As we all prepare for the implementation of Sharia Law, it's important to remember that we are all going to be transgendered as well.

I, for one, welcome our new Socialist overlords.

Texas -2.5  Here's something fun. For each game, I will give one fact about the dreaded Oystercatcher. First fact is that they are dreaded.

Auburn -10.5  Oystercatchers are the largest land weasel.

South Carolina -7  Oystercatchers catch oysters but they don't eat them. They don't eat anything at all, actually.

Alabama +5.5  A single oystercatcher requires over 5 billion gallons of water from the Colorado River to grow from seedling to bloom.

Vanderbilt +3  Oystercatchers do not have a Parliamentary system.

Kentucky +6.5  My friend is an Oystercatcher.

Georgia -3.5  Oystercatchers are allowed to carry AR-15s wherever they want... on one condition.

Florida -6  Oystercatchers result in confusion, the army, and a litany of other wretched things.