really not feeling good. hopefully that means i mess this up very badly.
Old Mist -2.5
Arkansas -3
Florida +9.5
Georgia Tech +38.5
Clemson -14.5
Kentucky -3.5
Auburn +21.5
LSU -10
Tennessee -14
{v} let's make it a little interesting, maybe
1. {v}273.65 on Georgia -30000 to win {v}0.91.
2. {v}68.17 on Caddy +1053 to win {v}717.83.
Meaning, of course, it's time to convert to Catholicism.
Mississippi State (+2.5) at Old Mist: I'm willing to believe that Old Mist is distracted. Finally off the Old Mist train, so they'll probably win by 35.
Arkansas (-3) at Missouri: Seems low
Florida at Florida State (-9.5): Florida has lost my approval
Georgia Tech at Georgia (-38.5): No
South Carolina at Clemson (-14.5): Tennessee losing did a lot for playoff hopefuls trying to get their team serious about a rival
Louisville (+3.5) at Kentucky: kind of funny vibes in this one
Auburn (+21.5) at Alabama: Believing
LSU (-10) at TAMU: It looks like I may be wrong about how well Brian Kelly was going to fit in at LSU.
Tennessee (-14) at Vanderbilt: who cares
{v}{v}{v}
GIMME {v}655.39 on Auburn covering (-21.5), to win {v}595.81
delightful
stranger things: 3-4 (43-44-1); {v}655.39
a different tv show, i don't care: 4-3 (49-38-1); {v}1,367.26
Florida (-14) at Vanderbilt: foolish
UMass at TAMU (-33.5): It's easy to imagine Jimbo trying to run it up big in this game to prove he can still coach offense. This is an insultingly low over/under that I very nearly bet under.
Georgia at Kentucky (+22.5): seems like a lot
Western Kentucky at Auburn (-5.5): We're in full I BELIEVE mode
Tennessee (-21.5) at South Carolina: Hypothesis: Tennessee wants to lay on every point, to look good for the potential playoff spot.
Old Mist (-2.5) at Arkansas: Most Old Mist lines look wrong to me this year, and then I'm usually the idiot. I refuse to learn anything from this fact.
UAB at Lsu (-14.5): Looks like I am mostly picking favorites, that's fine
{v}N{v}I{v}C{v}E{v}
Gimme {v}249.70 on Old Mist covering (-2.5), to win {v}227
SoCon Saturday etc etc
Florida (-14, -623) at Vanderbilt (+445) (T:57.5)
UMass (+4000) at TAMU (-33.5, -30000) (T:47.5)
Georgia (-22.5, -2565) at Kentucky (+1143) (T:49.5)
Western Kentucky (+181) at Auburn (-5.5, -221) (T:52.5)
Tennessee (-21.5, -2109) at South Carolina (+1039) (T:66)
Old Mist (-2.5, -135) at Arkansas (+113) (T:60.5)
UAB (+454) at Lsu (-14.5, -638) (T:52.5)
it was easy because i am so familiar with it.
white claw: 4-2-1 (40-40-1), {v}905.09
the aldi kind (gross): 3-3-1 (45-35-1), {941.32}
Missouri at Tennessee (-20.5): tough to care
Vanderbilt at Kentucky (-17.5): Vanderbilt is Not Good.
LSU (-3) at Arkansas: I would say "letdown" except Arkansas lost to Liberty last week.
Alabama at Old Mist (+11.5): too good to be true but I hope
South Carolina (+7.5) at Florida: It's hard to get a handle on Florida this year, probably because I haven't watched them much and hate them, but it seems like a reasonable guess that they're also Not Good, though not to the extent Vandy (see above) is not good.
Georgia (-16.5) at Mississippi State: Only good scenario left in college football is Georgia getting upset in some random remaining game (not going to happen), then losing to a two-loss SEC West champion (also not going to happen), and the SEC gets left out of the playoffs entirely (also too not going to happen).
TAMU at Auburn (-1.5): lol
{v}{v}{v}{v}THENICEBOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}
I hope I lose the Georgia bet and lose the pick them, it will be worth it
Gimme {v}50 on Old Mist covering (+11.5), to win {v}45.45
Gimme {v}425 on Georgia straight up (-850), to win {v}50
Stranger Things is a show about strangers.
Tennessee -20.5
Kentucky -17.5
LSU -3
Alabama -11.5
Florida -7.5
Georgia -16.5
TAMU +1.5
{v}
1. {v}223.32 on Alabama -465 to win {v}48.03
You guessed it: lines
Missouri Loves Company (+890) at Tennessee (-20.5, -1700) T:56.5
Vanderbilt (+170) at Kentucky (-17.5, -1250) T:48.5
LSU (-3, -164) at Arkansas (+136) T:63.5
Alabama (-11.5, -465) at Old Mist (+350) T:63.5
South Carolina (+250) at Florida (-7.5, -315) T:58.5
Georgia (-16.5, -850) at Mississippi State (+570) T:53.5
TAMU (+100) at Auburn (-1.5, -120) T:48.5
... tryin to convine folks i'm swac. ain't workin.
Not SWAC: 4-3, (36-38); {v}809.64
Definitely not SWAC: 5-2 (42-32); {v}893.65
The nice bookie is not paying out {v}85 on a {v}20 spread bet so I fixed that for you. cheater.
Florida +3.5
Kentucky -1.5
Tennessee +8
Li-Bear-Ty +13.5
Alabama -13
South Carolina -7
Auburn +13.5
{v}
1. {v}255.59 on Alabama -500 to win {v}51.12
2. {v}42.17 on Auburn +425 to win {v}179.22
Florida at TAMU (-3.5): Not sure why I feel like it's impossible TAMU will lose this many in a row, but many things once seemed impossible.
Kentucky (-1.5) at Missouri: Funny and insulting line to Kentucky, though they are a team that seems to be in decline.
Tennessee (+8) at Georgia: I believe
Liberty Bear (+13.5) at Arkansas: sure
Alabama (-13) at Lsu: I'd like to think I am wrong, but as much as people talk about how scary Baton Rouge is blah blah blah, it seems like Alabama goes down there and sets a freshman rushing record or something every few years.
South Carolina (-7) at Vanderbilt: another vaguely insulting line. Just realized I picked mostly road teams.
Auburn (+13.5) at Mississippi State: the bad man is gone
{v}{v}{v}
Gimme {v}50 on Liberty-Arkansas going over 64, to win {v}45.45
Gimme {v}120 on Alabama straight up (-500), to win {v}24
Gimme {v}20 on South Carolina-Vanderbilt going over 48.5, to win {v}18.18
Gimme {v}20 on Auburn covering +13.5, to win {v}85
Florida (+140) at TAMU (-3.5, -165) T:54.5
Kentucky (-1.5, -125) at Missouri (+105) T:41.5
Tennessee (+240) at Georgia (-8, -290) T:66
Liberty Bear (+360) at Arkansas (-13.5, -450) T:64
Alabama (-13, -500) at Lsu (+380) T:58
South Carolina (-7, -275) at Vanderbilt (+225) T:48.5
Auburn (+425) at Mississippi State (-13.5, -550) T:52
