Friday, June 20, 2025

WOOP WOOP That's the sound of da beast



The trailer for The Naked Gun reboot looks good; we'll see.

Saturday, June 14, 2025

I need dogs

Monday, April 28, 2025

Saturday, April 19, 2025

Compliance


This is a pattern: no one wants to take a risk. Not elected officials. Not 19-year-olds picking college majors. Because in this economy, everything is compliance now. As the Italian philosopher Umberto Eco warned in his essay "Ur-Fascism," social systems don't collapse overnight. They erode through small surrenders, through the gradual normalization of compliance as a civic virtue.

There is compliance with markets, with political power, with the unspoken rule that you must always be optimizing: for income, access, or institutional favor. Majors aren’t educational pathways anymore. They’re compliance signals. Just like a tariff exemption. Or a congressional vote. 

Compliance Is the New American Dream 

Saturday, April 12, 2025

Tuesday, April 08, 2025

Bust a left, a right, I'm outta sight, I'm throwed



I aspire to be either a "lil troy" or a "fat pat".

Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

With a Bocephus Sticker on His Four Four Two

(SPIRITED UPBEAT MUSIC)



dog will hunt

Wednesday, March 05, 2025

He's going ... for ... speeeed



I should become a bucket hat guy.

Saturday, February 08, 2025

Sunday, January 19, 2025

For all the tostitos

Tha Capn: Buckeyes -8.5

Charlie: Notre Dame +8.5

Worth however many points it takes to Decide a Winner. 

Wednesday, January 08, 2025

Ceci n'est pas some picks

Penn St. +2  My hard-hitting analysis is that I read on the internet that Notre Dame doesn't quite have the depth of the other semifinalists. On a short turnaround, that could matter? Also, I'm somehow rooting for them so I think they'll lose.

Ohio St. -6  They seem good now.

I don't like that this is about the best realistic semifinal

Nortre Dame -2 v Penn St.: nortre

Ohio St. -6 v Texas: Ohio State is good

Monday, January 06, 2025

Colorful

For some reason I'm on the left, you're on the right. Green means win, maroon means loss. Way to nail those single digits, sis.



That Thing Got a Semi?

Worth 3 points!

Nortre Dame -2 v Penn St.

Ohio St. -6 v Texas

All Over But the Shouting (playoffs)

Once again, conclusive proof that we are the two smartest people in the world. You had the worst confidence point performance of all time. Great.