-boo!-ma -10000 (-32) (T:64)
Arkanskulls +325 at Texas Fangs&Skin -450 (-12) (T:54.5)
Miss-wolf-i +375 at Floridenstein's Monster -550 (-13.5) (T:61.5)
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Losing Money Slowly: {v}842.55
Bleeding Bux Like a John Wick Antagonist: {v}144.85
Hopefully I won't be at work this week so I can watch Auburn faff about and lose.
Old Mist +3
Alabama -21
Kentuckums -5
LSU -6.5
{v}{v}{v}
1 and 2 give me a guaranteed {v}760.05 plus whatever else I get from the rest.
1. {v}522.53 on LSU -220 wins {v}237.52
2. {v}262.09 on SC +190 wins {v}497.96
3. {v}69.00 on Old Mist +135 wins {v}93.15
4. {v}1.00 on Tennessee +870 wins {v}8.70
5. {v}30.00 on Mizzou +175 wins {v}52.50
Apparently I'm picking all favorites this week. That seems unreliable. To be good at this Pick Them in the future, I need to find a set of tools and techniques for process improvement, improving the quality of my output by removing the causes of defects.
Auburn (-3) @ Old Mist: not Six Sigma certified (fails to achieve stable and predictable process results)
Alabama (-21) @ Tennessee: Six Sigma Black Belt (achieving sustained quality improvement)
Kentucky (-5) @ Mizzou: not Lean Six Sigma certified (fails to systematically remove waste)
South Carolina @ LSU (-6.5): not Six Sigma certified (no clear commitment to decision-making based on statistical methods and empirical data, rather than assumptions and guesswork)
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a very thin bankroll! not good!
GIMME {v}20.00 on Auburn/Old Mist going UNDER 70.5
GIMME {v}100.00 on Old Mist +135
GIMME {v}100.00 on Alabama -1500
Terribly sorry about all of this.
LW (O)
Time to Dier: 3-2 (17-9)
Budd to Dwyer: 2-3 (16-10)
Auburn -155 (-3) @ Old Mist +135 T:70.5
Alabama -1500 (-21) @ Tennessee +870 T:65.5
Kentucky -205 (-5) @ Mizzou +175 T:46.5
South Carolina who beat Auburn +190 @ LSU who will soon beat Auburn -220 (-6.5) T:55
{v}{v}{v}
Fine Fountain Pen: {v}220.00
Wine (Discount Bin): {v}884.62
Auburn (-3) at South Carolina: This game will be 27-23, Auburn.
Kentucky (+6) at Tennessee: But not winning!
Old Mist (-3) at Arkansas: Seems like a total (77) designed to trick me.
TAMU (-6.5) at Mississississippi State: sure
thUGA at Alabama (-6): I hope they cancel this one too
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COVIDBUX
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A mere {v}362.25.
GIMMER {v}100 on ARKANSAS +120
GIMMER {v}100 on Auburn at South Carolina UNDER 51.5
GIMMER {v}162.25 on Kentucky at Tennessee OVER 46
Read Em And Weep (from COVID)
Auburn -3
Tennessee -6
Arkansas +3
TAMU -6.5
Georgia +6
{v}{v}{v}
Oh this is nasty. Regardless of the outcome in the very awful Auburn game, I will have {v}760.62 plus whatever I can scrounge up from the rest of this garbage.
1. {v}468.07 on Auburn -160 wins {v}292.55
2. {v}316.93 on South Carolina +140 wins {v}443.69
3. {v}20.00 on Kentucky +190 wins {v}38.00
4. {v}30.00 on Arkansas +120 wins {v}36.00
5. {v}10.00 on Mississippi St. +210 wins {v}21.00
6. {v}40.00 on UGA +190 wins {v}76.00
A gentleman and a scholar: 3-4 (14-7)
This simpleton makes you holler: 5-2 (14-7)
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What is a week? We just don't know.
Auburn -160 (-3) at South Carolina +140 (T: 51.5)
Kentucky +190 at Tennessee -220 (-6) (T:46)
LSU +425 at Florida -600 (-13) (T:71)
Old Mist -140 (-3) at Arkansas +120 (T:77)
TAMU -250 (-6.5) at Mississississippi State +210 (T:54.5)
Vanderbilt +820 at Missouri -1600 (-20) (T:49)
thUGA +190 at Alabama -230 (-6) (T:57)
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COVIDBUX
Tinker: {v}885
Tailor: {v}362.25
It's been a season, folks.
Florida (-6.5) @ TAMU: so what
South Carolina (-13) @ Vanderbilt : unimportant
Tennessee @ Georgia (-13): meaningless
Arkansas @ Auburn (-16.5): who cares
Alabama @ Old Mist (+24): not gonna watch
Mississippi St. @ Kentucky (-2.5): why even play
Mizzou (+20.5) @ LSU (-20.5): why bother
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{v}419.38 to spend, huh
gimme {v}110 on Mississippi State straight up baby
gimme {v}109.38 on Auburn (-850)
gimme {v}200 on Georgia (-500)
I'm going to the beach! Surf's up! Time for some Beach Boys facts!
Florida -6.5 The Beach Boys were formed when Roger Waters and Nick Mason met while studying architecture at the London Polytechnic, Regent Street.
Vanderbilt +13 I'm already done with the bit where I post facts about Pink Floyd rather than the Beach Boys.
Georgia -13 So I guess some beach facts?
Arkansas +16.5 Beaches are made of sand, water, and sea shells.
Alabama -24 Seagulls can live to be 100 years old. They are the wise keepers of the briny deeps.
Mississippi St. +2.5 There is no beach more famous than Party Beach.
Mizzou +20.5 The beach is a land of contrasts.
{v}{v}{v}
I took the liberty of rounding somewhat unconventionally so that no matter what happens in the Florida/TAMU game, I will have {v}672.50 plus whatever I can get from the rest of those losers down there.
{v}477.58 on Florida -245 wins {v}194.92
{v}220.49 on TAMU +205 wins {v}452.01
{v}10.00 on Vanderbilt +350 wins {v}35.00
{v}5.00 on Tennessee +350 wins {v}17.50
{v}5.00 on Arkansas +525 wins {v}26.25
{v}5.00 on Old Mist +1000 wins {v}50.00 *jean ralphio voice* throowin moneey awaaaaaaay
{v}50.00 on Mississippi St. +115 wins {v}57.50
{v}25.00 on Mizzou +750 wins {v}187.50
Last Week (Broverall):
Lucky Boy: 7-0 baby (11-3)
Fond of Soy: 5-2 baby (9-5)
All of these games are definitely happening.
Florida -245 (-6.5) @ TAMU +205 (T:59)
South Carolina -500 (-13) @ Vanderbilt +350 (T:42.5)
Tennessee +350 @ Georgia (-13) -500 (T:43.5)
Arkansas +525 @ Auburn (-16.5) -850 (T:48.5)
Alabama -2200 (-24) @ Old Mist +1000 (T:72.5 lol)
Mississippi St. +115 @ Kentucky (-2.5) -135 (T:58.5)
Mizzou +750 @ LSU (-20.5) -1400 (T:55)
{v}{v}{v}
Captain Bux: {v}798.08
Aw Shucks: {v}419.38
South Carolina +18 at Florida: Seems high
Missouri at Tennessee (-11): man I don't know. Seems like Missouri is plummeting.
TAMU at Alabama (-17): lmao
Old Mist at Kentucky (-6.5): Kentucky is pretty good.
Auburn +6.5 at UGA: NO DOUBT that Auburn loses 13-9.
LSU (-20) at Vanderbilt: Gonna be mad
Arkansas (+17.5) at Mississippi State: Classic hangover effect.
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Got 781.25CB.
GIMME 400CB on Auburn +210 vs. UGA
GIMME 381.25CB on Alabama -1000 vs TAMU
Today's theme is different kinds of, oh let's say fish.
South Carolina +18 Pufferfish
Tennessee -11 Catfish
Alabama -17 Can't think of any
Old Mist +6.5
Georgia -6.5
LSU -20
Arkansas +17.5 Fish Sandwich
{v}{v}{v}
This may look like nonsense and it is. But on the other hand, it is the exact opposite of nonsense. Regardless of who wins the OldMist/Can'tucky game, I will have {v}678.08 plus whatever I can snag from picking all the other underdogs. I even threw some chartreuse (the color of printed COVIDBUX) on Auburn because I am special (the bad way).
{v}466.18 on Kentucky -220 wins {v}211.90
{v}233.82 on Old Mist +190 wins {v}444.26
{v}10.00 on South Carolina +650 wins {v}65.00
{v}10.00 on Mizzou +390 wins {v}39.00
{v}5.00 on TAMU +650 wins {v}32.50
{v}5.00 on Auburn +210 wins {v}10.50
{v}5.00 on Vandy +900 wins {v}45.00
{v}15.00 on Arkansas +700 wins {v}105.00
LW (OA):
A Monument to America's Heroes: 4-3
A Monument to America's Zeroes: 4-3
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This week's ridiculous contests:
South Carolina +650 at Florida -1000 (-18) (T:57)
Missouri +390 at Tennessee -550 (-11) (T:48.5)
TAMU +650 at Alabama -1000 (-17) (T:52)
Old Mist +190 at Kentucky -220 (-6.5) (T:62)
Auburn +210 at UGA -250 (-6.5) (T:44.5)
LSU -1600 (-20) at Vanderbilt +900 (T:48)
Arkansas +700 at Mississippi State -1100 (-17.5) (T:70)
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COVID BOOKIE:
OH MAN THERE'S BEEN A MASS DEVALUATION OF COVIDBUX SUCH THAT 1 BILLION COVIDBUX IS NOW WORTH 1000 COVIDBUX WHOA WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED AS SUCH
BIG CAPTAIN: 750CB
LITTLE CAPTAIN: 781.25CB
Foots A-Ballin!
Old Mist +14.5 It's 2008 all over again, baby.
Kentucky +7.5 It's 2009 all over again, baby.
Mississippi St. +16.5 The score will be 17-3.
Georgia -26 What on earth am I supposed to do with this?
Mizzou +27 See above.
TAMU -30.5 See above.
Tennessee -3.5 Muschamp would be fired after this season were it not for the humble disease we all know as Covet-19. Maybe he will be fired anyway. We'll just have to wait and see.
{v}{v}{v} (fake) money money moooneeey (fake) MONAAAAY {v}{v}{v}
1. {v}722,222,222.22 on Owl-Obama at -2600. Wins {v}27,777,777.78.
2. {v}277,777,777.78 on Owl-Kentucky at +260. Wins {v}722,222,222.22.
Mizzou/Auburn: {v}0.00
Bama/Auburn: {v}750,000,000.00
Mizzou/Kentucky: {v}1,000,000,000.00
Bama/Kentucky: {v}1,750,000,000.00
pretty quotidian season imo
NOT!!!!
In these wild and uncertain times, this part of the pick-off will be our rock... our unshifting firmament. You know what to do!
Florida (-14.5) @ Old Mist
Kentucky @ Auburn (-7.5)
Mississippi St. @ LSU (-16.5)
Georgia (-26) @ Arkansas
Alabama (-27) @ Mizzou
Vanderbilt @ TAMU (-30.5)
Tennessee (-3.5) @ South Carolina
$$$ THE MONEY THING $$$ AKA THE NICE BOOKIE $$$
this part of the pick-off is going to be "xtrakrzy."
YOU START WITH ONE BILLION COVIDBUX ({v}1,000,000,000.00). EACH WEEK YOU MUST WAGER 100% OF YOUR COVIDBUX, AT LEAST 25% OF WHICH MUST BE WAGERED ON AN SEC UNDERDOG TO WIN STRAIGHT UP. NOTHING IS SACRED AND WE ARE NOT GUARANTEED TOMORROW. HELL WORLD IS REAL. WELCOME TO HELL WORLD.
We’re supposed to take the plot of land, draw the roads, divide it into plots, and determine the shape of the house by the plot, and the layout of the rooms by the shape of the house.Design Patterns and the Coming Revolution in Course Design
Eventually, at some level, where you put your dining room table is determined by the needs of the road system. And that’s bad, because the roads have to be aware of the needs of your dining room table as well.
Top-down gives you consistency, but it doesn’t give you anything living structure. The magic actually comes about when you think — what does a RIVER OF WORK look like in Psychology 101?
It’s in the collision of the design pattern with the local need. We’re allowed to think through the pattern.
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