Saturday, December 31, 2016

special "better late than never" edition

For you to win the W/L portion of the pick them, each of the following teams must win:

Georgia Tech
Florida
Auburn

For you to win the confidence portion as well, each of the following teams must win:

Louisville
Georgia Tech
Florida
Wisconsin
Auburn

AND at least 1 of the following teams must win:

Clemson
USC


Got it. Here's the 'board going into the new years eve games.




Friday, December 30, 2016

special "this boat is not big enough, we need a bigger one (bc of the shark)" edition

i have all 256 possible permutations for the next two days so no more projected scores after this, just raw data




Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Thursday, December 22, 2016

special "good night" edition

I hope everyone had a good day.

we both lost bigly but you lost slightly biglier

suck it up and pick it up have been reset to 50% and 75% respectively




special "good morning" edition

I hope we're having a great day.

points/pointswagered, % won
keep it up, suck it up (now 60%), pick it up (now 85%), max score

still close... but "black friday" looms...


Wednesday, December 21, 2016

special surgery prep edition

points/points wagered , % won
keep it up, win 50% of remaining points, win 80% of remaining points, win 100% of remaining points (max score)



Sunday, December 18, 2016

and they're off!!

score board classic


the new score board (points/pointswagered, percent, the "keep it up" score (what you'll get if you "keep it up" by which i mean keep winning confidence points at your current rate), maximum possible score)

 

Thursday, December 15, 2016

if this post had an astrological sign it would be crises ha ha

THIS IS SO FUCKING EXCITING. I FEEL ALIVE AGAIN. IT'S LIKE I HIBERNATE BETWEEN PICK THEMS.

Charles(conf)/Wes(conf)

Saturday, December 17th:
Las Vegas Bowl - Houston (11) / San Diego St. (16)
New Orleans Bowl - Southern Mist (27) / UL-Lafayette (14)

Friday, December 23rd:
Bahamas Bowl - Eastern Michigan (13) / Old Dominion (23)
Armed Forces Bowl - Louisiana Tech (24) / Navy (17)
Dollar General Bowl - Ohio (14) / Troy (22)

Saturday, December 24th:
Hawaii Bowl - Hawaii (12) / MTSU (9)

Tuesday, December 27th:
Heart of Dallas Bowl - Army (32) / North Texas (18)

Wednesday, December 28th:
Texas Bowl - TAMU (20) / Kansas St. (4)

Thursday, December 29th:
Alamo Bowl - Colorado (19) / Oklahoma St. (10)

Friday, December 30th:
Liberty Bowl - TCU (23) / Georgia (36)

Saturday, December 31st:
Taxslayer Bowl - Georgia Tech (6) / Kentucky (8)

Monday, January 2nd:
Outback Bowl - Florida (8) / Iowa (2)
Sugar Bowl - Auburn (10) / Oklahoma (39)








THA CAPTAINZ 3E BOWL PICK THEM 2016 PIX - BE SILENT AND GET A LOAD OF THIS GARBAGE

WINNER LISTED FIRST, BECAUSE WINNERS ARE #1 BABY
CONFIDENCE POINTS ARE PRETTY CLEARLY INDICATED, YOU CAN FIGURE THIS OUT

INSTEAD OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THE GAMES I'M JUST GOING TO DO SOME FREE ASSOCIATION BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T PUT ANY THOUGHT INTO WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE GAMES

NEW MEXICO BOWL
(32) New Mexico / UTSA
lobos are not coyotes so they have shot, right

LAS VEGAS BOWL
(16) San Diego St. / Houston
Can't think of San Diego without thinking of Anchorman and all the classic quotes "hello I'm don burgundy" and "welcome to the news."

CAMELLIA BOWL
(21) Appalachian St. / Toledo
that guy with the sign. i hope he comes back and we see the sign on tv. Toledo seems like an awful place to live. I hope Toledo gets ahead and appy comes back so I can call them "blow-lead-o"

CURE BOWL
(24) UCF / Arkansas St.
now ucf now you don't. ha ha.

NEW ORLEANS BOWL
(14) UL-Lafayette / Southern Mist
which sounds more refreshing, old mist or southern mist

MIAMI BEACH BOWL
(38) Tulsa / Central Michigan
tulsa the city seems terrible, all the moreso because my cousin knew this heinous girl named tulsa

BOCA RATON BOWL
(11) Western Kentucky / Memphis
quitting my job so i can watch this and also every other game

POINSETTIA BOWL
(19) BYU / Wyoming
"I love this lamp" "thank you that concludes the newscast" just too many good quotes

IDAHO POTATO BOWL
(37) Colorado St. / Idaho
 that's a big number i have in front of this

BAHAMAS BOWL
(23) Old Dominion / Eastern Michigan
going to start the rumor that eric harris was an old dominion fan and dylan klebold was an eastern michigan fan and they did columbine because they thought they would never see their beloved football teams go toe to toe in their favorite tropical archipelago that we all know and love as the Bahamas

ARMED FORCES BOWL
(17) Navy / Louisiana Tech
don't know why i picked navy. i guess bc jessica's car has a retired navy license plate so a bunch of elderly sailors are always saluting us.

DOLLAR GENERAL BOWL
(22) Troy / Ohio
troy is the most dollar general team

HAWAII BOWL
(9) Middle Tennessee / Hawaii
tolkien's magical fantasy setting of middle tennessee

ST. PETERSBURG BOWL
(33) Mississippi St. / Miami (OH)
 everybody loves a trip to busch gardens

QUICK LANE BOWL
(3) Boston College / Maryland
this was a better rivalry than texas/tamu or kansas/missouri. glad these old sparring partners are getting back together in the motor city.

INDEPENCENCE BOWL
(15) NC State / Vanderbilt
 who's ready for some game theory or whatever

FART OF DALLAS BOWL
(18) North Texas / Army
bad pick

MILITARY BOWL
(34) Temple / Wank Forest
the best thing about the military? the troops, baby

HOLIDAY BOWL
(6) Washington St. / Minnesota
"that got out of hand in a hurry" "this scotch is fantastic" I could go on and on

CACTUS BOWL
(7) Boise St. / Baylor
chop open a cactus to drink the life saving water within *record scratch* that's actually a myth perpetrated by cartoons and also a book i had when i was a kid

PINSTRIPE BOWL
(29) Pittsburgh / Northwestern
to whom the hell did pitt lose this year? they beat the only good acc team they played. the answer is va tech, miami, unc, and oklahoma state whom i forgot they played. 

RUSSELL ATHLETIC BOWL
(5) West Virginia / Miami (FL)
i labored over this pick, labored like a common laborer

FOSTER FARMS BOWL
(30) Utah / Indiana
 is this in san francisco, i want to go to san francisco

TEXAS BOWL
(4) Kansas St. / Texas A+M
this is wrong

BIRMINGHAM BOWL
(35) USF / South Carolina
remember when pitt played in the bham bowl like 4 straight times under 3 or 4 different coaches. that was funny as hell. now muschamp has been there 3 straight years with 3 different teams. that's less funny than hell because auburn was involved

BELK BOWL
(28) Virginia Tech / Arkansas
time to "belk" up with the belk bowl

ALAMO BOWL
(10) Oklahoma St. / Colorado
this could be fun i guess. soapy loofa and the buffs vs a big mullet man. 

LIBERTY BOWL
(36) Georgia / TCU
there was a red white and blue beanie baby bear and his name was li-bear-ty.

SUN BOWL
(31) Samford / North Carolina
not actually samford

MUSIC CITY BOWL
(1) Nebraska / Tennessee
how the hell do you pick any tennessee game

ARIZONA BOWL
(25) Air Force / South Alabama
 Air Force should be called Airfy or something

ORANGE BOWL
(27) Michigan / Florida
jim hard balls vs jim macklewang

CITRUS BOWL
(26) LSU / Louisville
heisman curse

TAXSLAYER BOWL
(8) Kentucky / Georgia Tech
dumb pick

PEACH BOWL
(40) Alabama / Warshington
 maybe washington will win

FIESTA BOWL
(13) A Ohio St. / Clemson
 congratulations on two great seasons, dickbags

OUTBACK BOWL
(2) Iowa / Florida
everybody loves a trip to busch gardens

COTTON BOWL
(20) Wisconsin / Western Michigan
very hard to write 40 things

ROSE BOWL
(12) USC / Penn St.
pun state. ha ha

SUGAR BOWL
(39) Oklahoma / Auburn
should have been georgia

(to the tune of "Con te partirĂ²"): Time to .... picks some bowls

Gildan New Mexico Bowl
Albuquerque, N.M., Dec. 17
New Mexico (-7) vs. UTSA

Wow, there are a lot of bowls.

My pick: NEW MEXICO
Confidence ranking: 22

Las Vegas Bowl
Las Vegas, Dec. 17
Houston (-3) vs. San Diego State

Houston lost a coach! I tend to think that players try to impress a new coach, and there's not going to be a lot of transition difficulty with an internal promotion.

My pick: HOUSTON
Confidence ranking: 11

Camellia Bowl
Montgomery, Ala., Dec. 17
Appalachian State vs. Toledo (-1)

I mean, sure? I saw Appalachian State play in this bowl game last year, and it was quite a hoot.

My pick: APPY STATE
Confidence ranking: 1

Cure Bowl
Orlando, Dec. 17
UCF (-6) vs. Arkansas State

Tough to take this game seriously. I think some home field advantage will be the difference, but maybe not? A person gambling on this game would have to be a real degenerate.

My pick: UCF
Confidence ranking: 21

New Orleans Bowl
New Orleans, Dec. 17
Southern Mississippi (-3.5) vs. UL Lafayette

I wouldn't say that I've always liked Southern Miss, but I like them more than I like several teams. You Laugh is improving, but Southern Miss returns their starting quarterback. I actually did research on this game, and that why I will get this pick wrong.

My pick: SOU MISS
Confidence ranking: 27

Miami Beach Bowl
Miami, Dec. 19
Central Michigan vs. Tulsa (-11.5)

I saw Central Michigan on replay several times during the botched ending of their win over Oklahoma State. Frankly, what I watched didn't impress me. Did you know that Tulsa has the #6 offense? I didn't!

My pick: TULSA
Confidence ranking: 36

Boca Raton Bowl
Boca Raton, Fla., Dec. 20
Memphis vs. Western Kentucky (-5)

Western Kentucky lost their coach, and I think that I have asserted before my theory that players want to impress a potential new coach. I still don't feel terribly confident about this game, but I do guarantee one thing: it will be a WacKY game!

My pick: WESTERN KENTUCKY
Confidence ranking: 28

Poinsettia Bowl 
San Diego, Dec. 21
BYU (-8.5) vs. Wyoming

Normally, when the starting quarterback gets hurt at the end of the season, you pick against that team, but BYU had this happen last year and had good results. BYU has Big Mo(mentum) on their side.

My pick: BYU
Confidence ranking: 34

Potato Bowl
Boise, Idaho, Dec. 22
Idaho vs. Colorado State (-13.5)

POE TAY TOE

My pick: Colorado State
Confidence ranking: 39

Bahamas Bowl
Nassau, Bahamas, Dec. 23
Eastern Michigan vs. Old Dominion (-3.5)

Bahamas mon! Old Dominion is 9-3, but against a schedule that would embarrass your fair Captain on Dynasty Mode.

My pick: EASTERN MICHIGAN
Confidence ranking: 13

Armed Forces Bowl
Fort Worth, Texas, Dec. 23
Louisiana Tech vs. Navy (n/a)

Two teams riding losing streaks meet up in a game featuring institutions which helped win WWII. Scientists at NASA have confirmed that Tim Rattay is still coaching at La Tech.

My pick: LA TECH
Confidence ranking: 24

Dollar General Bowl
Mobile, Ala., Dec. 23
Ohio vs. Troy (-4)

Dolla dolla genrul y'all! That's the slogan I pitched Dollar General; it did not go well. Troy didn't beat Georgia Southern, which is all I want to see Walt sad.

My pick: OHIO
Confidence ranking: 14

Hawai'i Bowl
Honolulu, Dec. 24
Hawaii vs. Middle Tennessee (n/a)

Home field (or should I say ho field) advantage carries the day. Flying to Hawaii to play around in the water is distracting for a kid living in Murphfreezeborough Tennessee.

My pick: HAWAII
Confidence ranking: 12

St. Petersburg Bowl
St. Petersburg, Fla., Dec. 26
Miami (Ohio) vs. Mississippi State (-13)

Thirteen points seems like a big margin, but the outcome seems assured. Ned Starkville seems like a thing, right?

My pick: MISSISSISSISSISSIPPI STATE
Confidence ranking: 25

Quick Lane Bowl
Detroit, Dec. 26
Maryland (-1.5) vs. Boston College

Former ACC foes match up once again! BC has been smashed by every decent team they played, but fortunately they're playing Maryland. Did you know Maryland's coach is actually named D J Durkin? I cannot stand it.

My pick: BC
Confidence ranking: 2

Camping World Independence Bowl
Shreveport, La., Dec. 26
NC State (-4) vs. Vanderbilt

Dave Durrrrren

My pick: NC STATE
Confidence ranking: 35

Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl
Dallas, Dec. 27
Army vs. North Texas (n/a)

Don't mess with North Texas! That's what I'd say if North Texas hadn't lose seven games this year.

My pick: AMERICA'S ARMY
Confidence ranking: 32

Military Bowl
Annapolis, Md., Dec. 27
Temple (-13) vs. Wake Forest

That Tim Rattay tab is still open. Hmm.

My pick: LEGEND OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE
Confidence ranking: 38

Holiday Bowl
San Diego, Dec. 27
Minnesota vs. Washington State (-7)

I've never been to Minnesota or Washington state. You know I got my boy Mike Leach in this game, though.

My pick: WASHINGTON STATE
Confidence ranking: 4

Cactus Bowl
Phoenix, Dec. 27
Boise State (-7.5) vs. Baylor

Baylor is turning into a Penn State-esque nightmare right now, aren't they.

My pick: BOISE STATE
Confidence ranking: 37

Pinstripe Bowl
Bronx, N.Y., Dec. 28)
Pittsburgh (-5.5) vs. Northwestern

I had already forgotten that Pitt beat both Clemson and Penn State. Northwestern started off pretty bad but improved, which makes me wonder if this will be a close game.

My pick: PITTTTTTTTT
Confidence ranking: 16

Athletic Bowl
Orlando, Dec. 28
West Virginia vs. Miami (Florida) (-3)

Holgo for life. I think WVU will lose this game, and I don't even care. Did you know they're in the Big 12? And it only has ten teams? What a country.

My pick: WVU
Confidence ranking: 3

Foster Farms Bowl
Santa Clara, Calif., Dec. 28
Indiana vs. Utah (-8)

Utes? What's a Ute? Classic.

My pick: UTAH
Confidence ranking: 17

Texas Bowl
Houston, Dec. 28
Texas A&M vs. Kansas State (n/a)

TAMU is decidedly mediocre, but they have the same record as KSU against a tougher schedule.

My pick: TAMU
Confidence ranking: 20

Birmingham Bowl
Birmingham, Ala., Dec. 29
USF (-10.5) vs. South Carolina

South Florida is good enough they hired their coach away, so, good on them. I like the Charlie Strong hire. South Carolina is trash.

My pick: WE GOT IT ALL ON USF
Confidence ranking: 33

Belk Bowl
Charlotte, NC, Dec. 29
Arkansas vs. Virginia Tech (-7)

You can throw out the records when these former band mates get together. When are people going to figure out the Bert Believer isn't a very good coach? I'll tell you when: never, because life isn't fair.

My pick: VA TECH
Confidence ranking: 26

Alamo Bowl
San Antonio, Dec. 29
Oklahoma State vs. Colorado (-3)

Remember the Alamo? You said you'd never forget! The reason I like Colorado in this game: This is kind of a dream season for them, compared to a good but not outstanding year for Oklahoma State. Please, I root for Ralphie (Ralphy? not looking it up) to go insane and gore someone every time.

My pick: BUFFS
Confidence ranking: 19

Liberty Bowl
Memphis, TN, Dec. 30
Georgia (-1) vs. TCU

Georgia sucks and I hate them.

My pick: TCU
Confidence ranking: 23

Sun Bowl
El Paso, Texas, Dec. 30
Stanford (-3.5) vs. North Carolina

Might as well be bowling on the sun! I think bowl games don't favor speedy teams. Plus, I like to write it "Samford" when I pick. I still don't know which team is in which ACC division, and at this point I am proud not to know.

My pick: SAMFORD
Confidence ranking: 15

Music City Bowl
Nashville, Tenn., Dec. 30
Nebraska vs. Tennessee (-3)

This game will be "music" to your ears if you like trash teams playing bad football.

My pick: NEWBRASKA
Confidence ranking: 5

Arizona Bowl
Tucson, Ariz., Dec. 30
South Alabama vs. Air Force (-13.5)

This is another game where the line looks too big, but the favorite should still win.

My pick: AIR THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
Confidence ranking: 31

Orange Bowl
Miami Gardens, Fla., Dec. 30
Michigan (-7) vs. Florida State

Absolutely not.

My pick: MICHIGAN
Confidence ranking: 30

Citrus Bowl
Orlando, Dec. 31
LSU vs. Louisville (n/a)

Da Coach O is already tiring. That said! Louisville has less talent overall, and I think they're a team on the decline.  LSU will play for their new coach. They play this game in Camping World Stadium.

My pick: LSU
Confidence ranking: 7

TaxSlayer Bowl
Jacksonville, Fla., Dec. 31
Georgia Tech (-3.5) vs. Kentucky

pretty quotidian matchup imo

My pick: GA TECH
Confidence ranking: 6

Peach Bowl
Atlanta, Dec. 31
Washington vs. Alabama (-17)

Never in doubt, my friends.

My pick: ALABAMA
Confidence ranking: 40

Fiesta Bowl
Glendale, Ariz., Dec. 31
Ohio State (-3) vs. Clemson

Ohio State, I guess? I do not feel confident about this game. Ohio State has played a much tougher schedule, but they haven't looked that great doing it. I don't know. I dislike both of these teams, I hate this.

My pick: OHIO STATE
Confidence ranking: 9

Outback Bowl
Tampa, Fla., Jan. 2
Florida (-2.5) vs. Iowa

This pick is solely based on the idea that Florida will be healthy-ish.

My pick: FLORIDA
Confidence ranking: 8

Cotton Bowl
Arlington, Texas, Jan. 2
Western Michigan vs. Wisconsin (-7.5)

Nonsense. Western Michigan having that dream season and everything, but who is the best team they beat? Northwestern?

My pick: WISKY RIVER
Confidence ranking: 29

Rose Bowl Game
Pasadena, Calif., Jan. 2
USC (-7) vs. Penn State

The only thing that makes me questionable about this pick is that Joe Paterno did not take action to stop repeated incidents of child molestation.

My pick: USC
Confidence ranking: 18

Allstate Sugar Bowl
New Orleans, Jan. 2
Auburn vs. Oklahoma (-4)

Auburn will definitely not win this game.

My pick: AUBURN
Confidence ranking: 10

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Op under Fjeldet toner en Lur

Up in the Hills a Clarion Call rings out

 the time to pick is nigh


Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Bowl schedule

Bowl Pick Them 2016 Rules: picking bowls, sucka

This is from pressboxonline.com

Gildan New Mexico Bowl (Albuquerque, N.M., Dec. 17): New Mexico (-7) vs. UTSA

Las Vegas Bowl (Las Vegas, Dec. 17): Houston (-3) vs. San Diego State

Raycom Media Camellia Bowl (Montgomery, Ala., Dec. 17): Appalachian State vs. Toledo (-1)

AutoNation Cure Bowl (Orlando, Dec. 17): UCF (-6) vs. Arkansas State

R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl (New Orleans, Dec. 17): Southern Mississippi (-3.5) vs. UL Lafayette

Miami Beach Bowl (Miami, Dec. 19): Central Michigan vs. Tulsa (-11.5)

Boca Raton Bowl (Boca Raton, Fla., Dec. 20): Memphis vs. Western Kentucky (-5)

San Diego County CU Poinsettia Bowl (San Diego, Dec. 21): BYU (-8.5) vs. Wyoming

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl (Boise, Idaho, Dec. 22): Idaho vs. Colorado State (-13.5)

Popeyes Bahamas Bowl (Nassau, Bahamas, Dec. 23): Eastern Michigan vs. Old Dominion (-3.5)

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl (Fort Worth, Texas, Dec. 23): Louisiana Tech vs. Navy (n/a)

Dollar General Bowl (Mobile, Ala., Dec. 23): Ohio vs. Troy (-4)

Hawai'i Bowl (Honolulu, Dec. 24): Hawaii vs. Middle Tennessee (n/a)

St. Petersburg Bowl (St. Petersburg, Fla., Dec. 26): Miami (Ohio) vs. Mississippi State (-13)

Quick Lane Bowl (Detroit, Dec. 26): Maryland (-1.5) vs. Boston College

Camping World Independence Bowl (Shreveport, La., Dec. 26): NC State (-4) vs. Vanderbilt

Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl (Dallas, Dec. 27): Army vs. North Texas (n/a)

Military Bowl (Annapolis, Md., Dec. 27): Temple (-13) vs. Wake Forest

National Funding Holiday Bowl (San Diego, Dec. 27): Minnesota vs. Washington State (-7)

Motel 6 Cactus Bowl (Phoenix, Dec. 27): Boise State (-7.5) vs. Baylor

New Era Pinstripe Bowl (Bronx, N.Y., Dec. 28): Pittsburgh (-5.5) vs. Northwestern

Russell Athletic Bowl (Orlando, Dec. 28): West Virginia vs. Miami (Florida) (-3)

Foster Farms Bowl (Santa Clara, Calif., Dec. 28): Indiana vs. Utah (-8)

AdvoCare V100 Texas Bowl (Houston, Dec. 28): Texas A&M vs. Kansas State (n/a)

Birmingham Bowl (Birmingham, Ala., Dec. 29): USF (-10.5) vs. South Carolina

Belk Bowl (Charlotte, NC, Dec. 29): Arkansas vs. Virginia Tech (-7)

Valero Alamo Bowl (San Antonio, Dec. 29): Oklahoma State vs. Colorado (-3)

AutoZone Liberty Bowl (Memphis, TN, Dec. 30): Georgia (-1) vs. TCU

Hyundai Sun Bowl (El Paso, Texas, Dec. 30): Stanford (-3.5) vs. North Carolina

Franklin Amer. Mort. Music City Bowl (Nashville, Tenn., Dec. 30): Nebraska vs. Tennessee (-3)

NOVA Home Loans Arizona Bowl (Tucson, Ariz., Dec. 30): South Alabama vs. Air Force (-13.5)

Capital One Orange Bowl (Miami Gardens, Fla., Dec. 30): Michigan (-7) vs. Florida State

Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl (Orlando, Dec. 31): LSU vs. Louisville (n/a)

TaxSlayer Bowl (Jacksonville, Fla., Dec. 31): Georgia Tech (-3.5) vs. Kentucky

Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl (Atlanta, Dec. 31): Washington vs. Alabama (-17)

PlayStation Fiesta Bowl (Glendale, Ariz., Dec. 31): Ohio State (-3) vs. Clemson

Outback Bowl (Tampa, Fla., Jan. 2): Florida (-2.5) vs. Iowa

Goodyear Cotton Bowl (Arlington, Texas, Jan. 2): Western Michigan vs. Wisconsin (-7.5)

Rose Bowl Game (Pasadena, Calif., Jan. 2): USC (-7) vs. Penn State

Allstate Sugar Bowl (New Orleans, Jan. 2): Auburn vs. Oklahoma (-4)

CFP National Championship (Tampa, Fla., Jan. 9): Peach Bowl winner vs. Fiesta Bowl winner

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

BOWL PICK THEM SCORE BOARDS: A WALK DOWN MEMORY "LAME"


 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

3E BOWL PICK THEM: A HISTORY LESSON

2005 - 2007
Doesn't matter, never happened.

2008
C: 22-12 (9-6)
W: 19-15 (6-9) *editor's note: 69 lol

2009
C: 18-16 (3-2)
W: 17-17 (2-3)
Worst ever winning performance. I picked all favorites, which would win most years but backfired spectacularly this time.

2010
C: 21-14 (8-4)
W: 17-18 (4-8)
what a moron

2011
C: 22-13 (8-5)
W: 19-16 (5-8)

2012
C: 26-9 (12-5)
W: 19-16 (5-12)
The gold standard of pick them performances. 9 percentage points higher than the next best showing.

2013
C: 18-17 (4-8)
W: 22-13 (8-4)
In your face! The perfect storm. My best all time showing and your worst. Booyah grandma! I attribute this to me being aimlessly unemployed.

2014
C: 23-15 (11-8)
W: 20-18 (8-11)
Order has been restored. Most ever CRISIS games.

2015
C: 26-14 (9-3)
W: 20-20 (3-9)
Highest win pct in CRISIS games.

2008 - 2015:
C: 176-110 (64-41)
W: 153-133 (41-64)

2016
How large will your victory be this time? Only time will tell! To the future... and beyond!