Xenophilia Musika June: nu mă, nu mă iei

Xenophilia Musika June: Und er lebte in der großen Stadt

Xenophilia Musika June: Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

Xenophilia Musika June: Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja

Xenophilia Musika June: Oye cómo va Mi ritmo Bueno pa' gozar

Xenophilia Musika June: Por el camino del desierto El viento me despeina

Xeniphilia Musika June: A beleza que não é só minha Que também passa sozinha

Xenophilia Musika June: Qu'on voit danser le long des golfes clairs

Xenophilia Musika June: Dhōlaṇā vajē tumabē vala tāra

Xenophilia Musika June: Hielten sich für Captain Kirk

If someone asks if I speak a foreign language, I always respond, "Sure, I speak a little German." Then I say the lyrics to "99 Luftballons" as best I can until the interlocutor realizes: oh, this guy's a fraud. We laugh, and I have a new friend for life.

Lookin' like a true survivor, feelin' like a little kid

commie gobbledygook

All the stars are here!

I don't think I would fall under the spell of Hitler.


The "I wish I had a time machine" starting at 4:14 is so good. Samberg knew it immediately.

Andy Samberg, Hannibal Buress, and Sarah Silverman, who rule, are all on here, and they're barely keeping up.

Why would they invite Norm Macdonald to this? He mentioned both Trotsky and Hitler.

All the stars are here!

I'm hungry, beat him up, then I take his lunch

I've ALWAYS got Little River Band loaded up here, I've got six discs in here

Ain't nobody cryin', Ain't nobody worried, Ain't no smilin' faces

games for the weekend

1. The Final Earth 2 -- Cap'n might like this one

2. Cellcraft.io

3. YORG.io

And if you don't love me now You will never love me again

ribbit ribbit I was raised in a prison

Accident? There are no accidents. Don't give me that jive, jack. 

They don't bark and they don't bite; they keep things loose and they keep things light

Glenn Campbell covers "These Days"

I feel certain this has been posted before, but also: who cares, nerd.