The usual rules:
1. Lost for Swords, great
2. Starlynx, it's fine, missed a chance to call it StarFaux
3. TrioJam, good
4. Shogun Showdown, not bad
5. Ten Minutes till Dawn, is there a name for these kinds of games? I like them
I'm not sure why this series reminds me of The Captain, but it does.
2. The Patriots
1. Die in the Dungeon - very good
2. Tiny Islands - good
3. Six-Sided Streets - pretty good
4. Flooded Caves - neat
5. Pelagium - good but gets tiring, needs a "win or keep playing?" mechanic
BAHAMAS BOWL (at Nassau, Bahamas)
21 UAB vs. Miami (Ohio), 11:30 a.m., ESPN
CURE BOWL (at Orlando, Fla.)
2 Troy vs. No. 25 UTSA, 3 p.m., ESPN
FENWAY BOWL (at Boston)
6 Louisville vs. Cincinnati, 11 a.m., ESPN
LAS VEGAS BOWL
5 Oregon State vs. Florida, 2:30 p.m., ESPN
L.A. BOWL (at Inglewood, Calif.)
24 Fresno State vs. Washington State, 3:30 p.m.,
ABC
LENDINGTREE BOWL (at Mobile, Ala.)
10 Southern Miss vs. Rice, 5:45 p.m., ESPN
NEW MEXICO BOWL (at Albuquerque, N.M.)
20 SMU vs. BYU, 7:30 p.m., ABC
FRISCO BOWL (at Frisco, Texas)
22 Boise State
vs. North Texas, 9:15 p.m., ESPN
MYRTLE BEACH BOWL (at Conway, S.C.)
11 Marshall vs. UConn, 2:30 p.m., ESPN
FAMOUS IDAHO POTATO BOWL (at Boise, Idaho)
12 San Jose State vs. Eastern Michigan, 3:30 p.m., ESPN
BOCA RATON BOWL (at Boca Raton, Fla.)
19 Toledo vs. Liberty, 7:30 p.m., ESPN
NEW ORLEANS BOWL
23 South Alabama vs. Western Kentucky, 9 p.m., ESPN
ARMED FORCES BOWL (at Fort Worth, Texas)
4 Baylor vs. Air Force, 7:30 p.m., ESPN
INDEPENDENCE BOWL (at Shreveport, La.)
13 Houston vs. Louisiana-Lafayette, 3 p.m., ESPN
GASPARILLA BOWL (at Tampa, Fla.)
1 Wake Forest vs. Missouri, 6:30 p.m., ESPN
HAWAII BOWL (at Honolulu)
25 San Diego State vs. Middle Tennessee, 8 p.m., ESPN
QUICK LANE BOWL (at Detroit)
3 Bowling Green vs. New Mexico State, 2:30 p.m.,
ESPN
CAMELLIA BOWL (at Montgomery, Ala.)
7 Georgia Southern vs. Buffalo, noon, ESPN
FIRST RESPONDER BOWL (at Dallas)
18 Memphis vs. Utah State, 3:15 p.m., ESPN
BIRMINGHAM BOWL
17 East Carolina vs. Coastal Carolina, 6:45 p.m., ESPN
GUARANTEED RATE BOWL (at Phoenix)
8 Wisconsin vs. Oklahoma State, 10:15 p.m.,
ESPN
MILITARY BOWL (at Annapolis, Md.)
38 Central Florida vs. Duke, 2 p.m., ESPN
LIBERTY BOWL (at Memphis, Tenn.)
37 Arkansas vs. Kansas, 5:30 p.m., ESPN
HOLIDAY BOWL (at San Diego)
36 Oregon vs. North Carolina, 8 p.m., FOX
TEXAS BOWL (at Houston)
34 Ole Miss vs. Texas Tech, 9 p.m., ESPN
PINSTRIPE BOWL (at Bronx, N.Y.)
26 Minnesota vs. Syracuse, 2 p.m., ESPN
CHEEZ-IT BOWL (at Orlando, Fla.)
27 Florida State vs. Oklahoma, 5:30 p.m., ESPN
ALAMO BOWL (at San Antonio)
32 Texas vs. Washington, 9 p.m., ESPN
DUKE’S MAYO BOWL (at Charlotte, N.C.)
9 Maryland vs. NC State, noon, ESPN
SUN BOWL (at El Paso, Texas)
28 UCLA vs. Pitt, 2 p.m., CBS
GATOR BOWL (at Jacksonville, Fla.)
31 Notre Dame vs. South Carolina, 3:30 p.m.,
ESPN
ARIZONA BOWL (at Tucson, Ariz.)
16 Ohio vs. Wyoming, 4:30 p.m., Barstool Sports
ORANGE BOWL (at Miami Gardens, Fla.)
33 Clemson vs. Tennessee, 8 p.m., ESPN
SUGAR BOWL (at New Orleans)
41 Alabama vs. Kansas State, noon, ESPN
MUSIC CITY BOWL (at Nashville, Tenn.)
15 Kentucky vs. Iowa, noon, ABC
FIESTA BOWL (at Glendale, Ariz.) — CFP SEMIFINAL
39 Michigan vs. TCU, 4 p.m., ESPN
PEACH BOWL (at Atlanta) — CFP SEMIFINAL
40 Georgia vs. Ohio State, 8 p.m., ESPN
RELIAQUEST BOWL (at Tampa, Fla.)
30 Mississippi State vs. Illinois, noon, ESPN2
COTTON BOWL CLASSIC (at Arlington, Texas)
14 USC vs. Tulane, 1 p.m., ESPN
CITRUS BOWL (at Orlando, Fla.)
35 LSU vs. Purdue, 1 p.m., ABC
ROSE BOWL GAME (at Pasadena, Calif.)
29 Utah vs. Penn State, 5 p.m., ESPN
Every single one of these, I'm looking at like whaaat. what are you doing here.
BAHAMAS
(32) UAB v Miami (OH)
CURE
(6) UTSA v Troy
FENWAY
(5) Cincinnati v Louisville
LAS VEGAS
(15) Oregon St. v Florida
LA
(9) Washington St. v Fresno St.
LENDINGTREE
(33) Southern Mist v Rice
NEW MEXICO
(4) BYU v SMU
FRISCO
(40) Boise St. v North Texas
MYRTLE BEACH
(39) Marshall v UConn
POTATO
(24) San Jose St. v EMU
BOCA RATON
(7) Li-bear-ty v Toledo
NEW ORLEANS
(13) South Alabama v WKU
ARMED FORCES
(25) Baylor v Air Force
INDEPENDENCE
(31) Houston v UL-Lafayette
GASPARILLA
(17) Woke Forest v Mizzou
H'A'W'A'I'I
(18) San Diego St. v MTSU
QUICK LANE
(10) New Mexico St. v Bowling Green
CAMELLIA
(30) Georgia Southern v Buffalo
FIRST RESPONDER
(19) Memphis v Utah St.
BIRMINGHAM
(12) ECU v Coastal Carolina
GUARANTEED RATE
(29) Wisconsin v Oklahoma St.
MILITARY
(8) UCF v Duke
LI-BEAR-TY
(26) Arkansas v Urkansas
HOLIDAY
(34) Oregon v North Carolina
TEXAS
(27) Old Mist v Texas Tech
PINSTRIPE
(38) Minnesota v Syracuse
CHEEZ-IT
(1) Oklahoma v Florida St.
ALAMO
(3) Washington v Texas
MAYONNAISE
(2) NC State v Maryland
SUN
(16) UCLA v Pitt
GATOR
(37) Notre Dame v South Carolina
ARIZONA
(11) Wyoming v Ohio
ORANGE
(28) Clemson v Tennessee
SUGAR
(36) Alabama v Urkansas St.
MUSIC CITY
(23) Iowa v Kentucky
FIESTA
(35) Michigan v TCU
PEACH
(14) Georgia v Ohio St.
RELIAQUEST
(20) Illinois v Mississippi St.
COTTON
(22) USC v Tulane
CITRUS
(41) LSU v Purdue
ROSE
(21) Penn St. v Utah
All times Eastern, not going to bother changing them.
Friday, Dec. 16
BAHAMAS BOWL (at Nassau, Bahamas)
UAB (-10, o/u 44½) vs. Miami (Ohio), 11:30 a.m., ESPN
CURE BOWL (at Orlando, Fla.)
No. 24 Troy (-1, o/u 54½) vs. No. 25 UTSA, 3 p.m., ESPN
Saturday, Dec. 17
FENWAY BOWL (at Boston)
Louisville (-1½, o/u 44½) vs. Cincinnati, 11 a.m., ESPN
LAS VEGAS BOWL
No. 14 Oregon State (-10½, o/u 52) vs. Florida, 2:30 p.m., ESPN
L.A. BOWL (at Inglewood, Calif.)
Fresno State (-1½, o/u 54½) vs. Washington State, 3:30 p.m., ABC
LENDINGTREE BOWL (at Mobile, Ala.)
Southern Miss (-7, o/u 46½) vs. Rice, 5:45 p.m., ESPN
NEW MEXICO BOWL (at Albuquerque, N.M.)
SMU (-1½, o/u 70½) vs. BYU, 7:30 p.m., ABC
FRISCO BOWL (at Frisco, Texas)
Boise State (-10, o/u 56½) vs. North Texas, 9:15 p.m., ESPN
Monday, Dec. 19
MYRTLE BEACH BOWL (at Conway, S.C.)
Marshall (-10, o/u 40½) vs. UConn, 2:30 p.m., ESPN
Tuesday, Dec. 20
FAMOUS IDAHO POTATO BOWL (at Boise, Idaho)
San Jose State (-3½, o/u 54½) vs. Eastern Michigan, 3:30 p.m., ESPN
BOCA RATON BOWL (at Boca Raton, Fla.)
Toledo (-4½, o/u 53½) vs. Liberty, 7:30 p.m., ESPN
Wednesday, Dec. 21
NEW ORLEANS BOWL
South Alabama (-7½, o/u 54½) vs. Western Kentucky, 9 p.m., ESPN
Thursday, Dec. 22
ARMED FORCES BOWL (at Fort Worth, Texas)
Baylor (-6½, o/u 49½) vs. Air Force, 7:30 p.m., ESPN
Friday, Dec. 23
INDEPENDENCE BOWL (at Shreveport, La.)
Houston (-6½, o/u 60½) vs. Louisiana-Lafayette, 3 p.m., ESPN
GASPARILLA BOWL (at Tampa, Fla.)
Wake Forest (-2½, o/u 63) vs. Missouri, 6:30 p.m., ESPN
Saturday, Dec. 24
HAWAII BOWL (at Honolulu)
San Diego State (-7, o/u 49½) vs. Middle Tennessee, 8 p.m., ESPN
Monday, Dec. 26
QUICK LANE BOWL (at Detroit)
Bowling Green (-2½, o/u 48) vs. New Mexico State, 2:30 p.m., ESPN
Tuesday, Dec. 27
CAMELLIA BOWL (at Montgomery, Ala.)
Georgia Southern (-3½, o/u 67½) vs. Buffalo, noon, ESPN
FIRST RESPONDER BOWL (at Dallas)
Memphis (-7, o/u 62½) vs. Utah State, 3:15 p.m., ESPN
BIRMINGHAM BOWL
East Carolina (-9½, o/u 59½) vs. Coastal Carolina, 6:45 p.m., ESPN
GUARANTEED RATE BOWL (at Phoenix)
Wisconsin (-3, o/u 43) vs. Oklahoma State, 10:15 p.m., ESPN
Wednesday, Dec. 28
MILITARY BOWL (at Annapolis, Md.)
Central Florida (pick ’em, o/u 62½) vs. Duke, 2 p.m., ESPN
LIBERTY BOWL (at Memphis, Tenn.)
Arkansas (-4, o/u 68½) vs. Kansas, 5:30 p.m., ESPN
HOLIDAY BOWL (at San Diego)
No. 15 Oregon (-12, o/u 71) vs. North Carolina, 8 p.m., FOX
TEXAS BOWL (at Houston)
Ole Miss (-4, o/u 70) vs. Texas Tech, 9 p.m., ESPN
Thursday, Dec. 29
PINSTRIPE BOWL (at Bronx, N.Y.)
Minnesota (-7½, o/u 42) vs. Syracuse, 2 p.m., ESPN
CHEEZ-IT BOWL (at Orlando, Fla.)
No. 13 Florida State (-7½, o/u 65) vs. Oklahoma, 5:30 p.m., ESPN
ALAMO BOWL (at San Antonio)
No. 20 Texas (-6, o/u 68½) vs. No. 12 Washington, 9 p.m., ESPN
Friday, Dec. 30
DUKE’S MAYO BOWL (at Charlotte, N.C.)
Maryland (-1, o/u 48) vs. No. 23 NC State, noon, ESPN
SUN BOWL (at El Paso, Texas)
No. 18 UCLA (-7, o/u 57½) vs. Pitt, 2 p.m., CBS
GATOR BOWL (at Jacksonville, Fla.)
No. 21 Notre Dame (-3½, o/u 52) vs. No. 19 South Carolina, 3:30 p.m., ESPN
ARIZONA BOWL (at Tucson, Ariz.)
Ohio (-1, o/u 43) vs. Wyoming, 4:30 p.m., Barstool Sports
ORANGE BOWL (at Miami Gardens, Fla.)
No. 7 Clemson (-7, o/u 64) vs. No. 6 Tennessee, 8 p.m., ESPN
Saturday, Dec. 31
SUGAR BOWL (at New Orleans)
No. 5 Alabama (-3½, o/u 54½) vs. No. 9 Kansas State, noon, ESPN
MUSIC CITY BOWL (at Nashville, Tenn.)
Kentucky (-2½, o/u 31½) vs. Iowa, noon, ABC
FIESTA BOWL (at Glendale, Ariz.) — CFP SEMIFINAL
No. 2 Michigan (-7½, o/u 59) vs. No. 3 TCU, 4 p.m., ESPN
PEACH BOWL (at Atlanta) — CFP SEMIFINAL
No. 1 Georgia (-6½, o/u 61½) vs. No. 4 Ohio State, 8 p.m., ESPN
Monday, Jan. 2
RELIAQUEST BOWL (at Tampa, Fla.)
No. 22 Mississippi State (-1, o/u 46½) vs. Illinois, noon, ESPN2
COTTON BOWL CLASSIC (at Arlington, Texas)
No. 10 USC (-2, o/u 62) vs. No. 16 Tulane, 1 p.m., ESPN
CITRUS BOWL (at Orlando, Fla.)
No. 17 LSU (-10, o/u 58) vs. Purdue, 1 p.m., ABC
ROSE BOWL GAME (at Pasadena, Calif.)
No. 8 Utah (-2½, o/u 52) vs. No. 11 Penn State, 5 p.m., ESPN
loser with class: 45-51-1, {v}0.00 (ha ha)
winner with class too: 53-43-1, {v}1,300.00
see you in the pick them
really not feeling good. hopefully that means i mess this up very badly.
Old Mist -2.5
Arkansas -3
Florida +9.5
Georgia Tech +38.5
Clemson -14.5
Kentucky -3.5
Auburn +21.5
LSU -10
Tennessee -14
{v} let's make it a little interesting, maybe
1. {v}273.65 on Georgia -30000 to win {v}0.91.
2. {v}68.17 on Caddy +1053 to win {v}717.83.
Meaning, of course, it's time to convert to Catholicism.
Mississippi State (+2.5) at Old Mist: I'm willing to believe that Old Mist is distracted. Finally off the Old Mist train, so they'll probably win by 35.
Arkansas (-3) at Missouri: Seems low
Florida at Florida State (-9.5): Florida has lost my approval
Georgia Tech at Georgia (-38.5): No
South Carolina at Clemson (-14.5): Tennessee losing did a lot for playoff hopefuls trying to get their team serious about a rival
Louisville (+3.5) at Kentucky: kind of funny vibes in this one
Auburn (+21.5) at Alabama: Believing
LSU (-10) at TAMU: It looks like I may be wrong about how well Brian Kelly was going to fit in at LSU.
Tennessee (-14) at Vanderbilt: who cares
{v}{v}{v}
GIMME {v}655.39 on Auburn covering (-21.5), to win {v}595.81
delightful
stranger things: 3-4 (43-44-1); {v}655.39
a different tv show, i don't care: 4-3 (49-38-1); {v}1,367.26
Florida (-14) at Vanderbilt: foolish
UMass at TAMU (-33.5): It's easy to imagine Jimbo trying to run it up big in this game to prove he can still coach offense. This is an insultingly low over/under that I very nearly bet under.
Georgia at Kentucky (+22.5): seems like a lot
Western Kentucky at Auburn (-5.5): We're in full I BELIEVE mode
Tennessee (-21.5) at South Carolina: Hypothesis: Tennessee wants to lay on every point, to look good for the potential playoff spot.
Old Mist (-2.5) at Arkansas: Most Old Mist lines look wrong to me this year, and then I'm usually the idiot. I refuse to learn anything from this fact.
UAB at Lsu (-14.5): Looks like I am mostly picking favorites, that's fine
{v}N{v}I{v}C{v}E{v}
Gimme {v}249.70 on Old Mist covering (-2.5), to win {v}227
SoCon Saturday etc etc
Florida (-14, -623) at Vanderbilt (+445) (T:57.5)
UMass (+4000) at TAMU (-33.5, -30000) (T:47.5)
Georgia (-22.5, -2565) at Kentucky (+1143) (T:49.5)
Western Kentucky (+181) at Auburn (-5.5, -221) (T:52.5)
Tennessee (-21.5, -2109) at South Carolina (+1039) (T:66)
Old Mist (-2.5, -135) at Arkansas (+113) (T:60.5)
UAB (+454) at Lsu (-14.5, -638) (T:52.5)
it was easy because i am so familiar with it.
white claw: 4-2-1 (40-40-1), {v}905.09
the aldi kind (gross): 3-3-1 (45-35-1), {941.32}
Missouri at Tennessee (-20.5): tough to care
Vanderbilt at Kentucky (-17.5): Vanderbilt is Not Good.
LSU (-3) at Arkansas: I would say "letdown" except Arkansas lost to Liberty last week.
Alabama at Old Mist (+11.5): too good to be true but I hope
South Carolina (+7.5) at Florida: It's hard to get a handle on Florida this year, probably because I haven't watched them much and hate them, but it seems like a reasonable guess that they're also Not Good, though not to the extent Vandy (see above) is not good.
Georgia (-16.5) at Mississippi State: Only good scenario left in college football is Georgia getting upset in some random remaining game (not going to happen), then losing to a two-loss SEC West champion (also not going to happen), and the SEC gets left out of the playoffs entirely (also too not going to happen).
TAMU at Auburn (-1.5): lol
{v}{v}{v}{v}THENICEBOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}
I hope I lose the Georgia bet and lose the pick them, it will be worth it
Gimme {v}50 on Old Mist covering (+11.5), to win {v}45.45
Gimme {v}425 on Georgia straight up (-850), to win {v}50
Stranger Things is a show about strangers.
Tennessee -20.5
Kentucky -17.5
LSU -3
Alabama -11.5
Florida -7.5
Georgia -16.5
TAMU +1.5
{v}
1. {v}223.32 on Alabama -465 to win {v}48.03
You guessed it: lines
Missouri Loves Company (+890) at Tennessee (-20.5, -1700) T:56.5
Vanderbilt (+170) at Kentucky (-17.5, -1250) T:48.5
LSU (-3, -164) at Arkansas (+136) T:63.5
Alabama (-11.5, -465) at Old Mist (+350) T:63.5
South Carolina (+250) at Florida (-7.5, -315) T:58.5
Georgia (-16.5, -850) at Mississippi State (+570) T:53.5
TAMU (+100) at Auburn (-1.5, -120) T:48.5
... tryin to convine folks i'm swac. ain't workin.
Not SWAC: 4-3, (36-38); {v}809.64
Definitely not SWAC: 5-2 (42-32); {v}893.65
The nice bookie is not paying out {v}85 on a {v}20 spread bet so I fixed that for you. cheater.
Florida +3.5
Kentucky -1.5
Tennessee +8
Li-Bear-Ty +13.5
Alabama -13
South Carolina -7
Auburn +13.5
{v}
1. {v}255.59 on Alabama -500 to win {v}51.12
2. {v}42.17 on Auburn +425 to win {v}179.22
Florida at TAMU (-3.5): Not sure why I feel like it's impossible TAMU will lose this many in a row, but many things once seemed impossible.
Kentucky (-1.5) at Missouri: Funny and insulting line to Kentucky, though they are a team that seems to be in decline.
Tennessee (+8) at Georgia: I believe
Liberty Bear (+13.5) at Arkansas: sure
Alabama (-13) at Lsu: I'd like to think I am wrong, but as much as people talk about how scary Baton Rouge is blah blah blah, it seems like Alabama goes down there and sets a freshman rushing record or something every few years.
South Carolina (-7) at Vanderbilt: another vaguely insulting line. Just realized I picked mostly road teams.
Auburn (+13.5) at Mississippi State: the bad man is gone
{v}{v}{v}
Gimme {v}50 on Liberty-Arkansas going over 64, to win {v}45.45
Gimme {v}120 on Alabama straight up (-500), to win {v}24
Gimme {v}20 on South Carolina-Vanderbilt going over 48.5, to win {v}18.18
Gimme {v}20 on Auburn covering +13.5, to win {v}85
Florida (+140) at TAMU (-3.5, -165) T:54.5
Kentucky (-1.5, -125) at Missouri (+105) T:41.5
Tennessee (+240) at Georgia (-8, -290) T:66
Liberty Bear (+360) at Arkansas (-13.5, -450) T:64
Alabama (-13, -500) at Lsu (+380) T:58
South Carolina (-7, -275) at Vanderbilt (+225) T:48.5
Auburn (+425) at Mississippi State (-13.5, -550) T:52
... still not SWAC.
Eufaula's Finest: 2-3 (32-35), {v}943.28
Can't think of anything: 3-2 (37-30), {v}1,191.05
Arkansas at Auburn (+3.5)
Florida (+23) vs Georgia
Missouri at South Carolina (-4)
Kentucky (+13) at Tennessee
Old Mist (-2.5) at TAMU
{v}A NICE BOOKIE{v}
GIMME {v}200 on Tennessee straight up (-450), to win {v}44.44
GIMME {v}200 on Georgia straight up (-2000), to win {v}10
GIMME {v}10 on Old Mist straight up (-140), to win {v}7.14
Herman Cain went to a "we don't need to stop Covid-19" rally, got Covid-19, and died. Rest in Power.
Arkansas (-3.5, -165) at Auburn (+140) (T:61)
Florida (+1100) vs Georgia (-23, -2000) (T:56.5)
Missouri (+170) at South Carolina (-4, -200) (T:47.5)
Kentucky (+360) at Tennessee (-13, -450) (T:63)
Old Mist (-2.5, -140) at TAMU (+120) (T:55)
Nope. Still not SWAC.
Auburn is going to hire Deion: 2-2 (30-32); {v}881.70
Auburn is going to hire Hugh Freeze: 2-2 (34-28); {v}1,176.35
Old Mist (+1.5) at Lsu: Surprising line imho
Vanderbilt at Missouri (-14): raucous
Mississippi State at Alabama (-21): they mad
TAMU at South Carolina (+3.5) cocks
{v}{v}{v} How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Nice Bookie {v}{v}{v}
GIMME {v}49.52 on Old Mist straight up (+105) to win {v}52
GIMME {v}252 on Alabama straight up (-1800) to win {v}14
GIMME {v}104.50 on Missouri straight up (-550) to win {v}19
Old Mist +1.5
Vanderbilt +14
Alabama -21
TAMU -3.5
{v}
1. {v} 1,080.00 on Alabama -1800 to win {v}60.00
Light schedule this week!
Old Mist (+105) at Lsu (-1.5, -125) (T: 66.5)
Vanderbilt (+425) at Missouri (-14, -550) (T: 52.5)
Mississippi State (+1000) at Alabama (-21, -1800) (T: 62)
TAMU (-3.5, -175) at South Carolina (+150) (T: 44.5)
Clearly, we ain't SWAC.
Swimming in Doubloons: 1-5 (28-30); {v}898.22
Soiling his Pantaloons: 2-4 (32-26); {v}1,116.35
Auburn at Old Mist (-14.5): lol. lmao.
Alabama (-7) at Tennessee: don't get your hopes up, idiots
Vanderbilt (+38) at Georgia: wrong
Arkansas (-1.5) at BYU: tough pick
LSU at Florida (-2.5): also tough, going with the home team.
Mississippi State (-6.5) at Kentucky: funny that Auburn is going to lose to both Mississippi teams this year
{v}{v}{v}
Now that I am out of debt, time to lose money again.
Gimme {v}129.80 on Mississippi State at Kentucky going over (T:46.5), to win {v}118
Gimme {v}129.80 on Old Mist straight up (-650), to win {v}118
These are not to be second-guessed.
Old Mist -14.5
Alabama -7
Vanderbilt +38
BYU +1.5
LSU +2.5
Kentucky +6.5
{v}
this seems fine to me
1. {v}268.75 on Old Moist -650 to win {v}41.35
Auburn (+475) at Old Mist (-14.5 -650) (T:54)
Alabama (-7 -270) at Tennessee (+220) (T:65)
Vanderbilt (n/a) at Georgia (-38 n/a) (T:58.5)
Arkansas (-1.5 -120) at BYU (even) (T:66.5)
LSU (+115) at Florida (-2.5 -135) (T:51.5)
Mississippi State (-6.5 -250) at Kentucky (+210) (T:46.5)
A beautiful fall afternoon in upstate New York picking apples: 4-3 (27-25), {v}1,008.05
The new hellraiser movie: 2-5 (30-22), {v}1,075.00
can't think of any creative names, i have some kind of stomach virus or something
Charles: 1-4 (23-22), {v}974.72
Tha Captain: 3-2 (28-17), {v}1,110.00
Old Mist -6.5
Alabama -17.5
TAMU +4
Auburn +8
Mizzou +28
{v}
This is cheating.
1. {v}672.99 on Mississippi St. -154 to win {v}437.01
2. {v}427.01 on TAMU +160 to win {v}683.22
Kentucky at Old Mist (-6.5): an established Lane Believer
Alabama at Arkansas (+17.5): Seem like a lot of points for what might be a slog of a game
TAMU at Mississippi State (-4): Who cares
LSU (-8) at Auburn : Auburn has not covered in a single game this year. Going for the reverse letdown.
Georgia (-28): Missouri is a dumb team of bad players. I am going to feel stupid for not betting the over on a game that's going to be like 63-28.
{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}THE NICE BOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}
I got {v}931.49. Is this the week I finally get back into the black? Probably not!
Gimme {v}100 on Old Mist straight up (-227), to win {v}44.05
Gimme {v}32.87 on LSU-Auburn going over (T:45.5), to win {v}29.88
Gimme {v}100 on LSU straight up (-312), to win {v}32.05
Week Five does not have that many games with lines.
Kentucky (+210) at Old Mist (-6.5, -227) (T:54.5)
Alabama (-17.5, -769) at Arkansas (+600) (T:61.5)
TAMU (+160) at Mississippi State (-4, -154) (T:45.5)
LSU (-8, -312) at Auburn (+290) (T:45.5)
Georgia (-28, -5000) at Missouri (+2000) (T:54.5)
Charles: 4-6 (22-18), {v}931.49
Tha Captain: 8-2 (25-15), {v}1,100.00
just calling it like it see it right at this moment
Mississippi St. -29
Kent St. +46
Mizzou +7
Florida +10.5
Old Mist -21
Northern Illinois +25
TAMU -2.5
Alabama -40.5
South Carolina -22
LSU -30
{v}
had to to plug this in to THA CAPTAINZ SPECIAL
1. {v}212.75 on Old Mist -1111 to win {v}19.15
2. {v}76.62 on Mizzou +230 to win {v}176.22
In a hurry today!
Bowling Green at Mississippi State (-29): Declined
Kent State at Georgia (-46): going to be a truly miserable football season
Missouri at Auburn (-7): good heavens I'm stupid
Florida at Tennessee (-10.5): I'm just about ready to become a Tennessee believer
Tulsa at Old Mist (-21): I'm also about to become an Old Mist believer
Northern Illinois at Kentucky (-25): No, Illinois! let me down last time
Arkansas (+2.5) at TAMU: Feels like a dumb pick
Vanderbilt (-40.5) at Alabama: Another dumb one
Bad Charlotte at South Carolina (-22): cocks
New Mexico at LSU (-30): Time for Kelly to reassure the restless natives by beating a team from a state that shouldn't even exist
{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}
Let's get {v}904.50 up slightly higher. Clawing back.
Gimmer {v}10.00 on Arkansas straight up (+120), to win {v}12.00
Gimme {v}50.00 on Tennessee straight up (-345), to win {v}14.49
Gimme {v}250.00 on Old Mist straight up (-1111), to win {v}22.50
Fun fact: for Week Four, every home team is a favorite, something that has never happened for an SEC football week before.
Bowling Green (+2500) at Mississippi State (-29, -10000) (T: 52.5)
Kent State (+5000) at Georgia (-46, -10000) (T: 63)
Missouri (+230) at Auburn (-7, -270) (T: 51)
Florida (+320) at Tennessee (-10.5, -345) (T: 62.5)
Tulsa (+900) at Old Mist (-21, -1111) (T: 65.5)
Northern Illinois (+1700) at Kentucky (-25, -3333) (T: 53.5)
Arkansas (+120) at TAMU (-2.5, -128) (T: 48.5)
Vanderbilt (+5000) at Alabama (-40.5, -10000) (T: 59)
Bad Charlotte (+1280) at South Carolina (-22, -1250) (T: 69.5)
New Mexico (+2800) at LSU (-30, -5000) (T: 45.5)
aahhh
Big Guy with a Plan: 6-3 (18-12); {v}904.50
Ignoring the Weather Advice of James Spann: 7-2 (17-13); {v}1157.47
Georgia -24
Penn St. -3
Vanderbilt +3 i still belieVe
Alabama -48.5 why not
Old Mist -15.5
LSU +2.5
Akron +47.5
Florida -24.5
TAMU -5
{v}
1. {v}133.93 on Georgia -2000 to win {v}6.70.
2. {v}119.20 on LSU +116 to win {v}138.27
Georgia (-24) at South Carolina: yuck!
Penn State at Auburn (+3): You can purchase my new book, Bet To Lose, at airport bookstores everywhere
Vanderbilt at Northern Illinois (-3): I still instinctively assume that Michael Turner, who was born before I was and played his last NFL season in 2012, is still playing at Northern Illinois.
La-Mo at Alabama (-48.5): I guess the assumption is that Alabama will be mad, sure
Old Mist (-15.5) at Georgia Tech: Is this really low? Am I an idiot? I thought they were about to fire Goff Ceollins.
Mississississippi St at LSU (+2.5): Let's see what Krian Belly (a name I just made up as a nickname for LSU head football coach Brian Kelly) can do
Akron (+47.5) at Tennessee: That's a lot of points.
South Florida (+24.5) at Florida: Not sold on Florida
Miami at TAMU (-5): don't care, hope they lose
{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}812.67{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}
That's right I've got {v}812.67.
Gimme {v}80 on Old Mist to cover 15.5 at Georgia Tech, to win {v}72.73
Gimme {v}10 on LSU to win straight up (+116) vs Mississippi State, to win {v}11.60
Gimme {v}150 on Georgia to win straight up (-2000) at South Carolina, to win {v}7.50
Georgia (-24, -2000) at South Carolina (+1450) (T:52)
Penn State (-3, -150) at Auburn (+130) (T:47)
Vanderbilt (+128) at Northern Illinois (-3, -135) (T:58.5)
La-Mo (+5000) at Alabama (-48.5, -10000) (T:60.5)
Old Mist (-15.5, -625) at Georgia Tech (+500) (T:63.5)
Mississississippi St (-2.5, -120) at LSU (+116) (T: 53)
Akron (+5000) at Tennessee (-47.5, 10000) (T: 66)
South Florida (+1550) at Florida (-24.5, -2000) (T: 59)
Miami (+190) at TAMU (-5, -250) (T:45)
Last Week (Overall), COVIDBUX
Better Than Ezra: 5-4 (12-9), {v}812.67
Ezra: 2-7 (10-11), {v}1,012.50
Vanderbilt +10 I BELIEVE
Alabama -20
South Carolina +7.5
Mizzou +9
App St. +18.5
Pitt +6.5
Florida -6
Auburn -23
Mississippi ST. -10.5
{v}
TIME TO GRIND
GIVE ME {V}250 ON AUBURN -2000 TO WIN {V}12.5
Week Two Picks:
Wake Forest (-10, -350) at Vanderbilt (+280) (T:64): Vanderbilt is not good.
Alabama (-20, -1667) at Texas (+900) (T:64.5): This line opened at like 14 points and Alabama has still gotten all the picks.
South Carolina (+270) at Arkansas (-7.5, -340) (T:53): I would take Arkansas at 10 points, I think.
Missouri (+270) at Kansas State (-9, -340) (T:57): Missouri's not good, right
Appalachian State (+700) at TAMU (-18.5, -1000) (T:52.5): sure
Tennessee (-6.5, -240) at Pittsburg (+200) (T:66): Seems like a pick. Tennessee vs. Pittsburg is a good game to be playing, on principle.
Kentucky (+175) at Florida (-5, -213) (T:52.5): I feel like this is a stupid pick. Not changing it.
San Jose St. (+1100) at Auburn (-23, -2000) (T:50.5): Update: no one cares
Mississippi State (-10.5, -425) at Arizona (+340) (T:59.5): This game made me recheck it again, after rechecking it before, because: why is this happening. Cannot imagine betting on this.
{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}THE NICE BOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}
{v}861.11 to play with, which means I need to bet at least {v}215.28.
GIMME {v}75 on Arkansas straight up (-340), to win {v}22.06.
GIMME {v}75 on Alabama straight up (-1667), to win {v}4.50.
GIMME {v}75 on Auburn to cover (-23), to win {v}68.18.
Wake Forest (-10, -350) at Vanderbilt (+280) (T:64)
Alabama (-20, -1667) at Texas (+900) (T:64.5)
South Carolina (+270) at Arkansas (-7.5, -340) (T:53)
Missouri (+270) at Kansas State (-9, -340) (T:57)
Appalachian State (+700) at TAMU (-18.5, -1000) (T:52.5)
Tennessee (-6.5, -240) at Pittsburg (+200) (T:66)
Kentucky (+175) at Florida (-5, -213) (T:52.5)
San Jose St. (+1100) at Auburn (-23, -2000) (T:50.5)
Mississippi State (-10.5, -425) at Arizona (+340) (T:59.5)
Unlined: Samford at Georgia; Central Arkansas at Old Mist; Southern at LSU
wow, what a week of results. my wife took my son to the store and they bought a plastic skeleton and now he wants to take it everywhere with him.
The Skeleton's Name is Narple: 7-4 (7-5)
The Guy Who Would Have Named It, Like, "Bone Idiot" Or Something: 7-4 (8-4)
{v}
Cool Guy With A Lot Of Swagger: {v}861.11
Goes To A Rolling Stones Concert And Screams For Them To Play The Maroon 5 Song "Moves Like Jagger:" {v}1000.00
When your instincts are as honed as mine, you don't need to spend a lot of time thinking about picks.
Tennessee -35.5
Mizzou -19.5
Oregon +17.5
Cincinnati +6
Troy +22.5
Florida +3
Kentucky -16.5
Alabama -41.5
Memphis +15
South Carolina -12.5
LSU -3
{v}
I will put {v}100 on Cincinnati +190 to win {v}190.
I will also put {v}800 on Kentucky -800 to win {v}100
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I'm going to pick some football games, I'm happy to do it.
Ball State at Tennessee (-35.5): Big Boy is going to try to get that offense hummin'.
La. Tech at Missouri (-19.5): 2036 SEC title game preview
Oregon (+17.5) vs Georgia: I definitely, definitely, definitely Hate This.
Cincinnati at Arkansas (-6): I think Sam and the boys got a little something for 'em.
Troy at Old Mist (-22.5): I think Lane and the boys got a little something for 'em.
Utah at Florida (+3): I read on The Internet that Utah is a slow-starting team, that's my pick.
Miami at Kentucky (-16.5): I don't like that pudgy jerk who coaches Kentucky, but he seems pretty competent. Him fighting with the basketball coach via twitter was funny.
Utah State (+41.5) at Alabama: (Italian accent) that's a lotta da points!
Memphis at Mississippi State (-15): Revenge game maybe?
Georgia St. at South Carolina (-12.5, -450): A funny and disrespectful line that is pretty hard to pick
Florida State vs LSU (-3): family
{v} {v} {v} THE NICE BOOKIE {v} {v} {v}
GIMME {v}100 on LSU to win straight up (-155), to win {v}64.52
GIMME {v}100 on Georgia to win straight up (-900), to win {v}11.11
GIMME {V}50 on Old Mist to cover (-22.5), to win {v}45.45
wow this is wild
cell phone user: 0-1 (0-1)
giant moron who still uses one of those bag phones and also he eats aluminum foil because he doesn't know how else to get it off of the hot pocket that he microwaved with aluminum foil wrapped around it: 1-0 (1-0)
{v}
we got all our money, baby
Here are some lines and such. There are a couple of pretty good games, or potentially good games. The pick them is a lot easier to do when the conference schedule begins.
Ball State (+3300) at Tennessee (-35.5, -10000) (T:68)
La. Tech (+700) at Missouri (-19.5, -1200) (T:60.5)
Oregon (+550) vs Georgia (-17.5, -900) (T:53)
Cincinnati (+190) at Arkansas (-6, -250) (T:52.5)
Troy (+1000) at Old Mist (-22.5, -2000) (T:57.5)
Utah (-3, -140) at Florida (+115) (T:51)
Miami (OH!) (+550) at Kentucky (-16.5, -800) (T:54)
Utah State (+5000) at Alabama (-41.5, -10000) (T:62.5)
Memphis (+450) at Mississippi State (-15, -650) (T:56.5)
Georgia St. (+340) at South Carolina (-12.5, -450) (T:57)
Florida State (+125) vs LSU (-3, -155) (T:51.5)
The lineless: Sam Houston State at TAMU; Mercer at Auburn; Elon at Vanderbilt
forgot about this until just now (4:30). putting a lot of thought into it.
Vanderbilt -8
seems fine.
Wow! The Pick Them is so easy this year!
Vanderbilt at Hawaii (+8): Going way out there for the first week seems pretty tricky.
Some men see things as they are, and say why. I dream of things that never were, and say why not.- Robert Kennedy
Get money, get paid, get that bread, get laid
- tha Captain
Zac Blackerby is a child who has a child's memory and understanding of Auburn football. One result is that the valuations in the following thought experiment are somewhere between unusual and wrong, but we're going to stick with these options as they are presented.
My pick: Cam Newton ($5), Tank Bigsby ($2), Seth Williams ($3), C. J. Uzomah ($3), and Shon Coleman ($2).
The biggest values on this chart are running back and wide receiver (actually I guess Newton is the biggest value on any chart), where Cameron Artis-Payne is for some reason third and the running back I actually want from 2010-on, Michael Dyer, is not available. But it doesn't really matter; this is an unstoppable offense. Newton and Bigsby are an excellent running combo, and Williams and Uzomah are downfield threats who will force teams to back off.
My alternate build is Nick Marshall ($4), Kerryon Johnson ($4), Ryan Davis ($1), Sal Cannella ($1), and Greg Robinson ($4). That offense also is unstoppable, for completely different reasons.
Bo Nix should be over Stidham, Uzomah over Shenker, and Coleman over Dismukes.
They don't make webgames like they used to, but these are good.
1. CivHero
2. Townscaper
3. Waterworks!
