Pill traders report rimjob trading 'surprisingly active'

Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Exceeds Two Hand Jobs

I fucked him up bad in the libarry. But, hey, that's the way the market's gonna be for a while.

metal monday

metal monday

my morning commute

jump!

The Simpsons does every Tennessee football game in 2010

Tennessee 32 UAB 29 (2OT) - Sober Up

saturday live thread aka things i would have txtd the chuckwagon had i not dropped my phone in the toilet last night

What a terrible bunch of early games.

Actually, I guess that's it. Bye!

UPDATE: Tennessee is bad. Poor lil UAB kicker.

UPDATE: "It's not gonna be a run if it's a pass." -Chris Spielman

UPDATE: Is UCLA good? Who cares.

actual student work.... mine!

that's a REAL panda.

Never Say No To Panda - watch more funny videos

I like the part where it's Always Sunny

you know what tonight is

this just in

happy equinox, nerds.

RIP Irvin Penfield

I hope the football team wears black this weekend.

3E party footage

Really, Satisfaktion? Couldn't think of anything to add?

tears of joy

This is the greatest thing that civilization has produced.

I think you'll get the joke

Winnipegg Kilpatrick
Yellohnyfe O'Brien
Thundar Bai McNulty
Saskatune Donnegan
Northwest Turritoriez O'Flaherty
Halifacks McGilicutty

etc.

this guy's pretty bizarre, gus

what's troubling gus

Dear Auburn students,

I am writing you today with a challenge. I want to challenge the Auburn Family to go "All In" for Auburn. This Saturday, we host Clemson in a nationally televised game that has the chance to give us some real momentum as we head toward the middle part of what will be a long season.

As you probably know by now, ESPN's College Football GameDay will be our guest in Auburn this weekend. Hosting GameDay is a great opportunity to show the nation what the Auburn Family is all about.

To start things off, I want to invite you to meet me on the green space between The Village Dining Hall and the Student Entrance at Auburn Arena at 8:00 p.m. tonight, Wednesday, Sept. 15. I look forward to this chance to speak to you, to thank you and to let you know how much your support means to our players.

We want Jordan-Hare to be rocking Saturday night well before kickoff, but we also want to show the nation how strong the Auburn spirit is when GameDay begins its live broadcasts Saturday morning at 8 a.m. on the east side of the stadium. So bring your signs, show your spirit and help us send the message that Auburn is a special place.

It's still early, and we have a lot of big games ahead of us, but let's get fired up and ready for the Clemson Tigers.

Thanks for being the best student section in the country. I hope to see you tonight as we talk about what "Auburn Family, All In" really means.

War Eagle!

Coach Gene Chizik

Hewitt-Trussvile representin'

I made fun of Brandon Cox, too, until he graduated and then Auburn sucked. :(

PS suck it florida fans, Tebow's rhino-build can't match Auburn's glass-limbed white boys. And don't talk to me about Brantley.