Alabama doesn't play, so no lock of the week.
Kentucky (+5.5) Utterly befuddling game. Missouri is favored, with a 2-5 record? Kentucky is Kentucky?
Florida (-7.5) In a week I am not confident about, this would be the game I would pick as most confident
Auburn (-4.5) Can we soar with wings of eagles? Can we go to Oxford, MS, for the first time ever? Auburn seems to me a bad matchup for the boys of Alt Mist.
Tennessee (-13.5) I feel like South Carolina may not be a good football team.
New Mexico State (+43.5) I guess?
Thursday, October 27, 2016
*to the tune of here come the men in black* here come the captainz pix (always going to say this from now on)
RIGGED!!1
Kentucky +5.5 they will win this but lose to Austin peay and not get to a bowl
Georgia +7.5 maybe not winning, we'll have to tune in and see
Old Mist +4.5 last week taught me nothing. have fun watching this crap.
South Carolina +13.5 Tennessee dicks around and wins on a missed field goal or something stupid
New Mexico State +43.5 all dogs go to heaven (and get picked by me ha ha). this might as well be a 1AA game. One of my brother's middle/high school friends had the AIM screen name "FutureTAMU" and now I wonder if she actually went there. I hope so, I hope her screen name wasn't a lie.
Kentucky +5.5 they will win this but lose to Austin peay and not get to a bowl
Georgia +7.5 maybe not winning, we'll have to tune in and see
Old Mist +4.5 last week taught me nothing. have fun watching this crap.
South Carolina +13.5 Tennessee dicks around and wins on a missed field goal or something stupid
New Mexico State +43.5 all dogs go to heaven (and get picked by me ha ha). this might as well be a 1AA game. One of my brother's middle/high school friends had the AIM screen name "FutureTAMU" and now I wonder if she actually went there. I hope so, I hope her screen name wasn't a lie.
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Week nein nein nein
Cappy LW: 3-2-1 Overall: 27-34-2 winner winner captain's dinner
Chuck LW: 2-3-1 Overall: 31-30-2 approaching .500, mateys
Kentucky at Missouri (-5.5)
Florida (-7.5) v. Georgia
Auburn (-4.5) at All Missed
Tennessee (-13.5) at South Carolina
New Mexico State at TAMU (-43.5)
No line for Samford at Mississississippi State
EDITED FER ACCURACY
Chuck LW: 2-3-1 Overall: 31-30-2 approaching .500, mateys
Kentucky at Missouri (-5.5)
Florida (-7.5) v. Georgia
Auburn (-4.5) at All Missed
Tennessee (-13.5) at South Carolina
New Mexico State at TAMU (-43.5)
No line for Samford at Mississississippi State
EDITED FER ACCURACY
Thursday, October 20, 2016
*to the tune of here come the men in black* here come tha captainz pix
the question on everyone's mind: which one will I get right?
UMass +20 the ol "can south Carolina even score that many points" logic, they probably can and will
Alabama -19 the first time I looked the line was 17 but I saw it as 7 and I laughed out loud
Mizzouri -6.5 no idea how good middle Tennessee is and I'm not going to look it up
Arkansas +10 this is still weird to me, even if I accept that auburn is actually good
Kentucky +3 I think state is a spent force
LSU -5.5 gotta keep ridin the tiger train
UMass +20 the ol "can south Carolina even score that many points" logic, they probably can and will
Alabama -19 the first time I looked the line was 17 but I saw it as 7 and I laughed out loud
Mizzouri -6.5 no idea how good middle Tennessee is and I'm not going to look it up
Arkansas +10 this is still weird to me, even if I accept that auburn is actually good
Kentucky +3 I think state is a spent force
LSU -5.5 gotta keep ridin the tiger train
week 8 is enough !
Lotsa double digit margins here, fellas.
UMass (+20) South Carolina suuuuucks
Alabama (-19) never in doubt, my friends
Miss Ouri (-6.5) Vanderbilt beat Middle Tennessee by 23.
Auburn (-10) I regret this before I finished deleting "Arkansas at." Bye week maybe?
Mississippi State (-3) this line looks suspiciously low
Awl Missed (+5.5) but not winning! I expect one of those ridiculous games where somebody gets a big lead and then a big comeback and eventually LSU wins 36-35.
UMass (+20) South Carolina suuuuucks
Alabama (-19) never in doubt, my friends
Miss Ouri (-6.5) Vanderbilt beat Middle Tennessee by 23.
Auburn (-10) I regret this before I finished deleting "Arkansas at." Bye week maybe?
Mississippi State (-3) this line looks suspiciously low
Awl Missed (+5.5) but not winning! I expect one of those ridiculous games where somebody gets a big lead and then a big comeback and eventually LSU wins 36-35.
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
week 8 wow the season's really flyin by huh
last week was certainly just another week "around the pick-off"
Cap: 1-4-1 (24-32-1) guuuuh
Char: 2-3-1 (29-27-1) great job
here they are in all their glory... they're lines, baby
UMass at South Carolina (-20)
Texas A&M at Alabama (-19)
Middle Tennessee at Mizzouri (-6.5)
Arkansas at Auburn (-10)
Mississippi State (-3) at Kentucky
Old Mist at LSU (-5.5)
"gotta pick em all!" (pokemon)
Cap: 1-4-1 (24-32-1) guuuuh
Char: 2-3-1 (29-27-1) great job
here they are in all their glory... they're lines, baby
UMass at South Carolina (-20)
Texas A&M at Alabama (-19)
Middle Tennessee at Mizzouri (-6.5)
Arkansas at Auburn (-10)
Mississippi State (-3) at Kentucky
Old Mist at LSU (-5.5)
"gotta pick em all!" (pokemon)
Thursday, October 13, 2016
i just can't get enough kenneth bone
pick up the phone who is it its Kenneth bone pick up the phone who is it its Kenneth bone pick up the phone who is it its Kenneth bone pick up the phone who is it its Kenneth bone pick up the phone who is it its Kenneth bone pick up the phone who is it its Kenneth bone pick up the phone who is it its Kenneth bone pick up the phone who is it its Kenneth bone pick up the phone who is it its Kenneth bone
Mississippi State +7 why is Mississippi st playing road games at umass and byu ever, much less in the same season
Georgia -14 a preview of what Georgia's win over aubarn will look like
Tennessee +14 I keep doing this why do I keep doing this
Missouri +13.5 do not watch this game
Old Mist -7.5 this could be a good game but I think it will end up not close
LSU -25 coach o and the boys got something for em
Mississippi State +7 why is Mississippi st playing road games at umass and byu ever, much less in the same season
Georgia -14 a preview of what Georgia's win over aubarn will look like
Tennessee +14 I keep doing this why do I keep doing this
Missouri +13.5 do not watch this game
Old Mist -7.5 this could be a good game but I think it will end up not close
LSU -25 coach o and the boys got something for em
Labels:
2016 SEC Pick-off,
boners,
Kenneth bone,
sec turd
SEC TURD SEC TURD SEC TURD
BYU (-7) weird scheduling works out weird, and the travel to BYU seems to me to favor the Latter Day Saints (SaturDay Saints would be a good BYU football blog name, if it isn't already)
Georgia (-14) villainous
Alabama (-13) never in doubt, friends
Florida (-13.5) hardest pick of the week, no way I would actually bet this, and I don't think anyone else should, either.
Old Mist (-7.5) the Hogs appear overrated to me: best win is I guess double-OT against a mediocre TCU team?
Southern Mist (+25) equally the hardest pick of the week because of LSU's coaching situation.
Georgia (-14) villainous
Alabama (-13) never in doubt, friends
Florida (-13.5) hardest pick of the week, no way I would actually bet this, and I don't think anyone else should, either.
Old Mist (-7.5) the Hogs appear overrated to me: best win is I guess double-OT against a mediocre TCU team?
Southern Mist (+25) equally the hardest pick of the week because of LSU's coaching situation.
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
week 7
ThaCap: 3-2 (23-28)
Chorles: 4-1 (27-24)
great work, Dackler
A fairly mediocre lineup this week?
Mississippi State at BYU (-7) on Friday for some reason, probably Mormons, but the closest line of the week.
Vandy at Georgia (-14)
Alabama (-13) at Tennessee
Missouri at Florida (-13.5)
Old Mist (-7.5) at Arkansas
Southern Mist at LSU (-25)
Chorles: 4-1 (27-24)
great work, Dackler
A fairly mediocre lineup this week?
Mississippi State at BYU (-7) on Friday for some reason, probably Mormons, but the closest line of the week.
Vandy at Georgia (-14)
Alabama (-13) at Tennessee
Missouri at Florida (-13.5)
Old Mist (-7.5) at Arkansas
Southern Mist at LSU (-25)
Thursday, October 06, 2016
week s(ECTURD)ix
another great week of picks from youknowwho.
LSU at Florida: My prediction is that this game will be indefinitely postponed
Auburn (-3) I believe in Auburn's kicking game.
Texas A&M (-6.5) I feel like Butch is a bad gameday coach
Kentucky (-3) when I went back to recheck my picks, I couldn't remember who Kentucky was favored over. I looked this game up and Vanderbilt's quarterback only has one eye, which is awesome.
Alabama (-13.5) there is nothing I feel more confident betting on than I do that Alabama will cover, and I will never not feel this way until they rehire one of the Mikes. I would be more likely to pick Arkansas to win straight up than to cover but not win.
South Carolina (+7) but not winning! I have very little faith in UGA but less in South Carolina, so this splits the difference. This will be an ugly game played in a dadgum hurricane. Hardest pick of the week for this guy.
LSU at Florida: My prediction is that this game will be indefinitely postponed
Auburn (-3) I believe in Auburn's kicking game.
Texas A&M (-6.5) I feel like Butch is a bad gameday coach
Kentucky (-3) when I went back to recheck my picks, I couldn't remember who Kentucky was favored over. I looked this game up and Vanderbilt's quarterback only has one eye, which is awesome.
Alabama (-13.5) there is nothing I feel more confident betting on than I do that Alabama will cover, and I will never not feel this way until they rehire one of the Mikes. I would be more likely to pick Arkansas to win straight up than to cover but not win.
South Carolina (+7) but not winning! I have very little faith in UGA but less in South Carolina, so this splits the difference. This will be an ugly game played in a dadgum hurricane. Hardest pick of the week for this guy.
pick six (six games) ha ha
"goodbye money" - me to my money if these were real bets
Auburn -3 hardest
Tennessee +6.5
Kentucky -3
Arkansas +13.5 why am I doing this, what made me this way
Georgia +7
Wednesday, October 05, 2016
we're like the opposite of the uconn women
Last Week
The "Tha Captain" Captain: 5-2 (20-26)
Charles "Charlie" Charlesworth: 0-7 lol (23-23)
ah but 3e isn't a brotherhood that dwells on the past... "To the future... and beyond!" (new motto)
LSU (-3) at Florida
Auburn (-3) at Missississippi State
Tennessee at Texas A&M (-6.5)
Vanderbilt at Kentucky (-3)
Alabama (-13.5) at Arkansas
Georgia (-7) at South Carolina
The "Tha Captain" Captain: 5-2 (20-26)
Charles "Charlie" Charlesworth: 0-7 lol (23-23)
ah but 3e isn't a brotherhood that dwells on the past... "To the future... and beyond!" (new motto)
LSU (-3) at Florida
Auburn (-3) at Missississippi State
Tennessee at Texas A&M (-6.5)
Vanderbilt at Kentucky (-3)
Alabama (-13.5) at Arkansas
Georgia (-7) at South Carolina
Labels:
2016 SEC Pick-off,
motto,
sec turd,
the future
Thursday, September 29, 2016
please do not take these to the bank baby
good lord man is right, man
Vanderbilt +10 dores got something for em
Georgia +3.5 i'm stupid
LaMo +33 this makes sense to me
South Carolina +17.5 this was the easiest pick
Alabama -35 sorry i'll never not pick tide again
Old Mist -14.5 old mist
LSU -13 isn't there some stat about teams after their coach gets fired that they always cover, i think that's a sports stat
Vanderbilt +10 dores got something for em
Georgia +3.5 i'm stupid
LaMo +33 this makes sense to me
South Carolina +17.5 this was the easiest pick
Alabama -35 sorry i'll never not pick tide again
Old Mist -14.5 old mist
LSU -13 isn't there some stat about teams after their coach gets fired that they always cover, i think that's a sports stat
just terrible
Florida (-10) Does this line seem low? Is it because it's in Nashville, toughest place to play in the SEC?
Tennessee (-3.5) Also seems low
LaMo (+33) I don't feel like Auburn can get to 33!
TAMU (-17.5) Going heavy with the road teams so far, don't trust it
Alabama (-35) Florida beat Kentucky by 38
Memphis (+14.5) I can't believe any actual gamblers would bet this game
Missouri (+13) I can't believe any actual gamblers would bet this game
Tennessee (-3.5) Also seems low
LaMo (+33) I don't feel like Auburn can get to 33!
TAMU (-17.5) Going heavy with the road teams so far, don't trust it
Alabama (-35) Florida beat Kentucky by 38
Memphis (+14.5) I can't believe any actual gamblers would bet this game
Missouri (+13) I can't believe any actual gamblers would bet this game
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
week five southeastern confSECTURD SECTURD SECTURD
That Capitan: last week, 0-8, overall, 15-24 good Lord man
Churlie Rubut: last week, 5-3, overall 23-16
Heck of a lineup this week (not!).
Florida at Vanderbilt (+10)
Tennessee at Georgia (+3.5)
LaMo at Auburn (-33)
TAMU at South Carolina (+17.5)
Kentucky at Alabama (-35)
Memphis at Old Mist (-14.5)
Missouri at LSU (-13)
Churlie Rubut: last week, 5-3, overall 23-16
Heck of a lineup this week (not!).
Florida at Vanderbilt (+10)
Tennessee at Georgia (+3.5)
LaMo at Auburn (-33)
TAMU at South Carolina (+17.5)
Kentucky at Alabama (-35)
Memphis at Old Mist (-14.5)
Missouri at LSU (-13)
Thursday, September 22, 2016
i'm going to get all of these right
you can take it to the bank, baby
Kent State +43.5
Georgia +7
Florida +6.5
Mississippi State -22
Western Kentucky -7.5
LSU -3.5
South Carolina +1.5
Arkansas +5.5
Kent State +43.5
Georgia +7
Florida +6.5
Mississippi State -22
Western Kentucky -7.5
LSU -3.5
South Carolina +1.5
Arkansas +5.5
secturd looks Latinate
Kent State (+43.5) obviously not winning
Georgia (+7) but not winning!
Florida (+6.5) but not winning! Tennessee breaking the so-called streak.
UMass (+22) but not winning. Why is this at UMass? Like, a home-and-home with Tulane or USF or somebody like that I would get. This is like playing at game in Wyoming.
Vanderbilt (+7.5) but not winning. Who would bet this game?
Auburn (+3.5) but not winning, it'll be a gruesome 13-11 heartbreaker. It'll be like the ole Tubby years but for the wrong reasons. Honk if you miss Brandon Cox. Heck, I miss Barrett Trotter.
Kentucky (-1.5) who cares
Texas A&M (-5.5) monstrous
Georgia (+7) but not winning!
Florida (+6.5) but not winning! Tennessee breaking the so-called streak.
UMass (+22) but not winning. Why is this at UMass? Like, a home-and-home with Tulane or USF or somebody like that I would get. This is like playing at game in Wyoming.
Vanderbilt (+7.5) but not winning. Who would bet this game?
Auburn (+3.5) but not winning, it'll be a gruesome 13-11 heartbreaker. It'll be like the ole Tubby years but for the wrong reasons. Honk if you miss Brandon Cox. Heck, I miss Barrett Trotter.
Kentucky (-1.5) who cares
Texas A&M (-5.5) monstrous
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
ok
Last week (overall):
Tha Captain: 6-4 (15-16)
Charles: 5-5 (18-13)
good job, everyone. not.
Kent State at Alabama (-43.5)
Georgia at Old Mist (-7)
Florida at Tennessee (-6.5)
Mississippi State (-22) at UMass
Vanderbilt at Western Kentucky (-7.5)
LSU (-3.5) at Auburn
South Carolina at Kentucky (-1.5)
Arkansas at Texas A&M (-5.5)
Tha Captain: 6-4 (15-16)
Charles: 5-5 (18-13)
good job, everyone. not.
Kent State at Alabama (-43.5)
Georgia at Old Mist (-7)
Florida at Tennessee (-6.5)
Mississippi State (-22) at UMass
Vanderbilt at Western Kentucky (-7.5)
LSU (-3.5) at Auburn
South Carolina at Kentucky (-1.5)
Arkansas at Texas A&M (-5.5)
Thursday, September 15, 2016
I need a big week, a big bounceback
luckily, all these are rock solid
Texas State +31
Tami +3.5
tami always wins in auburn
North Texas +36.5
Despite last week, I'm not sure the Go Gaters can score that many points. Also lookin ahead and what not.
Kentucky -19.5
the hal mumme bowl ha ha
Mississippi State +14
Alabama -11
fool me twice: shame on you, fool me thrice: lane on kiffin
Georgia -6.5
maybe nicholls (state) is really good
South Carolina -3.5
Tennessee -27.5
how Tennessee got their groove back (racing joke because of Bristol and a racing groove is the preferable line around a racetrack and how Tennessee will be good now)
Georgia Tech -6.5
sure why not
Texas State +31
Tami +3.5
tami always wins in auburn
North Texas +36.5
Despite last week, I'm not sure the Go Gaters can score that many points. Also lookin ahead and what not.
Kentucky -19.5
the hal mumme bowl ha ha
Mississippi State +14
Alabama -11
fool me twice: shame on you, fool me thrice: lane on kiffin
Georgia -6.5
maybe nicholls (state) is really good
South Carolina -3.5
Tennessee -27.5
how Tennessee got their groove back (racing joke because of Bristol and a racing groove is the preferable line around a racetrack and how Tennessee will be good now)
Georgia Tech -6.5
sure why not
sec turds
Texas State (+31)
Auburn (-3.5) it's 2013 again! I feel it.
Florida (-36.5)
New Mexico State (+19.5) bad teams man. Toughest pick of the week.
Mississippi State (+14)
Ole Miss (+11) easy pick, though I said that last week
Georgia (-6.5)
South Carolina (-3.5) also tough
Ohio (+27.5)
Georgia Tech (-6.5)
Auburn (-3.5) it's 2013 again! I feel it.
Florida (-36.5)
New Mexico State (+19.5) bad teams man. Toughest pick of the week.
Mississippi State (+14)
Ole Miss (+11) easy pick, though I said that last week
Georgia (-6.5)
South Carolina (-3.5) also tough
Ohio (+27.5)
Georgia Tech (-6.5)
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