A "Weird Al" Yankovic album purchased and downloaded from iTunes: 3-2 (29-31)
weird_al_REAL_im_the_only_gay_eskimo_live.mp3: 3-2 (36-24)
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Alabama -10000 (-32.5) at Arkansas +2500 (T:68)
Georgia -450 (-13) at Missouri +370 (T:53.5)
Tennessee -650 (-15) at Vanderbilt +475 (T:50)
LSU +850 at Florida -1500 (-23.5) (T:67.5)
Auburn -240 (-6.5) at Mississippi State +200 (T:49)
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Relatively rich man: {v}552.92
Objectively poor man: {v}123
The only thing more exhausting than the pandemic is these lines!
TAMU @ Auburn (+7): I was definitely going to take the under in this game, but that's so low! Probably still goes under.
Arkansas (+3) @ Mizzou: I still haven't reevaluated my belief that Arkansas is much improved, and I guess I'm not going to.
Florida (-17.5) @ Tennessee: My theory is that Tennessee is a team that's giving up.
Vanderbilt @ Georgia (-35): I'm sorry the lady kicker probably won't get any field goal chances because Vanderbilt is such a terrible football team.
South Carolina @ Kentucky (-12): sure
Alabama (-29) @ LSU: I don't see why not.
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{v}375.06 to wine and dine
GIMME {v}165 on Auburn (+7) against TAMU, to win {v}150
GIMME {v}100 on Arkansas +135 over Missouri, to win {v}135
GIMME {v}110 on Florida -850 over Tennessee, to win {v}12.94
Vanderbilt at Missouri (-20): hard not to get excited about this one
Kentucky at Florida (-23.5): Florida seems good, thinking about a play-off bid, and such
Auburn (+24.5) at Alabama (-24.5): Gonna suck
Miss St at Old Mist (-9.5): Kiffypoo seems like the kind of guy to take a rivalry game seriously.
LSU at TAMU (-14): Been a weird season, and while I expected LSU to not be as good as last year, their badness has been a weird part of it.
Georgia (-21.5) at South Carolina: In a game between two games who seemed to have given up, I guess I go with the talent. O/U on this one is pretty funny.
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{v}402.06 and this week the HELLWORLD rules about 1/4 going toward an underdog, that's really tough. Have we done -110 vig for over/unders? I feel like we do.
GIMME {v}100.52 on Mississippi State +250 to win {v}253.80
GIMME {v}110 on Kentucky-Florida over 61 to win {v}100
GIMME {v}110 on Florida -23.5 to win {v}100
GIMME {v}91.54 on Auburn-Alabama under 62.5 to win {v}83.52
Takes his shoes off at the door to reveal charming printed socks: 2-4 (24-25)
Tracks mud on his Crocs into the dining room where the fancy rug is: 4-2 (30-19)
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In a truly garbage year, "rivalry week" features almost entirely double-digit lines and stupid games.
Vanderbilt +800 at Missouri (-20) -1600 (T:51.5)
Kentucky +1000 at Florida (-23.5) -2000 (T:61)
Auburn +1100 at Alabama (-24.5) -2500 (T:62.5)
Miss St +250 at Old Mist (-9.5) -325 (T:67.5)
LSU +375 at TAMU (-14) -560 (T:63)
Georgia -1400 (-21.5) at South Carolina +800 (T:49)
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A sickly weakling, mewling and wallowing in disease: {v}402.06
A healthy tough man excreting antibodies and vitamin C: {v}641.18
Florida (-31.5) @ Vanderbilt: no
LSU (+1.5) @ Arkansas: LSU is falling apart but is also immensely talented.
Kentucky (+31) @ Alabama: That's a lot of points.
Tennessee @ Auburn (-10.5): Auburn is good again
Mississippi St. (+24.5) @ Georgia: Seems like this will be a weird one
Mizzou (-6.5) @ South Carolina: I may be reading too much into it, but South Carolina's got that "rats fleeing a ship" feel
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You know, {v}315.34 seems like not a lot of covidbux.
I'll risk {v}78.84 on LSU over Arkansas to win {v}82.78
GIMME {v}236.50 on Alabama -6000 over Kentucky to win {v}3.94
