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Saturday, February 10, 2024
Glenn Campbell covers "These Days"
I feel certain this has been posted before, but also: who cares, nerd.
Tuesday, February 06, 2024
Monday, January 22, 2024
Thursday, January 11, 2024
Monday, January 08, 2024
Tuesday, January 02, 2024
Friday, December 29, 2023
Thursday, December 28, 2023
Tuesday, December 26, 2023
Monday, December 25, 2023
Friday, December 22, 2023
*CONTINUES SQUINTING, BECOMING VISIBLY AGITATED, ANGRY*
Tuesday, December 19, 2023
Thursday, December 14, 2023
DOCTORS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT THESE 41 WEIRD PICKS
As an Alpha Male, I will not be explaining myself and most and first and importantly and foremost of all, I WILL NOT BE APOLOGIZING
MYRTLE BEACH: (32) Georgia Southern / Ohio
Walt, masculinely gnawing on a $4 cigar, "let's go georgia southern! I'm a big idiot!"
NEW ORLEANS: (8) UL-Lafayette / Jacksonville St.
If you asked 100 non-Alabamians where is "Jacksonville State University" I bet a bunch of them would spit in your face. It's in Alabama, they'd say through clenched teeth. Whar tha hell else would it be, they'd yammer. I'm not even from thar and *spits* ah reckon you ain't never killed a boar have ye?
CURE: (36) Appalachian St. / Miami (OH)
There's guys with signs and then there's THAT GUY with THAT SIGN.
NEW MEXICO: (24) New Mexico St. / Fresno St.
ahkhh
LA: (7) Boise St. / UCLA
It was called Boyse St. until Avril Lavigne dropped her hit song "Skater Boi." Then THE DARKENING happened and we all know where it went from there!
INDEPENDENCE: (9) Texas Tech / Cal of fornia
pew pew *blows smoke from fake pistol, several toddlers lie in pools of real blood*
FAMOUS TOASTERY WHAT THE HELL: (13) WKU / ODU
A mad lib where it's three questions and they're all "what is a letter" and at the end, boom, you have a university... *record scratch* that last one's gotta be "u" sis!
FRISCO: (38) UTSA / Marshall
UTSA would be a big favorite over the other members of the paw patrol too.
BOCA RATON: (14) USF / Syracuse
USF would be a big favorite over the other city-states of ancient Sicily too.
GASPARILLA: (10) UCF / Georgia Tech
Gusparilla
BIRMINGHAM: (22) Troy / Duke
I thought they decided Troy vs Duke... *tries to figure out which duke was involved in the Iliad*
CAMELLIA QUEEN OF THE BOWLS: (26) Arkansas St. / Northern Illinois
speaking of huskies *rocks back and forth, whistling, like 1923 mickey mouse*
ARMED FORCES: (27) Jim Madison / Air Force
air planes! vroom.
POTATO: (2) Utah St. / Georgia St.
*sunken eyes, a hollow and gaunt face*
MOBILE: (39) South Alabama / EMU
Joey Jones left BSC to coach South Alabama and I blame him for "The Muckup on The Hilltop"
LAS VEGAS: (37) Utah / Northwestern
Roll the dice and spin the wheel! These two teams came to PLAY!
HAWAII: (33) San Jose St. / Coastal Carolina
Sir, we're running out of carolinas to name bad football teams after, the secretary of states said to the president.
QUICK LANE: (23) Minnesota / Bowling Green
They should be called Bowling Orange/Brown. Thank you
FIRST RESPONDER: (15) Texas St. / Rice
First Responder? I hardly know her!
GUARANTEED RATE: (35) Kansas / UNLV
The only guaranteed rate here is the rate I will be enjoying this game which is 4.
MILITARY: (4) Tulane / Virginia Tech
Tulane undergoing massive upgrades on campus. Pretty soon they're going to be Fourlane! Thank you
DUKE'S MAYO: (3) North Carolina / West Virginia
West Virginia should make a legitimate push for Virginia to call itself East Virginia.
HOLIDAY: (5) USC / Louisville
If this is a holiday, I'd rather be at work! Yeesh.
TEXAS: (18) Oklahoma St. / TAMU
Everything's stupider in Texas.
FENWAY: (34) SMU / Boston College
Catholics vs Convicts
POP TART: (29) Kansas St. / NC St.
Pop Tarts: The Other White Meat
ALAMO: (20) Oklahoma / Arizona
You would think this would be easy. Two football teams.
GATOR: (30) Clemson / Kentucky
Right? I mean, right?
SUN: (25) Notre Dame / Oregon St.
Beavers, haha. That's rich.
LIBERTY: (16) Iowa St. / Memphis
Libearty. The bear.
COTTON: (21) Ohio St. / Mizzou
His name should be Eli Coachwitz. Unless he's a drinker. Then his name is fine. I don't care.
PEACH: (31) Penn St. / Old Mist
The guardians of The Old Ways (pedophilia and institutional racism).
MUSIC CITY: (1) Auburn / Maryland
There was reportedly an extended cut of the hell-orgy scene in Event Horizon but the footage was lost. No reason I'm talking about that here.
ORANGE: (41) Georgia / Florida St.
*draws in deep breath in preparation of explaining why Florida St. should be in the playoff* lol, lmao
ARIZONA: (12) Toledo / Wyoming
Holy Toledo!
RELIAQUEST: (17) LSU / Wisconsin
*Will Smith slaps Chris Rock* Take Reliaquest out of your mouth! Welcome to Earth!
CITRUS: (6) Iowa / Tennessee
I know it's supposed to be citrus, but this one seems like a lemon! In that my children will want to taste it and make performative faces about how "spicy" it is.
FIESTA: (40) Oregon / Liberty
This is for all the Tostitos! For Oregon that means Subarus and weird craft beers. For Liberty that means January 6th.
ROSE: (19) Alabama / Michigan
See above, kinda.
*SOAD VOICE* SUGAR: (11) Texas / Washington
Alamo Bowl ass semifinal
man you know it's bowl picks time
R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
Cure Bowl
LA Bowl
Radiance Tech Independence Bowl
Scooter’s Coffee Frisco Bowl
RoofClaim.com Boca Raton Bowl
Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl
Birmingham Bowl
Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl
I must register my opposition to having two military-themed bowl games (this one and the Orange Bowl)
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
Which state shall emerge victorious?
68 Ventures Bowl
SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl
EasyPost Hawaii Bowl
Quick Lane Bowl
SERVPRO First Responder Bowl
Guaranteed Rate Bowl
Military Bowl
Duke’s Mayo Bowl
Holiday Bowl
TaxAct Texas Bowl
some campy carny bullcrap. hokey, honkey horse hockey.
Wasabi Fenway Bowl
Pop-Tarts Bowl
Valero Alamo Bowl
TaxSlayer Gator Bowl
Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl
AutoZone Libearty Bowl
Matt Campbell is an odd-looking dude. If you just started from scratch and eliminated all tradition, prestige, etc, you would think Memphis would be pretty good, but they are most certainly not.
Goodyear Cotton Bowl
Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl
My pickL Penn St. (39)
TransPerfect Music City Bowl
Capital One Orange Bowl
Barstool Sports Arizona Bowl
ReliaQuest Bowl
Cheez-It Citrus Bowl
VRBO Fiesta Bowl
Rose Bowl
Allstate Sugar Bowl
Thursday, December 07, 2023
sweet moustache it's the 2023 bowl pick them
You (a fool): I believe in the tradition, the sanctity, of college football's bowl games.
Me (wise): lets watch the pop tart bowl
Myrtle Beach Bowl Georgia Southern -3.5 vs Ohio Dec. 16 10:00 am
R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl Jacksonville St. -3 vs Louisiana Dec. 16 1:15pm
Cure Bowl Miami(Ohio) vs Appalachian St. -5.5 Dec. 16 2:30 pm
New Mexico Bowl New Mexico State -3 vs. Fresno State Dec. 16 4:45 pm
LA Bowl UCLA -2 vs Boise St. Dec. 16 6:30 pm
Radiance Tech Independence Bowl California vs Texas Tech -3 Dec. 16 8:15 pm
Famous Toastery Bowl Western Kentucky vs Old Dominion -2.5 Dec. 18 1:30 pm
Scooter’s Coffee Frisco Bowl UTSA -10 vs Marshall Dec. 19 8:00 pm
RoofClaim.com Boca Raton Bowl USF vs Syracuse -3 Dec. 21 7:00 pm
Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl UCF -5 vs Georgia Tech Dec. 22 5:30 pm
Birmingham Bowl Duke vs Troy -7.5 Dec. 23 11:00 am
Camellia Bowl Arkansas St vs NIU -1 Dec. 23 11:00 am
Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl James Madison -3 vs Air Force Dec. 23 2:30 pm
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl Utah State -1 vs. Georgia State Dec. 23 2:30 pm
68 Ventures Bowl South Alabama -16 vs Eastern Michigan Dec. 23 6:00 pm
SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl Utah -7 vs Northwestern Dec. 23 6:30 pm
EasyPost Hawaii Bowl Coastal Carolina vs San Jose St. -9.5 Dec. 23 9:30 pm
Quick Lane Bowl Bowling Green vs Minnesota -4 Dec. 26 1:00 pm
SERVPRO First Responder Bowl Texas State -4 vs Rice Dec. 26 4:30 pm
Guaranteed Rate Bowl Kansas -12.5 vs UNLV Dec. 26 8:00 pm
Military Bowl Virginia Tech -7.5 vs Tulane Dec. 27 1:00 pm
Duke’s Mayo Bowl North Carolina vs West Virginia -3 Dec. 27 4:30 pm
Holiday Bowl Louisville -8 vs USC Dec. 27 7:00 pm
TaxAct Texas Bowl Texas A&M vs Oklahoma St -3. Dec. 27 8:00 pm
Wasabi Fenway Bowl Boston College vs SMU -11.5 Dec. 28 10:00 am
Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl Rutgers vs Miami(FL) -2 Dec. 28 1:15 pm
Pop-Tarts Bowl NC State vs Kansas St. -3 Dec. 28 4:45 pm
Valero Alamo Bowl Arizona -3 vs Oklahoma Dec. 28 8:15 pm
TaxSlayer Gator Bowl Clemson -7 vs Kentucky Dec. 29 11:00 am
Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl Notre Dame -8 vs Oregon St. Dec. 29 1:00 pm
AutoZone Liberty Bowl Memphis vs Iowa St. -8.5 Dec. 29 2:30 pm
Goodyear Cotton Bowl Missouri -2.5 vs Ohio St. Dec. 29 7:00 pm
Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl Ole Miss vs Penn St. -3.5 Dec. 30 11:00 am
TransPerfect Music City Bowl Auburn -2.5 vs Maryland Dec. 30 1:00 pm
Capital One Orange Bowl Florida St vs Georgia -14 Dec. 30 3:00 pm
Barstool Sports Arizona Bowl Toledo vs Wyoming -3 Dec. 30 3:30 pm
ReliaQuest Bowl Wisconsin vs LSU -10.5 Jan. 1 11:00 am
Cheez-It Citrus Bowl Iowa vs Tennessee -8.5 Jan. 1 12:00 pm
VRBO Fiesta Bowl Oregon -16 vs Liberty Jan. 1 12:00 pm
Rose Bowl(Playoff) Michigan -1.5 vs Alabama Jan. 1 4:00 pm
Allstate Sugar Bowl(Playoff) Washington vs Texas -4 Jan. 1 7:45 pm
Monday, November 27, 2023
MARF Giveth... MARF Taketh Away
Cruel, cruel MARF.
MARF: 5-4 (47-49-2); {v}1,040.08
marf: 5-4 (56-40-2); {v}1,425.25
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but that means the all-time records are tied.
MARF: 382-353-11
marf: 382-353-11
wow.
Thursday, November 23, 2023
Praying for split like a 19th-century Croatian nationalist
Old Mist at Mississippi State +11: It was close last year, right?
Missouri -7.5 at Arkansas: ok
Kentucky at Louisville -7: Kentucky seems to be falling apart.
Texas A&M +11 at LSU : Video game number guy looks to have video game numbers.
Alabama at Auburn +14.5: The amount of coping excuse making from Auburn fans about the New Mexico State loss specifically and in general Hugh Freeze, who has had a first season characterized by everything that those opposed to his hire expected, has been embarrassing as a fan base.
Vanderbilt at Tennessee -26.5: ok
Florida State -6.5 at Florida: A drunk Florida State fan on Tuesday night told me that the back-up for Florida State is just as good as the starter was, and he then explained to me how the concept of substitutions in football works.
Clemson -7 at South Carolina: Dabo is mad about last year.
Georgia -24.5 at Georgia Tech: ok
{v}{v}{v}
Gimme {v}150 on Clemson -300 to win {v}50
Gimme {v}148.50 on Louisville -275 to win {v}54
Napoleon... that frickin guy...
Tuesday, November 21, 2023
I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things.
Old Mist -450, -11 at Mississippi State +300 T:55.5
Missouri -300, -7.5 at Arkansas +240 T:54.5
Kentucky +225 at Louisville -275, -7 T:50.5
Texas A&M +340 at LSU -450, -11 T:66.5
Alabama -700, -14.5 at Auburn +500 T:49
Vanderbilt +1400 at Tennessee -5000, -26.5 T:56.5
Florida State -275, -6.5 at Florida +225 T:50.5
Clemson -300, -7 at South Carolina +240 T:51.5
Georgia -3000, -24.5 at Georgia Tech +1200 T:60.5
Monday, November 20, 2023
we are living in a MARF-terial world
and i am a MARF-terial girl.
Madonna: 3-5 (42-45-2); {v}1,138.58
Yourdonna: 3-5 (51-36-2); {v}912.16
Thursday, November 16, 2023
MARF.
What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun? One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but MARF abideth for ever.
Old Mist -37.5
Mississippi St. -14
Georgia -10.5
Auburn -23.5
Mizzou -11
Kentucky -1.5
Arkansas -29.5
LSU -30.5
Lotta minuses up there, ha ha.
{v}
1. {v}294.25 on Auburn -3000 to win {v}9.81
2. {v}9.81 on Florida +325 to win {v}31.88
the year has gone by very quickly
Louisiana-Monroe at Old Mist -37.5: That seems like a pick.
Southern Miss +14 at Mississippi State: okay
Georgia -10.5 at Tennessee: Georgia is good again.
New Mexico State +23.5 at Auburn: This line seems insanely high, but then Auburn has been playing really well lately. Tough.
Florida at Missouri -11: Weird for Florida to be so mid.
Kentucky -1.5 at South Carolina: Feels like another line I do not understand.
Florida International +29.5 at Arkansas: piggies vs panthers
Georgia State +30.5 at LSU: These are stupid games this week
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Gimme {v}400 on Georgia -400, to win {v}100 would love to be wrong
Gimme {v}77 on Kentucky -1.5, to win {v}70
Tuesday, November 14, 2023
Sun Belt Saturday
Louisiana-Monroe +5000, at Old Mist -100000, -37.5 T:62.5
Southern Miss +425 at Mississippi State -600, -14 T:46.5
Georgia -400, -10.5 at Tennessee +310 T:58.5
New Mexico State +1200 at Auburn -3000, -23.5 T:48.5
Florida +325 at Missouri -450, -11 T:59.5
Kentucky -125, -1.5 at South Carolina +105 T:54.5
Florida International +3000 at Arkansas -10000, -29.5 T:51.5
Georgia State +3000 at LSU -10000, -30.5 T:71.5
Monday, November 13, 2023
MARF... You're Hearing It More and More...
MARF: 5-2 (39-40-2); {v}1,115.58
BARF: 5-2 (48-31-2); {v}1,216.22
Thursday, November 09, 2023
You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say, "lol. lmao."
Alabama, -10.5 at Kentucky: Alabama is good again.
Vanderbilt at South Carolina -13.5: Vanderbilt is bad again.
Tennessee -1 at Missouri: don't know
Auburn +3 at Arkansas: Seems like an insulting line, even worse that it's probably correct.
Old Mist at Georgia -10.5: I hate this.
Florida at LSU -13.5: Florida is not good.
Mississippi State +18.5 at TAMU: lol. lmao.
{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}
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Gimme {v}100 on Auburn +125, to win {v}125
Gimme {v}250 on Alabama -450, to win {v}55.56
Gimme {v}200 on Georgia -500, to win {v}40
What is MARF? We just don't know.
MARF.
Alabama -10.5
South Carolina -13.5
Tennessee -1
Auburn +3
Georgia -10.5
LSU -13.5
Mississippi St. +18.5
{v}
MARF!
1. {v}225.70 on Alabama -450 to win {v}50.15
2 {v}50.15 on Auburn +125 to win {v}62.69
Tuesday, November 07, 2023
These lines are for gambling purposes only and may not be used for any entertainment value
Alabama, -450, -10.5 at Kentucky +340 T:47.5
Vanderbilt +425 at South Carolina -600, -13.5 T:58.5
Tennessee -110, -1 at Missouri -110 T:58.5
Auburn +125 at Arkansas -150, -3 T:48
Old Mist +360 at Georgia -500, -10.5 T:58.5
Florida +450 at LSU -650, -13.5 T:63.5
Mississippi State +625 at TAMU -1000, -18.5 T:43
Monday, November 06, 2023
Thursday, November 02, 2023
Ralph Wiggum voice: I'm picking
Arkansas +6 at Florida: I guess
Jacksonville State +15.5 at South Carolina: This is a weird line. Does RichRod have a little something for them????
UConn at Tennessee -35.5: This would be a heck of a women's college football game.
Texas A&M +at Old Mist -3: Lane hates Jimbo.
Missouri at Georgia -15.5: Georgia decided they are good now.
Auburn -12.5 at Vandy: This seems like the kind of game that Brother Hugh will use to run up the score and burnish his rep, or that Auburn will lose.
Kentucky -3.5 at Missississippi State: Feels like I'm missing something here with this line.
LSU +135 at Alabama -165, -3 T:60.5: tahd
{v} {v} {v} THE NICE BOOKIE {v} {v} {v}
{v} {v} {v} THE NICE BOOKIE {v} {v} {v}
{v} {v} {v} THE NICE BOOKIE {v} {v} {v}
Gimme {v}200 on Jacksonville State +15.5, to win {v}181.82
Gimme {v}100 on Auburn -12.5, to win {v}90.91
Take these to the bank, boys
The toilet bank, that is!
Florida -6
Jacksonville St. + 15.5 Dick Rod leads Cocks against Cocks lol
Tennessee -35.5 If it were -36 it would be a no-brainer the other way
Old Mist -3
Mizzou +15.5 Tigers. Rawr.
Vanderbilt +12.5 Recalling how in 2008 gameday went to nashville for the auburn/vandy game. Auburn lost and - in a fit of rage and stupidity - I dumped my trash can into my washing machine. They say history repeats itself. I mean, idiots say that (per Varkham Markham) but I'm the guy who dumped his trash into his own washing machine so I definitely say that.
Kentucky -3.5
Alabama -3
{v}
1. {v}164.70 on Old Mist -160 to win {v}102.93
2. {v}113.88 on TAMU +135 to win {v}153.74