3E approves

....OF INDIAN FOOD NOT TRAFFIC



LAWL

Friday links

Boxcar2D is pretty cool. There has to be a math or science teaching moment in there.

The Diving Board "is a Panel of football fans that have set out to instill awareness of the simulation and diving that inevitably occurs during most football matches."

my morning commute

Crash test wars

Hmm

513.32

That's how much (in US dollars) Tha Captain spent on his schooner, the SS Cunt-Thumper, today. I would be so good at twitter.

Chrysler, we hardly knew ye

"a great homage to an (Gerald!) Ford era of spectacularly diminished expecations, as the narration emphasizes the benefits of settling for less in a high-inflation, high-unemployment, high-interest-rate America" -- Nick Gillespie

STRAIGHT CRASH, HOMEY.

Tha Captain doesn't follow NASCAR as fervently as he once did, but today is Talladega. Drink from the chalice of destruction and enjoy the Old Alabama Speedplant's greatest hits.

If this doesn't make you giggle, you are a soulless robot and we have nothing in common.

Plus, I think King of the Hill might be funny if it had Phil Hartman's voice in it. Honest to God, KING OF THE HILL!

Insider info

With the bailout coming, I talked to a guy in the know regarding the problem with American automobiles. Here's what he said:

Yeah, I mean over the phone, yeah. He says that it sounded like my hobbit that turns the crank case is depressed and needs therapy. We need get us a new hobbit. They's from the land beyond time. Land beyond time is also gonna hook us up with a unicorn for the radiator. I ain't even gonna tell ya about that haunted air conditioner. Plus, the air filter? That's made of plutonium. That's gonna involve Superman, so ... ya know, plus shipping from Krypton. And the cow ... jumped over the moon.

Funny cause it's true