Thursday, December 15, 2016

THA CAPTAINZ 3E BOWL PICK THEM 2016 PIX - BE SILENT AND GET A LOAD OF THIS GARBAGE

WINNER LISTED FIRST, BECAUSE WINNERS ARE #1 BABY
CONFIDENCE POINTS ARE PRETTY CLEARLY INDICATED, YOU CAN FIGURE THIS OUT

INSTEAD OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THE GAMES I'M JUST GOING TO DO SOME FREE ASSOCIATION BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T PUT ANY THOUGHT INTO WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE GAMES

NEW MEXICO BOWL
(32) New Mexico / UTSA
lobos are not coyotes so they have shot, right

LAS VEGAS BOWL
(16) San Diego St. / Houston
Can't think of San Diego without thinking of Anchorman and all the classic quotes "hello I'm don burgundy" and "welcome to the news."

CAMELLIA BOWL
(21) Appalachian St. / Toledo
that guy with the sign. i hope he comes back and we see the sign on tv. Toledo seems like an awful place to live. I hope Toledo gets ahead and appy comes back so I can call them "blow-lead-o"

CURE BOWL
(24) UCF / Arkansas St.
now ucf now you don't. ha ha.

NEW ORLEANS BOWL
(14) UL-Lafayette / Southern Mist
which sounds more refreshing, old mist or southern mist

MIAMI BEACH BOWL
(38) Tulsa / Central Michigan
tulsa the city seems terrible, all the moreso because my cousin knew this heinous girl named tulsa

BOCA RATON BOWL
(11) Western Kentucky / Memphis
quitting my job so i can watch this and also every other game

POINSETTIA BOWL
(19) BYU / Wyoming
"I love this lamp" "thank you that concludes the newscast" just too many good quotes

IDAHO POTATO BOWL
(37) Colorado St. / Idaho
 that's a big number i have in front of this

BAHAMAS BOWL
(23) Old Dominion / Eastern Michigan
going to start the rumor that eric harris was an old dominion fan and dylan klebold was an eastern michigan fan and they did columbine because they thought they would never see their beloved football teams go toe to toe in their favorite tropical archipelago that we all know and love as the Bahamas

ARMED FORCES BOWL
(17) Navy / Louisiana Tech
don't know why i picked navy. i guess bc jessica's car has a retired navy license plate so a bunch of elderly sailors are always saluting us.

DOLLAR GENERAL BOWL
(22) Troy / Ohio
troy is the most dollar general team

HAWAII BOWL
(9) Middle Tennessee / Hawaii
tolkien's magical fantasy setting of middle tennessee

ST. PETERSBURG BOWL
(33) Mississippi St. / Miami (OH)
 everybody loves a trip to busch gardens

QUICK LANE BOWL
(3) Boston College / Maryland
this was a better rivalry than texas/tamu or kansas/missouri. glad these old sparring partners are getting back together in the motor city.

INDEPENCENCE BOWL
(15) NC State / Vanderbilt
 who's ready for some game theory or whatever

FART OF DALLAS BOWL
(18) North Texas / Army
bad pick

MILITARY BOWL
(34) Temple / Wank Forest
the best thing about the military? the troops, baby

HOLIDAY BOWL
(6) Washington St. / Minnesota
"that got out of hand in a hurry" "this scotch is fantastic" I could go on and on

CACTUS BOWL
(7) Boise St. / Baylor
chop open a cactus to drink the life saving water within *record scratch* that's actually a myth perpetrated by cartoons and also a book i had when i was a kid

PINSTRIPE BOWL
(29) Pittsburgh / Northwestern
to whom the hell did pitt lose this year? they beat the only good acc team they played. the answer is va tech, miami, unc, and oklahoma state whom i forgot they played. 

RUSSELL ATHLETIC BOWL
(5) West Virginia / Miami (FL)
i labored over this pick, labored like a common laborer

FOSTER FARMS BOWL
(30) Utah / Indiana
 is this in san francisco, i want to go to san francisco

TEXAS BOWL
(4) Kansas St. / Texas A+M
this is wrong

BIRMINGHAM BOWL
(35) USF / South Carolina
remember when pitt played in the bham bowl like 4 straight times under 3 or 4 different coaches. that was funny as hell. now muschamp has been there 3 straight years with 3 different teams. that's less funny than hell because auburn was involved

BELK BOWL
(28) Virginia Tech / Arkansas
time to "belk" up with the belk bowl

ALAMO BOWL
(10) Oklahoma St. / Colorado
this could be fun i guess. soapy loofa and the buffs vs a big mullet man. 

LIBERTY BOWL
(36) Georgia / TCU
there was a red white and blue beanie baby bear and his name was li-bear-ty.

SUN BOWL
(31) Samford / North Carolina
not actually samford

MUSIC CITY BOWL
(1) Nebraska / Tennessee
how the hell do you pick any tennessee game

ARIZONA BOWL
(25) Air Force / South Alabama
 Air Force should be called Airfy or something

ORANGE BOWL
(27) Michigan / Florida
jim hard balls vs jim macklewang

CITRUS BOWL
(26) LSU / Louisville
heisman curse

TAXSLAYER BOWL
(8) Kentucky / Georgia Tech
dumb pick

PEACH BOWL
(40) Alabama / Warshington
 maybe washington will win

FIESTA BOWL
(13) A Ohio St. / Clemson
 congratulations on two great seasons, dickbags

OUTBACK BOWL
(2) Iowa / Florida
everybody loves a trip to busch gardens

COTTON BOWL
(20) Wisconsin / Western Michigan
very hard to write 40 things

ROSE BOWL
(12) USC / Penn St.
pun state. ha ha

SUGAR BOWL
(39) Oklahoma / Auburn
should have been georgia

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