Monday, August 28, 2023

We lost. We don't deserve to keep picking. Let's just see ourselves out, buddy.

Pathetic: 0-1 (0-1); {v}1000.00

Pathetic: 0-1 (0-1); {v}1000.00

Pathetic.

Thursday, August 24, 2023

week 0 picks

The season is about to begin (meaning the season for harvesting cotton in the cotton field where I now work). I'm excited to begin the picking process (meaning picking cotton in the cotton field where I now work). I am also really looking forward to bowl season (meaning boll season, when it's time to harvest the cotton in the cotton field where I now work). 

Unrelated, a football pick:

  • Hawai'i at Vanderbilt (-17.5) (T:55.5): Hawaii is a dreadful football team even if I do like Timmy Chang coming back


*creed voice* i've created i've created i've created i've created i've created my own prisuuhn

*stranger things voice* i've created i've created i've created i've created i've created my own prisuuhn 

no

ah well what with the wildfires and all you really can only see this going one way. i will figure out what way that is in a little bit.

Vanderbilt -17.5

my analysis of this is that each player on each team deserves a new car. but all the same car. a fleet of shitty corrolas to herald the arrival of the commodores and rainbow warriors.

*creed voice* stranger things

this was AI. this is where we're going.

Tuesday, August 22, 2023

SEC PICK OFF BEGINS

The usual rules: 

  • all picks are against the Vegas line
  • starting with {v}1000, must bet at least 25% percent of your bank
  • picks are due by 5:00 pm Central Time on Thursdays
The first picks of the year will be great ones:

Hawai'i at Vanderbilt (-17.5) (T:55.5) 

wow!

Monday, August 14, 2023

games

1. Lost for Swords, great

2. Starlynx, it's fine, missed a chance to call it StarFaux

3. TrioJam, good

4. Shogun Showdown, not bad

5. Ten Minutes till Dawn, is there a name for these kinds of games? I like them


Wednesday, August 09, 2023

heard this playing in an uber recently

Middle name: Toussaint L'Ouverture

Thursday, July 20, 2023

Baby shooter games

 I'm not sure why this series reminds me of The Captain, but it does.

1. Gears of Babies

2. The Patriots

3. Wounded Summer

4. The Irish Baby Rifleman

Wednesday, July 19, 2023

Monday, July 10, 2023

there's a new Napoleon movie coming out

It doesn't look great, but this does.

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Thursday, June 08, 2023

Friday, June 02, 2023

Friday, May 12, 2023

let's have some games

1. Die in the Dungeon - very good

2. Tiny Islands - good

3. Six-Sided Streets - pretty good

4. Flooded Caves - neat

5. Pelagium - good but gets tiring, needs a "win or keep playing?" mechanic

Friday, April 28, 2023

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Well, I never been to heaven / But I been to Oklahoma



Been on a 3DN kick lately.

Thursday, April 20, 2023

Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Saturday, March 11, 2023

3/11 3:11 311