As I was walkin' down Rub-a-Dub Square / Not a chill to the wind, but a nip to the air

Rub-a-Dub Square is what I call masturbating.

Glock tucked, big t-shirt, Billie Eilish

WOOP WOOP That's the sound of da beast

The trailer for The Naked Gun reboot looks good; we'll see.

I need dogs

more links

1. But most of the time you’re on a chaste breakfast date with your beautiful submissive girlfriend,

2. Thor Meets Captain America

3. Trizzle

4. Did the United States Almost Support Germany in WWII? No. 

Beastie Boys & Dave Chappelle, "The New Style" Live

Compliance

This is a pattern: no one wants to take a risk. Not elected officials. Not 19-year-olds picking college majors. Because in this economy, everything is compliance now. As the Italian philosopher Umberto Eco warned in his essay "Ur-Fascism," social systems don't collapse overnight. They erode through small surrenders, through the gradual normalization of compliance as a civic virtue.

There is compliance with markets, with political power, with the unspoken rule that you must always be optimizing: for income, access, or institutional favor. Majors aren’t educational pathways anymore. They’re compliance signals. Just like a tariff exemption. Or a congressional vote. 

Compliance Is the New American Dream 

Ballerina, you must've seen her Dancing in the sand

Bust a left, a right, I'm outta sight, I'm throwed

I aspire to be either a "lil troy" or a "fat pat".

been a while since we did links

1. Idiots of Imgur

2. "But the fact that no trans woman has ever dominated in any women’s sports league or category shows that we are not “taking over” or “destroying” women’s sports."

3. Best existing comic artist

4. Find Population on Map and 

5. Population around a point

6. Exploring the Historiography of Mad Max: Fury Road

Off on a natural charge, bon voyage, Yeah, from the home of the Dodger Brooklyn squad

Some will fall in love with life And drink it from a fountain

And no message could've been any clearer

With a Bocephus Sticker on His Four Four Two

(SPIRITED UPBEAT MUSIC)



dog will hunt

He's going ... for ... speeeed

I should become a bucket hat guy.

Sweet Chin Music, and I won't pass the aux

For all the tostitos

Tha Capn: Buckeyes -8.5

Charlie: Notre Dame +8.5

Worth however many points it takes to Decide a Winner. 

Ceci n'est pas some picks

Penn St. +2  My hard-hitting analysis is that I read on the internet that Notre Dame doesn't quite have the depth of the other semifinalists. On a short turnaround, that could matter? Also, I'm somehow rooting for them so I think they'll lose.

Ohio St. -6  They seem good now.

I don't like that this is about the best realistic semifinal

Nortre Dame -2 v Penn St.: nortre

Ohio St. -6 v Texas: Ohio State is good

Colorful

For some reason I'm on the left, you're on the right. Green means win, maroon means loss. Way to nail those single digits, sis.