Thursday, September 22, 2016

i'm going to get all of these right

you can take it to the bank, baby

Kent State +43.5

Georgia +7

Florida +6.5

Mississippi State -22

Western Kentucky -7.5

LSU -3.5

South Carolina +1.5

Arkansas +5.5

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secturd looks Latinate

Kent State (+43.5) obviously not winning
Georgia (+7) but not winning!
Florida (+6.5) but not winning! Tennessee breaking the so-called streak.
UMass (+22) but not winning. Why is this at UMass? Like, a home-and-home with Tulane or USF or somebody like that I would get. This is like playing at game in Wyoming.
Vanderbilt (+7.5) but not winning. Who would bet this game?
Auburn (+3.5) but not winning, it'll be a gruesome 13-11 heartbreaker. It'll be like the ole Tubby years but for the wrong reasons. Honk if you miss Brandon Cox. Heck, I miss Barrett Trotter.
Kentucky (-1.5) who cares
Texas A&M (-5.5) monstrous

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Tuesday, September 20, 2016


Last week (overall):
Tha Captain: 6-4 (15-16)
Charles: 5-5 (18-13)

good job, everyone. not.

Kent State at Alabama (-43.5)
Georgia at Old Mist (-7)
Florida at Tennessee (-6.5)
Mississippi State (-22) at UMass
Vanderbilt at Western Kentucky (-7.5)
LSU (-3.5) at Auburn
South Carolina at Kentucky (-1.5)
Arkansas at Texas A&M (-5.5)

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Thursday, September 15, 2016

I need a big week, a big bounceback

luckily, all these are rock solid

Texas State +31

Tami +3.5
tami always wins in auburn

North Texas +36.5
Despite last week, I'm not sure the Go Gaters can score that many points. Also lookin ahead and what not.

Kentucky -19.5
the hal mumme bowl ha ha

Mississippi State +14

Alabama -11
fool me twice: shame on you, fool me thrice: lane on kiffin

Georgia -6.5
maybe nicholls (state) is really good

South Carolina -3.5

Tennessee -27.5
how Tennessee got their groove back (racing joke because of Bristol and a racing groove is the preferable line around a racetrack and how Tennessee will be good now)

Georgia Tech -6.5
sure why not

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sec turds

Texas State (+31)
Auburn (-3.5) it's 2013 again! I feel it.
Florida (-36.5)
New Mexico State (+19.5) bad teams man. Toughest pick of the week.
Mississippi State (+14)
Ole Miss (+11) easy pick, though I said that last week
Georgia (-6.5)
South Carolina (-3.5) also tough
Ohio (+27.5)
Georgia Tech (-6.5)


Tuesday, September 13, 2016

weak three

Last week (overall):
Cap'n: 1-7 sick (9-12)
Chaz: 4-4 bad (13-8)

Once again, these appear to all be Saturday games.

Texas State at Arkansas (-31)
Texas A&M at Auburn (-3.5)
North Texas at Florida (-36.5)
New Mexico State at Kentucky (-19.5)
Mississippi State at LSU (-14)
Alabama (-11) at Ole Miss
Georgia (-6.5) at Missouri
East Carolina at South Carolina (-3.5)
Ohio at Tennessee (-27.5)
Vanderbilt at Georgia Tech (-6.5)


Thursday, September 08, 2016


none of these undies actually win

Kentucky +17
Alabama -28.5
Middle Tennessee +5.5
South Carolina +6.5
TCU -7.5
Arkansas St +19
Missouri - 25
Virginia Tech +11.5


week two is time for bad schedules

Florida (-17) covers
Alabama (-28.5) covers
Vanderbilt (-5.5) covers I guess? Toughest pick of the week.
Mississippi State (-6.5) covers
Arkansas (+7.5) covers but does not win!
Arkansas State (+19) covers but does not win!
Eastern Michigan (+25) covers but does not win!
Virginia Tech covers (+11.5) but does not win!

If we did a confidence thing, then I would have Alabama covering as my top confidence pick.


Wednesday, September 07, 2016

because they didn't have lines for them on the first site i checked...

we aren't doing the 1AA games!!!

All games are on Saturday, so no hurry getting those picks in.

Kentucky at Florida (-17)
Western Kentucky at Alabama (-28.5)
Middle Tennessee at Vanderbilt (-5.5)
South Carolina at Mississippi State (-6.5)
Arkansas at TCU (-7.5)
Arkansas State at Auburn (-19)
Eastern Michigan at Missouri (-25)
Virginia Tech vs Tennessee (-11.5)

its like... home favorite much?

Last Week:
Charlie: 9-4
Tha Captain: 8-5


Thursday, September 01, 2016

should we have confidence points or something, probably not.

bold means a underdog to win straight up. alright here's what i got:

appalachicola state +20.5
south carolina +4.5
mississippi state -28.5
mizzou +10
ucla +3
wisconsin +10
la tech +26
uga -2.5
kentucky -6.5
UMass + 36.5
alabama -11.5
auburn +7.5
old mist +4.5


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I don't like the formatting I did here. Dumb.

Appalachian State covers (+20.5)
Vanderbilt covers (-4.5)
Mississippi State covers (-28.5)
West Virginia covers (-10)
#16 UCLA covers (+3) and wins!
#5 LSU covers (-10)
Louisiana Tech covers (+26)
#18 Georgia covers (-2.5) :(
Southern Mississippi covers (+6.5) [one of two I even hesitated about]
Massachusetts covers  (+36.5) [one of two I even hesitated about]
#1 Alabama covers (-11.5) and maybe 11.5 more. I'd take a 23 point line before a pick em.
Auburn covers (+7.5) but does not win! Life is cruel.
#4 Florida State covers (-4.5)


Tuesday, August 30, 2016

It's time, my babies

Man, Blogger gets worse every year. I want things to change as little as possible, which is why Auburn's impending six-win season is such a joy.

Thursday, September 1
7:30 PM Appalachian State @ #9 Tennessee (-20.5)
8:00 PM South Carolina @ Vanderbilt (-4.5)
Saturday, September 3
12:00 PM South Alabama @ Mississippi State (-28.5)
12:00 PM  Missouri @ West Virginia (-10)
3:30 PM #16 UCLA @ Texas A&M (-3)
3:30 PM #5 LSU (-10) vs. Wisconsin
4:00 PM Louisiana Tech @ Arkansas (-26)
5:30 PM #18 Georgia (-2.5) vs. #22 North Carolina
7:30 PM Southern Mississippi @ Kentucky (-6.5)
7:30 PM Massachusetts @ #25 Florida  (-36.5)
8:00 PM #20 USC vs. #1 Alabama (-11.5)
9:00 PM #2 Clemson (-7.5) @ Auburn
Monday, September 5
8:00 PM #11 Ole Miss vs. #4 Florida State (-4.5)


Sunday, January 03, 2016

the end

not the largest margin of all time, but the largest winning pct in CRISIS games (75%). the stuff legends are made of.


Saturday, January 02, 2016


What's at stake: if at least one of your picks today wins, it will guarantee the second best pick them winning pct in recorded history. If you win at least one of the CRISIS games, it will guarantee the highest CRISIS winning pct in recorded history. If you win both CRISIS, it will be the largest margin of victory in history.

I need to win at least two games today to avoid the worst pick them ever.


Friday, January 01, 2016