For all the tostitos

Tha Capn: Buckeyes -8.5

Charlie: Notre Dame +8.5

Worth however many points it takes to Decide a Winner. 

Ceci n'est pas some picks

Penn St. +2  My hard-hitting analysis is that I read on the internet that Notre Dame doesn't quite have the depth of the other semifinalists. On a short turnaround, that could matter? Also, I'm somehow rooting for them so I think they'll lose.

Ohio St. -6  They seem good now.

I don't like that this is about the best realistic semifinal

Nortre Dame -2 v Penn St.: nortre

Ohio St. -6 v Texas: Ohio State is good

Colorful

For some reason I'm on the left, you're on the right. Green means win, maroon means loss. Way to nail those single digits, sis.

That Thing Got a Semi?

Worth 3 points!

Nortre Dame -2 v Penn St.

Ohio St. -6 v Texas

All Over But the Shouting (playoffs)

Once again, conclusive proof that we are the two smartest people in the world. You had the worst confidence point performance of all time. Great.

It's green this time

ADMIRAL ACKBAR VOICE ITS A SPLIT

 

Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish (the year 2024)

Pick Them Classic (Games) will be decided today. If any of the following teams win over the next few days, I will win New Pick Them (Confidence).

Washington (+1)

Illinois (+9)

Baylor (-3.5)

Old Mist (-17)

Minnesota (-7.5)

Buffalo (-2.5)

They're going to write "Up 228-64 And Lost" on my tombstone.

NOW IN CALM, SOOTHING BLUE

 

Everyone Loves The Playoffs

Penn St. v Boise St. +11: wishful thinking

Texas -13.5 v Arizona St.: Future Conference Mates Collide

Ohio St. -2.5 v Oregon: It's hard to win a rematch. Also it's idiotic that this is a rematch of a conference game. 

Notre Dame v Georgia -2: I'm getting a sinking feeling about the future propaganda value of Georgia winning a national title in the first college football playoff with a backup quarterback. 

"In 2024 there will be a 12 team playoff. Boise St. & Arizona St. will be in the field."

More Surprising Probably:

1869 - ~2005: Boise St.

~2006 - Present: Arizona St.

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Penn St. -11

Arizona St. +13.5

Ohio St. -2.5

Notre Dame +2

NOW FEATURING MY DESKTOP BACKGROUND

 

quart of final playoff lines

Just submit whenever.

Penn St. -11 v Boise St.

Texas -13.5 v Arizona St.

Ohio St. -2.5 v Oregon

Notre Dame v Georgia -2

oh yeah, there are sticky notes on the computer too

 

HOPEFULLY THIS MAKES SENSE

 

why not

CRISIS GAMES:

date name: you v me

12/24 Hawaii: USF v SJSU

12/27 Holiday: Washington St. v Syracuse

12/28 Pinstripe: Nebraska v Boston College

12/28 Pop-Tarts: Miami (FL) v Iowa St.

12/28 Alamo: Colorado v BYU

12/30 Music City: Mizzou v Iowa

12/31 Sun: Louisville v Washington

12/31 Citrus: South Carolina v Illinois

12/31 Texas: LSU v Baylor

First Rounders

Indiana +7 v Notre Dame: You know how he laughs at the beginning of the music video version of "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz? That is how I will laugh if Indiana wins this game.

SMU +8.5 v Penn State: The 1982 Bowl

Clemson v Texas -11.5: man I'm glad there's a playoff, couldn't wait to watch Clemson and Texas play some more

Tennessee v An Ohio State University -7: Obviously Ohio State isn't my preference to win the playoffs, but it would be pretty funny about Ryan Day if they did. 

Could the first on-campus playoff game have been anywhere other than South Bend?

Yes! It could have been a lot of places.

Indiana +7

SMU +8.5

Clemson +11.5

Ohio St. -7

OK let's try this again

Ok, playoff 1st round picks against the spread. Please submit Thursday at 5 pm. go get em, tiger.

Indiana v Notre Dame -7

SMU v Penn State -8.5

Clemson v Texas -11.5

Tennessee v Ohio State -7