Thursday, November 12, 2026

All of these picks should be read in Swedish Chef Muppet voice

They should be read that way, but you won't do it. You don't have it in you.

Auburn -2.5   I don't know why, but look at this.


Alabama -16.5  Just thinking about poppets now.

Tennessee -2.5  poppets

Georgia -15.5  Saw a license plate that said "DAUWGS" and, without thinking, I slammed my car into it.

Old Mist -1.5  They make these teams play every year because they both start with "O."

Florida +3.5  I'm over Kentucky. Lost thrusters and descending fast. Tell my wife and kids I love them.

Texas +3.5  "Sarks vs (land) Sharks" is what I should have said when Texas played Old Mist. Ah well.

South Carolina -7.5  Hogcock.



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