[Theoden from The Lord of the Rings right before Helm's Deep voice]: let's do some picks I guess

Look at all those SEC pick off labels. In 2008, there's no way I thought I would still be alive to do picks in 2024, and now, I still don't believe it. 

Temple @ Oklahoma -42.5: Sure????

Clemson +13.5 v Georgia: Already letting emotions get in the way 

Virginia Tech -13 @ Vanderbilt: lol this sucks

Colorado St. @ Texas -32.5: SEC TITANS FACE OFF 

Miami (FL) @ Florida +2.5: The closest thing this week to a game I give one roasted cat turd about

Old Dominion @ South Carolina -21: yeah click clack 

WKU @ Alabama -31.5: ??? 

Notre Dame +3 @ TAMU: Two kinds of people who should not be allowed to vote, featured in this game: Texans and farmers. 

Southern Miss @ Kentucky -28: Would have been a cool game in 1995 

USC v LSU -4.5: actually this might be pretty good. I think LSU wins it pretty easy though 

THA CAPTAINZ WEEK ONE PIX: Very Special What is This Sport I'm Seeing, It's Alien and Discomforting Edition

 

Temple +42.5  That is a lot of points and Bobby Wallace has the Owls primed for a big year.

Georgia -13.5   Bowden Bowl!

Virginia Tech -13  Vandy needs to lose the zero (current coach) and get with a hero (Turner Gill).

Colorado St. + 32.5   Lotta horns here.

Florida +2.5   Miami will never again reach the dizzying heights of the Mark Richt era.

South Carolina -21   This weekend at my mom's birthday party, someone asked who the coach was at South Carolina and I said "Beamer Ball" and everyone just looked at me blankly. There were no follow up questions.

Alabama -31.5  No ma'am.

Notre Dame +3   Well, TAMU can do, but Notre Dame wins the game.

Southern Mist +28   Kroger Field.

LSU -4.5  Aaahh Gaaahrohnteee

OOOH BABY (Extra Special OOOH BABY Edition)

Why was there a spread for Eastern Kentucky @ Mississippi State? I had to look up if EKU had made the jump. Apparently not. Therefore... it ain't here, Chief. We live by a strict code 'round these parts.

Just make picks whenever! No {v} Nice Bookie {v}! We're very flexible and open to change 'round these parts!

Temple @ Oklahoma -42.5

Clemson v Georgia -13.5

Virginia Tech -13 @ Vanderbilt

Colorado St. @ Texas -32.5

Miami (FL) -2.5 @ Florida

Old Dominion @ South Carolina -21

WKU @ Alabama -31.5

Notre Dame @ TAMU -3

Southern Miss @ Kentucky -28

USC v LSU -4.5

three games

Had these lined up for a while, but it's been a busy time, so I don't remember if any of them are actually good.

1. Bases Loaded - hit it

2. City Blocks - merge things

3. Looper - it is a game called Looper

Who's your favorite musical doctor? Vote now or sound off in the comments

Xenophilia Musika June: nu mă, nu mă iei

Xenophilia Musika June: Und er lebte in der großen Stadt

Xenophilia Musika June: Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

Xenophilia Musika June: Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja

Xenophilia Musika June: Oye cómo va Mi ritmo Bueno pa' gozar

Xenophilia Musika June: Por el camino del desierto El viento me despeina

Xeniphilia Musika June: A beleza que não é só minha Que também passa sozinha

Xenophilia Musika June: Qu'on voit danser le long des golfes clairs

Xenophilia Musika June: Dhōlaṇā vajē tumabē vala tāra

Xenophilia Musika June: Hielten sich für Captain Kirk

If someone asks if I speak a foreign language, I always respond, "Sure, I speak a little German." Then I say the lyrics to "99 Luftballons" as best I can until the interlocutor realizes: oh, this guy's a fraud. We laugh, and I have a new friend for life.

Lookin' like a true survivor, feelin' like a little kid

commie gobbledygook

All the stars are here!

I don't think I would fall under the spell of Hitler.


The "I wish I had a time machine" starting at 4:14 is so good. Samberg knew it immediately.

Andy Samberg, Hannibal Buress, and Sarah Silverman, who rule, are all on here, and they're barely keeping up.

Why would they invite Norm Macdonald to this? He mentioned both Trotsky and Hitler.

All the stars are here!

I'm hungry, beat him up, then I take his lunch

I've ALWAYS got Little River Band loaded up here, I've got six discs in here

Ain't nobody cryin', Ain't nobody worried, Ain't no smilin' faces