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With the bailout coming, I talked to a guy in the know regarding the problem with American automobiles. Here's what he said:

Yeah, I mean over the phone, yeah. He says that it sounded like my hobbit that turns the crank case is depressed and needs therapy. We need get us a new hobbit. They's from the land beyond time. Land beyond time is also gonna hook us up with a unicorn for the radiator. I ain't even gonna tell ya about that haunted air conditioner. Plus, the air filter? That's made of plutonium. That's gonna involve Superman, so ... ya know, plus shipping from Krypton. And the cow ... jumped over the moon.