I'm thankful the season is over

Mississippi St. @ Old Mist -26: more like Lame Kiffin

Georgia Tech +19.5 @ Georgia: If we were doing the Nice Bookie this season, I'd bet on this, foolishly. 

Tennessee -10.5 @ Vanderbilt: Is Tennessee any good?

South Carolina +2.5 @ Clemson: cocks baby

Louisville @ Kentucky +4: okay

Auburn @ Alabama -11.5: no

Arkansas @ Mizzou -3: Pittman quietly doing one of the better coaching job of the season

Florida -14.5 @ Florida St.: The SEC-ACC match up with marginal playoff implications is not this one. 

Oklahoma @ LSU -6: Classic SEC Rivalry

Texas @ TAMU +5: This is the funniest outcome, although Texas winning by 35 would also be funny.

Going to "Pull a Kamala" and lose horribly

Mississippi St. +26

Georgia Tech +19.5

Vanderbilt +10.5

Clemson -2.5

Louisville -4

Auburn +11.5

Arkansas +3

Florida St. +14.5

Oklahoma +6

TAMU +5

This Goose Is Cooked

Stick a fork in the pick off.

Thanksgiving: 3-6 (54-49)

The Day Before Thanksgiving (Have to Work): 2-7 (45-58)

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Mississippi St. @ Old Mist -26

Georgia Tech @ Georgia -19.5

Tennessee -10.5 @ Vanderbilt

South Carolina @ Clemson -2.5

Louisville -4 @ Kentucky

Auburn @ Alabama -11.5

Arkansas @ Mizzou -3

Florida -14.5 @ Florida St.

Oklahoma @ LSU -6

Texas -5 @ TAMU

Here ya go!

Looking back at this now, several hours after originally writing it down, I'm filled with dread and disgust. 

Old Mist -10.5  Can't remember who they play and don't care.

Georgia -42  Points, huh.

Tennessee -42  Huh... Points.

Texas -20.5  It would be funny if Arch Manning had a quarter-zip jersey. On account of his tv uncles.

Arkansas -23  MAD Magazine: Louisiana Blech!

Mizzou -8   Wrong!

TAMU -2.5   Right!

Alabama -14   Super Right!

LSU -8  We all know how hard it is to play in Death Valley at night.

these picks are more like Dudpool and Loserine

Old Mist -10.5 @ Florida: Florida winning this would be pretty funny in a number of ways.

UMass @ Georgia -42: genuinely upsetting

UTEP +42 @ Tennessee: It's easy to complain about conference expansion, but it means more of the big-time helmet games like UT-El Paso at UT-Knoxville. 

Kentucky @ Texas -20.5: Classic SEC matchup 

La Tech +23 @ Arkansas: There are too many 1A schools in Louisiana. 

Mizzou -8 @ Mississippi St.: About eight times doing these picks, I've looked at the Mississippi State line and wondered what it will be for Auburn, then I remember how stupid everything is. 

TAMU -2.5 @ Auburn: there's a reason they call this Rivalry Week (tm)

Alabama -14 @ Oklahoma: Been a bit of a turnaround in Oklahoma's whole deal recently.

Vanderbilt +8 @ LSU: Is it too late in the season for LSU to have a fall-apart? Seems possible.

I watched Deadpool & Wolverine

It was good.

Deadpool & Wolverine: 1-5 (51-43)

I don't know, Madame Web? That was bad, right? 4-2 (43-51)

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Old Mist -10.5 @ Florida

UMass @ Georgia -42

UTEP @ Tennessee -42

Kentucky @ Texas -20.5

La Tech @ Arkansas -23

Mizzou -8 @ Mississippi St.

TAMU -2.5 @ Auburn

Alabama -14 @ Oklahoma

Vanderbilt @ LSU -8

oh no, picks

Arkansas + 13.5

ULM +24

LSU -4

Mizzou +13.5

Georgia -10

NMSU +39

at least things will be funny

 Texas -13.5 at Arkansas: I guess Texas is good again. Probably overreacting.

LAMO +24 at Auburn: 50-50 game at best.

LSU -4 at Florida: Florida is getting better but is still not good.

Missouri +13.5 at South Carolina: The Cocks got this one, but that's too many points.

Tennessee +10 at Georgia: no

New Mexico State at Texas A&M +39: GAME OF THE WEEK BABY, LET'S GO BIG POINTS BIG MONEY

feeling extremely optimistic about the future

Florida +21.5 @ Texas: that's a lot of points

Georgia -2.5 @ Old Mist: This feels like a classic "Kiffin offense gets shuts down and loses by 24" game.

South Carolina -3.5 @ Vanderbilt: This is maybe the game I care the most about this week. 

Mississippi St. +24 @ Tennessee: that's a lot of points

Alabama -3 @ LSU: I probably won't watch this game, going to an event, and I'm glad.

Oklahoma @ Mizzou +2.5: another historic SEC match up

screaming hard and making a difference!

you morons. you absolute fools.

Florida +21.5

Georiga - 2.5

Vanderbilt +3.5

Mississippi St. +24

Alabama - 3

Mizzou +2.5

don't vote, it's fine. honestly what can we even do

charlie trump: 3-3 (46-36)

captain harris: 2-4 (36-46)

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Florida @ Texas -21.5

Georgia -2.5 @ Old Mist

South Carolina -3.5 @ Vanderbilt

Mississippi St. @ Tennessee - 24

Alabama -3 @ LSU

Oklahoma -2.5 @ Mizzou

SO SPOOKY

Cold Mist -7 @ Arkauldron

Vampirebilt @ Auboorn -6

Horrorida +17 vs Gored-ya 

UMask @ Grislyssippi St. -18.5

VOODU -2.5 @ Scary Crowalina

Corpsetucky @ Terrorssee -16.5

spooky update: wearing a pinky ring!

SPOOKY

Arkansas +7  They're playing pigs, but Old Mist is looking for a 'goat... a scapegoat for why they have lost two games. Maybe they will "Blame" Kiffin.

Vanderbilt +6  Easy pick.

Georgia -17  Probably wrong. But possibly right. We'll know this time next week!

Mississippi St. -18.5  Now that they've been effectively eliminated from playoff contention, the pressure is off and the 'dogs can just cook.

TAMU -2.5  Texas A&M is good now. 

Tennessee -16.5  Kentucky lost to Auburn for Pete's sake.

somebody wake up the guy from green day, it's week ten

Green Day: 3-3 (43-34)

Third Day: 3-3 (34-43)

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Old Mist -7 @ Arkansas

Vanderbilt @ Auburn -6

Florida vs Georgia -17

UMass @ Mississippi St. -18.5

TAMU -2.5 @ South Carolina

Kentucky @ Tennessee -16.5

Iron Maiden voice: Six ... six picks ... the number of the beast

Oklahoma +20.5 @ Old Mist: a human number

Arkansas -7 @ Mississippi St.: Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised

Mizzou +13.5 @ Alabama: I feel drawn towards the chanting hordes 

Texas -18.5 @ Vanderbilt: Can I believe? That what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy?

LSU @ TAMU -2.5: Sacrifice is going on tonight

Auburn @ Kentucky -2.5: The evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair

Welcome to Jurassic Picks

dinosaurs

Oklahoma +20.5

Mississippi St. +7

Alabama -13.5

Vanderbilt +18.5

LSU +2.5

Kentucky -2.5

No Idea What Week It Is! Ack!

30 Rock: 2-6 (40-30)

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: 4-4 (31-49)

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Oklahoma @ Old Mist -20.5

Arkansas -7 @ Mississippi St.

Mizzou @ Alabama -13.5

Texas -18.5 @ Vanderbilt

LSU @ TAMU -2.5

Auburn @ Kentucky -2.5

(swirling a snifter of brandy, considering the infinite possibilities of the human existence): I guess I'll make some picks

Auburn @ Mizzou -4.5: Officially done 

South Carolina @ Oklahoma -3: You can throw out the records when these two historic rivals meet on the gridiron. 

Alabama - 3 @ Tennessee: two teams with lots of talent but also Problems

TAMU @ Mississippi St. +15.5: I was picking too many favorites.

LSU -2.5 @ Arkansas: Friend, do not fool yourself into thinking Arkansas is even decent.

Ball St. @ Vanderbilt -26: if this was about me, it would be a Balding State

Georgia @ Texas -3.5: It would be cool if the SEC brought in Texas and Oklahoma exclusively for ad dollars, but then the sports media market collapsed and Texas won 8 of the next ten conference titles.

Kentucky -1 @ Florida: whatever

Idiot Alert!

Auburn +4.5

Oklahoma -3

Alabama -3

TAMU -15.5

Arkansas +2.5

Ball St. +26

Georgia +3.5

Florida +1

Oh that? That's nothing... just the largest lead in the history of the pick off.

Charlie Cruise Ship: 5-2 (38-24)

Captain Dingy: 3-4 (27-35)

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Auburn @ Mizzou -4.5

South Carolina @ Oklahoma -3

Alabama - 3 @ Tennessee

TAMU -15.5 @ Mississippi St.

LSU -2.5 @ Arkansas

Ball St. @ Vanderbilt -26

Georgia @ Texas -3.5

Kentucky -1 @ Florida