week zero result

 wow this is wild

cell phone user: 0-1 (0-1)

giant moron who still uses one of those bag phones and also he eats aluminum foil because he doesn't know how else to get it off of the hot pocket that he microwaved with aluminum foil wrapped around it: 1-0 (1-0)

{v}

we got all our money, baby

Let's say that the Vandy game last week was a very early Week One game, so this is still Week One

Here are some lines and such. There are a couple of pretty good games, or potentially good games. The pick them is a lot easier to do when the conference schedule begins.

Ball State (+3300) at Tennessee (-35.5, -10000) (T:68)

La. Tech (+700) at Missouri (-19.5, -1200) (T:60.5)

Oregon (+550) vs Georgia (-17.5, -900) (T:53)

Cincinnati (+190) at Arkansas (-6, -250) (T:52.5)

Troy (+1000) at Old Mist (-22.5, -2000) (T:57.5)

Utah (-3, -140) at Florida (+115) (T:51)

Miami (OH!) (+550) at Kentucky (-16.5, -800) (T:54)

Utah State (+5000) at Alabama (-41.5, -10000) (T:62.5)

Memphis (+450) at Mississippi State (-15, -650) (T:56.5)

Georgia St. (+340) at South Carolina (-12.5, -450) (T:57)

Florida State (+125) vs LSU (-3, -155) (T:51.5)

The lineless: Sam Houston State at TAMU; Mercer at Auburn; Elon at Vanderbilt

FRANTIC

forgot about this until just now (4:30). putting a lot of thought into it.

Vanderbilt -8

seems fine.

Week zero, get with a hero, etc etc

Wow! The Pick Them is so easy this year!

Vanderbilt at Hawaii (+8): Going way out there for the first week seems pretty tricky. 

it begins

Some men see things as they are, and say why. I dream of things that never were, and say why not.

- Robert Kennedy

Get money, get paid, get that bread, get laid
- tha Captain

As per usual, pix are due Thursday at 5:00 pm. This year's got an appetizer:

Vanderbilt (-8) at Hawaii (T 53.5)

{v}{v}{v} THE NICE BOOKIE {v}{v}{v}

Also as per usual, the participants will bet at least 25% of their COVIDBUX bankroll each week, starting next week. The bankroll resets to:

A sophisticated fellow with a certain savoir faire : {v}1000

The guy who still loses every game of four square: {v}1000

AFRICA BUT IT'S ALL STAR BUT IT'S WONDERWALL

I been up since six makin' hits like tennis

That's actually the guy, this isn't a Funny Music Video thing. I love him.

dance, monkey