Tuesday, January 22, 2019

very special "hey why not here's another score board" edition 2018 3E bowl pick them score board

How about that, huh. Three (E) Peat baby.

The seven power points you could potentially make up in The Game That Didn't Happen can't save you. Don't even try to tell me it could save you.

This is the most ever losses by a winner. It is the fewest wins by a winner and worst win pct in agreed games since 2010. These are the two lowest confidence point %s ever. These are things you shouldn't put on a CV.

Thursday, January 03, 2019

tie breakers by tha captain

these could be wrong... but they just might be right!

1. first td: alabama this is a no brainer
2. first fg: clemson?
3. first recovered fumble: alabama this is a brainer
4. first defense to intercept: you would think it would be the defense going against the freshman qb but no. tuba will get cocky. clemson
5. leading at half time: alabama

digit sum: 15 seems like a 30something to 30something type affair and the second digits should have an expected value of like 4.5 each.

tiebreakers part dos

1. The first team to score a touchdown: ALABAMA
2. The first team to kick a field goal: CLEMSON
3. The first team to recover an opponent's fumble: ALABAMA
4. The first team to intercept an opponent's pass: ALABAMA
5. The team which will be leading at halftime: ALABAMA

ULTRA TIEBREAKER: 15

Wednesday, January 02, 2019

TIEBREAKERS?

Tentative tiebreaker list, relevant to the college football national title game between teams-which-shall-not-be-named.

1. The first team to score a touchdown
2. The first team to kick a field goal
3. The first team to recover an opponent's fumble
4. The first team to intercept an opponent's pass
5. The team which will be leading at halftime

ULTRA TIEBREAKER: The total of all numbers in the final score, added together; thus, a score of 14-20 would be a total of 7 (seven).

Tuesday, January 01, 2019

Very Special "A Father's Work Is Never Done" Edition 2018 3E Bowl Pick Them Score Board

Look, I don't have a lot of time.

Charlemagne:
20-13 (8-6)
387/616, 62.8%
LPM: 60

Captainmagne:
18-15 (6-8)
376/630, 59.7%
LPM: 31

5 games left, 32 possible outcomes.
  • 8 outcomes where Iowa and Ohio St. win. I would win confidence and the w/l would go to our undetermined tiebreaker. The results of the other three games would not matter. 
  • 4 outcomes where Mississippi St., UCF, and Ohio St. win. I would win confidence and you would win w/l. The beloved split. The results of the other two games would not matter*.
  • The remaining 20 outcomes would result in you winning both portions.
So, the Kentucky-PSU and Georgia-Texas games have no effect on either part of the pick them*. If Washington beats Ohio St., you win both portions regardless of all other games. You can clinch both parts before that if Mississippi St. and LSU win.

*The Curse of the 1st Responders Bowl: We agreed on the result of this wayward game (Boise over BC), but you had 7 more points riding on it. So, any outcome today where I win confidence by 7 or fewer points could potentially be overturned if we decided to determine the winner of a game that didn't happen. There are 2 such outcomes: those where Mississippi St., UCF, Ohio St. and Georgia win. The poor Kentucky-PSU game still wouldn't matter.