first one to X wins

ok

here they are by day with lines

Saturday, Dec 20
Colorado St. (+3) vs. Utah
Western Michigan (-1.5) vs. Air Force
Bowling Green (+2.5) vs. South Alabama

Tuesday, Dec 23
Northern Illinois (+10) vs. Marshall
Navy (+2.5) vs San Diego St.

Friday, Dec 26
Illinois (+6) vs. Louisiana Tech
North Carolina (-3) vs. Rutgers
UCF (-2) vs. NC State

Saturday, Dec 27
South Carolina (+3.5) vs. Miami (FL)
USC (-6.5) vs. Nebraska

Monday, Dec 29
Texas A&M (+3.5) vs. West Virginia

Tuesday, Dec 30
Notre Dame (+7.5) vs. LSU

Wednesday, Dec 31
Arizona (-3) vs. Boise St.

Thursday, Jan 1
Wisconsin (+6.5) vs. Auburn
FSU (+9) vs. Oregon

Friday, Jan 2
Houston (+3) vs. Pittsburgh
Iowa (+3.5) vs. Tennessee

Saturday, Jan 3
East Carolina (+6.5) vs. Florida

Sunday, Jan 4
Arkansas St. (+3.5) vs. Toledo



so charles has 14 faves and I have 5, how fun
 

CRISIS GAMES

In the format of CAP'N vs. CHOORLES, here are the CRISIS GAMES for the 2014 Bowl Pick Them. 19 crisis games!

Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl
Colorado St. vs. Utah

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
Western Michigan vs. Air Force

Camellia Bowl
Bowling Green vs. South Alabama

Boca Raton Bowl
Northern Illinois vs. Marshall

Poinsettia Bowl
Navy vs, San Diego St.

Heart of Dallas Bowl
Illinois vs. Louisiana Tech

Quick Lane Bowl
North Carolina vs. Rutgers

St. Petersburg Bowl
UCF vs. NC State

Independence Bowl
South Carolina vs. Miami (FL)

Holiday Bowl
USC vs. Nebraska

Liberty Bowl
Texas A&M vs. West Virginia

Music City Bowl
Notre Dame vs. LSU

Fiesta Bowl
Arizona vs. Boise St.

Outback Bowl
Wisconsin vs. Auburn

Rose Bowl
FSU vs. Oregon

Armed Forces Bowl
Houston vs. Pittsburgh

TaxSlayer Bowl
Iowa vs. Tennessee

Birmingham Bowl
East Carolina vs. Florida

GoDaddy Bowl
Arkansas St. vs. Toledo

C Picking Bowls

We're all busy in this crazy world, so just picks.

NEW ORLEANS BOWL
Nevada

NEW MEXICO BOWL
Utah State

ROYAL PURPLE BOWL
Utah

IDAHO POTATO BOWL
Air Force

CAMELLIA COSBY BOWL
USA!

MIAMI BEACH BOWL
Memphis

BOCA RATON BOWL
We are Marshall

POINSETTIA BOWL
San Diego State

BAHAMAS BOWL
Western Kentucky

HAWAII BOWL
Rice

HEART OF DALLAS BOWL
La Tech

QUICK LANE LMAO WHAT KIND OF NAMES ARE THESE
Buttgers

BITCOIN BOWL
NC State

MILITARY BOWL
Cincinnati

SUN BOWL
AZ State

INDEPENDENCE BOWL
Miami (FL)

PINSTRIPE BOWL
Boston College

HOLIDAY BOWL
Newbraska

LIBERTY
West effin' Virginia

RUSSELL ATHLETIC BOWL
Clemson

TEXAS BOWL
Arkansas

MUSIC CITY BOWL
Lsu

BELK BOWL
Thuga

FOSTER FARMS BOWL
Samford

PEACH BOWL
Texas Christians

FIESTA BOWL
Boise State

ORANGE BOWL
Mississippi State

CITRUS BOWL
Missourah

OUTBACK BOWL
auburn!

COTTON BOWL
Michigan State

ARMED FORCES BOWL
Pittsburgh

TAXSLAYA BOWL
Tennessee

ALAMO BOWL
Kansas State

CACTUS BOWL
Washington

BIRMINGHAM BOWL
Florida

GODADDY BOWL
Toledo

SUGAR BOWL
We all know it's going to be Alabama winning the national title

ROSE BOWL
Oregon

THA CAPTAINZ PIX

SORRY FOR NOT MAKING MORE FUNNY COMMENTS

New Orleans Bowl
Nevada vs. UL-Lafayette
Nevada

New Mexico Bowl
Utah St. vs. UTEP
Utah St.

Las Vegas Bowl
Colorado St. vs. Utah
Colorado St.

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
Air Force vs. Western Michigan
Western Michigan

Camellia Bowl
Bowling Green vs. South Alabama
BG

Miami Beach Bowl
Memphis vs. BYU
BYU

Boca Raton Bowl
Northern Illinois vs. Marshall
Northern Illinois

Poinsettia Bowl
San Diego St. vs. Navy
Navy

Bahamas Bowl
Central Michigan vs. Western Kentucky
Western Kentucky

Hawai'i Bowl
Fresno St. vs. Rice
Rice

Heart of Dallas Bowl
Illinois vs. Louisiana Tech
Illinois

Quick Lane Bowl
Rutgers vs. North Carolina
UNC

St. Petersburg Bowl
NC State vs. UCF
UCF

Military Bowl
Virginia Tech vs. Cincinnati
Cincinnati

Sun Bowl
Duke vs. Arizona St.
Arizona St.

Independence Bowl
Miami (FL) vs. South Carolina
South Carolina

Pinstripe Bowl
Penn St. vs. Boston College
BC

Holiday Bowl
Nebraska vs. USC
USC

Liberty Bowl
West Virginia vs. Texas A&M
Texas A&M

Russell Athletic Bowl
Clemson vs. Oklahoma
Clemson

Texas Bowl
Texas vs. Arkansas
Arkansas

Music City Bowl
Notre Dame vs. LSU
Notre Dame

Belk Bowl
Louisville vs. Georgia
Georgia

Foster Farms Bowl
Maryland vs. Stanford
Samford

Peach Bowl
Ole Miss vs. TCU
TCU

Fiesta Bowl
Boise St. vs. Arizona
Arizona

Orange Bowl
Georgia Tech vs. Mississippi St.
Georgia Tech

Citrus Bowl
Minnesota vs. Missouri
Missouri

Cotton Bowl
Baylor vs. Michigan St.
Michigan St.

Outback Bowl
Wisconsin vs. Auburn
Wisconsin

Rose Bowl
Playoff Semifinal
Oregon vs. Florida St.
FSU

Sugar Bowl
Playoff Semifinal
Alabama vs. Ohio St.
Tide

Armed Forces Bowl
Pittsburgh vs. Houston
Houston

TaxSlayer Bowl
Iowa vs. Tennessee
Iowa

Alamo Bowl
Kansas St. vs. UCLA
Kansas St. 

Cactus Bowl
Oklahoma St. vs. Washington
Washington

Birmingham Bowl
Florida vs. East Carolina
ECU

GoDaddy Bowl
Toledo vs. Arkansas St.
Arkansas St.

14 games

Take your armies, take 'em from my door, your battle's built on doom

Friday links

1. Mapping the Nation is neat

2. "I don't want to be right"

3. Death by Caffeine

4. Daft Punk soundboard

So that weird rapper Lil B hates Kevin Durant (?)

Apparently this has been going on for years??

not that I'm on fire, but what has the Capn been up to lately?

All the people gave and the poor got paid

Top Ten Current CFB Coaches Likeability Ranking

1. Steve Spurrier
2. Tommy Tuberville
3. Bill Snyder
4. Gus Malzahn
5. Mike Leach
6. Dana Holgorsen
7. David Cutcliffe
8. Bronco Mendenhall
9. Mike Gundy
10. Les Miles

Tuesday links

1. You're getting old

2. The best way to win an argument

3. E. coli long-term evolution experiment

4. How to make a rope hammock

an old favorite

Cars

TThere’s an open secret in America: If you want to kill someone, do it with a car. As long as you’re sober, chances are you’ll never be charged with any crime, much less manslaughter. Over the past hundred years, as automobiles have been woven into the fabric of our daily lives, our legal system has undermined public safety, and we’ve been collectively trained to think of these deaths as unavoidable “accidents” or acts of God. Today, despite the efforts of major public-health agencies and grassroots safety campaigns, few are aware that car crashes are the number one cause of death for Americans under 35. But it wasn’t always this way.

Murder Machines

Must be broken

Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?

Approximate World Cup Rooting Rankings

Subject to drastic and frequent change:

USA
England
Costa Rica
Ghana
Switzerland
Cameroon
Honduras
Belgium
Australia
 Japan
Germany
Algeria
Croatia
France
South Korea
Netherlands
Portugal
Greece
Nigeria
Chile
Brazil
Uruguay
Ecuador
Argentina
Spain
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Ivory Coast
Columbia
Italy
Mexico
Iran
Russia

Some stuff

1. Here is a weird story about Chris Anderson and cat fishing and other things.

2. How to use Tinder

3. As Court Fees Rise, The Poor Are Paying The Price

4. Johnny Cash Has Been Everywhere

5. Ayn Rand's Harry Potter

Tank Man

Perhaps even more importantly, the internet itself breeds an ethos of transparency and healthy skepticism of power. The first generation that can’t remember a time before the internet is a generation that craves information, loathes censorship, and revels in exposing abuses of power. We seem to have reached a tipping point, at least in the developed world, where technology has surpassed and by all appearances will continue to outpace government efforts to contain information. It’s hard to envision a time when we won’t have an Anonymous, a Snowden, or a Manning who have the technical know-how and the ideology to bring abuse to light. And the internet generation generally sees that as something to celebrate.

The beautiful thing about all of this is that today, anyone can be Tank Man, at least metaphorically.

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