City idle

Great game.

Well, I never been to heaven / But I been to Oklahoma

Been on a 3DN kick lately.

Very compelling kind of a figure. Odd-looking duck, but there's something about his eyes. Hypnotic.

Contractually obligated



RIP Norm, we love you

Don't clash with the Titan who blast with a license

cannot believe the Deep State is moving against the patriot's true president

3/11 3:11 311

Everyone is helpful/ Everyone is kind / On the road to Shambala

better late than never actually no, this was a mistake shoulda just left it alone

 whatever!

Wakan Tanka, tunkasila

not an official scoreboard

it's gonna be a funky new year

Here's the song that sums up my approach to the Bowl Pick Them

Praise the Lord and pass the scotch

VERY SPECIAL: I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP DOING THESE EVERY DAY UNTIL THEY MAKE ME NOT COME TO WORK EDITION

 

hey bro i noticed your plot thickening

 

HEY WHY NOT ANOTHER SCORE BOARD

 *GONG CRASH*

*gong crash*

 

if you ask me, 2022 has been nothing but CRISES but what do i know

Your pick is first because they will come in first place (win the game).

12/16

Cure: Troy v UTSA

12/17

New Mexico: SMU v BYU

12/20

Boca Raton: Toledo v Li-bear-ty

12/23

Gasparilla: Mizzou v Wake Forest

12/27

Guaranteed Rate: Oklahoma St. v Wisconsin

12/29

Alamo: Texas v Washington

12/30

Gator: South Carolina v Notre Dame

Arizona: Ohio v Wyoming

Orange: Tennessee v Clemson

1/2

Reliaquest (you aren't fooling anybody, reliaquest, this is the outback bowl): Mississippi St v Illinois

Cotton: Tulane v USC

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Here are all the games ranked by POWER POINTS. Everyone knows what POWER POINTS are by now.

For all games, the winner that would benefit you is listed first. For CRISES that's pretty clear. For agreed games: if you have more points on the line, a shared win benefits you so our mutual pick is listed first. If I have more wagered, you benefit if we lose. For agreed games, our mutual pick is italicized.

1. Gator - 68 - South Carolina v Notre Dame

2. Orange - 61 - Tennessee v Clemson

3. Outback - 50 - Mississippi St. v Illinois

4. Guaranteed Rate - 37 - Oklahoma St. v Wisconsin

5. Cotton - 36 - Tulane v USC

6. Alamo - 35 - Texas v Washington

7. Military - 30 - UCF v Duke

8. Myrtle Beach - 28 - UConn v Marshall

9. Arizona - 27 - Ohio v Wyoming

10. Boca Raton - 26 - Toledo v Li-Bear-Ty

10. Cheez-It - 26 - Oklahoma v Florida St.

10. Peach - 26 - Georgia v Ohio St.

13. New Mexico - 24 - SMU v BYU

14. LendingTree - 23 - Rice v Southern Miss

14. Camellia - 23 - Buffalo v Georgia Southern

16. Armed Forces - 21 - Air Force v Baylor

17. Frisco - 18 - North Texas v Boise St.

17. Independence - 18 - UL Lafayette v Houston

19. Gasparilla - 18 - Mizzou v Wake Forest

20. LA - 15 - Washington St. v Fresno St.

21. Potato - 12 - EMU v San Jose St.

21. Pinstripe - 12 - Syracuse v Minnesota

21. Sun - 12 - UCLA v Pitt

24. Bahamas - 11 - Miami OH v UAB

24. Li-Bear-Ty - 11 - Arkansas v Liberty

26. Las Vegas - 10 - Florida v Oregon St.

26. New Orleans - 10 - South Alabama v WKU

28. Cure - 8 - Troy v UTSA

28. Music City - 8 - Kentucky v Iowa

38. Rose - 8 - Penn St. v Utah

31. Hawaii - 7 - San Diego St. v MTSU

31. Quick Lane - 7 - Bowling Green v New Mexico St.

31. Texas - 7 - Old Mist v Texas Tech

31. Mayonnaise - 7 - NC St v Maryland

35. Citrus - 6 - Purdue v LSU

36. Birmingham - 5 - ECU v Coastal Carolina

36. Sugar - 5 - Alabama v Kansas St.

38. Fiesta - 4 - Michigan v TCU

39. Holiday - 2 - Oregon v North Carolina

40. Fenway - 1 - Cincinnati v Louisville

40. 1st Responder - 1 - Utah St. v Memphis

And in those days shall men seek Bowl Picks, and shall not find them; and shall desire to Pick Bowls, and Picks shall flee from them

BAHAMAS BOWL (at Nassau, Bahamas)

21 UAB vs. Miami (Ohio), 11:30 a.m., ESPN

 

CURE BOWL (at Orlando, Fla.)

2 Troy vs. No. 25 UTSA, 3 p.m., ESPN

 

FENWAY BOWL (at Boston)

6 Louisville vs. Cincinnati, 11 a.m., ESPN

 

LAS VEGAS BOWL

5 Oregon State vs. Florida, 2:30 p.m., ESPN

 

L.A. BOWL (at Inglewood, Calif.)

24 Fresno State vs. Washington State, 3:30 p.m., ABC

 

LENDINGTREE BOWL (at Mobile, Ala.)

10 Southern Miss vs. Rice, 5:45 p.m., ESPN

 

NEW MEXICO BOWL (at Albuquerque, N.M.)

20 SMU vs. BYU, 7:30 p.m., ABC

 

FRISCO BOWL (at Frisco, Texas)

22 Boise State vs. North Texas, 9:15 p.m., ESPN

 

MYRTLE BEACH BOWL (at Conway, S.C.)

11 Marshall vs. UConn, 2:30 p.m., ESPN

 

FAMOUS IDAHO POTATO BOWL (at Boise, Idaho)

12 San Jose State vs. Eastern Michigan, 3:30 p.m., ESPN

 

BOCA RATON BOWL (at Boca Raton, Fla.)

19 Toledo vs. Liberty, 7:30 p.m., ESPN

 

NEW ORLEANS BOWL

23 South Alabama vs. Western Kentucky, 9 p.m., ESPN

ARMED FORCES BOWL (at Fort Worth, Texas)

4 Baylor vs. Air Force, 7:30 p.m., ESPN

 

INDEPENDENCE BOWL (at Shreveport, La.)

13 Houston vs. Louisiana-Lafayette, 3 p.m., ESPN

 

GASPARILLA BOWL (at Tampa, Fla.)

1 Wake Forest vs. Missouri, 6:30 p.m., ESPN

 

HAWAII BOWL (at Honolulu)

25 San Diego State vs. Middle Tennessee, 8 p.m., ESPN

 

QUICK LANE BOWL (at Detroit)

3 Bowling Green vs. New Mexico State, 2:30 p.m., ESPN

 

CAMELLIA BOWL (at Montgomery, Ala.)

7 Georgia Southern vs. Buffalo, noon, ESPN

FIRST RESPONDER BOWL (at Dallas)

18 Memphis vs. Utah State, 3:15 p.m., ESPN

 

BIRMINGHAM BOWL

17 East Carolina vs. Coastal Carolina, 6:45 p.m., ESPN

 

GUARANTEED RATE BOWL (at Phoenix)

8 Wisconsin vs. Oklahoma State, 10:15 p.m., ESPN

 

MILITARY BOWL (at Annapolis, Md.)

38 Central Florida vs. Duke, 2 p.m., ESPN

 

LIBERTY BOWL (at Memphis, Tenn.)

37 Arkansas vs. Kansas, 5:30 p.m., ESPN

 

HOLIDAY BOWL (at San Diego)

36 Oregon vs. North Carolina, 8 p.m., FOX

 

TEXAS BOWL (at Houston)

34 Ole Miss vs. Texas Tech, 9 p.m., ESPN

 

PINSTRIPE BOWL (at Bronx, N.Y.)

26 Minnesota vs. Syracuse, 2 p.m., ESPN

 

CHEEZ-IT BOWL (at Orlando, Fla.)

27 Florida State vs. Oklahoma, 5:30 p.m., ESPN

 

ALAMO BOWL (at San Antonio)

32 Texas vs. Washington, 9 p.m., ESPN

 

DUKE’S MAYO BOWL (at Charlotte, N.C.)

9 Maryland vs. NC State, noon, ESPN

 

SUN BOWL (at El Paso, Texas)

28 UCLA vs. Pitt, 2 p.m., CBS

 

GATOR BOWL (at Jacksonville, Fla.)

31 Notre Dame vs. South Carolina, 3:30 p.m., ESPN

 

ARIZONA BOWL (at Tucson, Ariz.)

16 Ohio vs. Wyoming, 4:30 p.m., Barstool Sports

 

ORANGE BOWL (at Miami Gardens, Fla.)

33 Clemson vs. Tennessee, 8 p.m., ESPN

 

SUGAR BOWL (at New Orleans)

41 Alabama vs. Kansas State, noon, ESPN

 

MUSIC CITY BOWL (at Nashville, Tenn.)

15 Kentucky vs. Iowa, noon, ABC

 

FIESTA BOWL (at Glendale, Ariz.) — CFP SEMIFINAL

39 Michigan vs. TCU, 4 p.m., ESPN

 

PEACH BOWL (at Atlanta) — CFP SEMIFINAL

40 Georgia vs. Ohio State, 8 p.m., ESPN

 

RELIAQUEST BOWL (at Tampa, Fla.)

30 Mississippi State vs. Illinois, noon, ESPN2

 

COTTON BOWL CLASSIC (at Arlington, Texas)

14 USC vs. Tulane, 1 p.m., ESPN

 

CITRUS BOWL (at Orlando, Fla.)

35 LSU vs. Purdue, 1 p.m., ABC

 

ROSE BOWL GAME (at Pasadena, Calif.)

29 Utah vs. Penn State, 5 p.m., ESPN

My tombstone will simply say "pick them"

Every single one of these, I'm looking at like whaaat. what are you doing here.

BAHAMAS

(32) UAB v Miami (OH)

CURE

(6) UTSA v Troy

FENWAY

(5) Cincinnati v Louisville

LAS VEGAS

(15) Oregon St. v Florida

LA

(9) Washington St. v Fresno St.

LENDINGTREE

(33) Southern Mist v Rice

NEW MEXICO

(4) BYU v SMU

FRISCO

(40) Boise St. v North Texas

MYRTLE BEACH

(39) Marshall v UConn

POTATO

(24) San Jose St. v EMU

BOCA RATON

(7) Li-bear-ty v Toledo

NEW ORLEANS

(13) South Alabama v WKU

ARMED FORCES

(25) Baylor v Air Force

INDEPENDENCE

(31) Houston v UL-Lafayette

GASPARILLA

(17) Woke Forest v Mizzou

H'A'W'A'I'I

(18) San Diego St. v MTSU

QUICK LANE

(10) New Mexico St. v Bowling Green

CAMELLIA

(30) Georgia Southern v Buffalo

FIRST RESPONDER

(19) Memphis v Utah St.

BIRMINGHAM

(12) ECU v Coastal Carolina

GUARANTEED RATE

(29) Wisconsin v Oklahoma St.

MILITARY

(8) UCF v Duke

LI-BEAR-TY

(26) Arkansas v Urkansas

HOLIDAY

(34) Oregon v North Carolina

TEXAS

(27) Old Mist v Texas Tech

PINSTRIPE

(38) Minnesota v Syracuse

CHEEZ-IT

(1) Oklahoma v Florida St.

ALAMO

(3) Washington v Texas

MAYONNAISE

(2) NC State v Maryland

SUN

(16) UCLA v Pitt

GATOR

(37) Notre Dame v South Carolina

ARIZONA

(11) Wyoming v Ohio

ORANGE

(28) Clemson v Tennessee

SUGAR

(36) Alabama v Urkansas St.

MUSIC CITY

(23) Iowa v Kentucky

FIESTA

(35) Michigan v TCU

PEACH

(14) Georgia v Ohio St.

RELIAQUEST

(20) Illinois v Mississippi St.

COTTON

(22) USC v Tulane

CITRUS

(41) LSU v Purdue

ROSE

(21) Penn St. v Utah