With 94 percent of precincts reporting, we are ready to make the projection...

... still not SWAC.

Eufaula's Finest: 2-3 (32-35), {v}943.28

Can't think of anything: 3-2 (37-30), {v}1,191.05

no thought just pickz

Arkansas at Auburn (+3.5)

Florida (+23) vs Georgia

Missouri at South Carolina (-4)

Kentucky (+13) at Tennessee 

Old Mist (-2.5) at TAMU

{v}A NICE BOOKIE{v}

GIMME {v}200 on Tennessee straight up (-450), to win {v}44.44

GIMME {v}200 on Georgia straight up (-2000), to win {v}10

GIMME {v}10 on Old Mist straight up (-140), to win {v}7.14

Coffee? Now that's a mean bean, baby.

Doing this nice and early so I make a lot of stupid picks and lose.

Arkansas -3.5

Florida +23

South Carolina -4

Tennessee -13

TAMU +2.5

{v}

1. 294.09 on Georgia -2000 to win a measly {v}14.70

Week Nine-Nine-Nine (RIP Herman Cain)

Herman Cain went to a "we don't need to stop Covid-19" rally, got Covid-19, and died. Rest in Power.

Arkansas (-3.5, -165) at Auburn (+140) (T:61)

Florida (+1100) vs Georgia (-23, -2000) (T:56.5)

Missouri (+170) at South Carolina (-4, -200) (T:47.5)

Kentucky (+360) at Tennessee (-13, -450) (T:63)

Old Mist (-2.5, -140) at TAMU (+120) (T:55)

happy birthday blog

She's fourteen. Soon, she'll be getting fingerbanged at the movies. #proud

Auburn is going to hire Jimbo

Nope. Still not SWAC.

Auburn is going to hire Deion: 2-2 (30-32); {v}881.70

Auburn is going to hire Hugh Freeze: 2-2 (34-28); {v}1,176.35

The Noble Eightfold Path, taught to use by the Buddha, refers to Week 8 picks

Old Mist (+1.5) at Lsu: Surprising line imho

Vanderbilt at Missouri (-14): raucous 

Mississippi State at Alabama (-21): they mad

TAMU at South Carolina (+3.5) cocks

{v}{v}{v} How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Nice Bookie {v}{v}{v}

GIMME {v}49.52 on Old Mist straight up (+105) to win {v}52

GIMME {v}252 on Alabama straight up (-1800) to win {v}14

GIMME {v}104.50 on Missouri straight up (-550) to win {v}19

Four games... four horsemen of the apocalypse... this canNOT be a coincidence

Old Mist +1.5

Vanderbilt +14

Alabama -21

TAMU -3.5

{v}

1. {v} 1,080.00 on Alabama -1800 to win {v}60.00

Weik Eeght

Light schedule this week!

Old Mist (+105) at Lsu (-1.5, -125) (T: 66.5)

Vanderbilt (+425) at Missouri (-14, -550) (T: 52.5)

Mississippi State (+1000) at Alabama (-21, -1800) (T: 62)

TAMU (-3.5, -175) at South Carolina (+150) (T: 44.5)

*to the tune of rocky top* blog blog blog blog blog blog blogblogblog

Clearly, we ain't SWAC.

Swimming in Doubloons: 1-5 (28-30); {v}898.22

Soiling his Pantaloons: 2-4 (32-26); {v}1,116.35

get their corn from a jar

The Tennessee Volunteers (oh, how I hate them) losing streak to Alabama was older than this humble blog.

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top

Down in the Tennessee hills

Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top

Ain't no telephone bills

Once I had a girl on Rocky Top

Half bear, other half cat

Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop

I still dream about that

Rocky Top, you'll always be

Home sweet home to me

Good ol' Rocky Top

Rocky Top, Tennessee

Rocky Top, Tennessee

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top

Lookin' for a moonshine still

Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top

Reckon they never will

Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top

Dirt's too rocky by far

That's why all the folks on Rocky Top

Get their corn from a jar

Rocky Top, you'll always be

Home sweet home to me

Good ol' Rocky Top

Rocky Top, Tennessee

Rocky Top, Tennessee

I've had years of cramped-up city life

Trapped like a duck in a pen

All I know is it's a pity life

Can't be simple again

Rocky Top, you'll always be

Home sweet home to me

Good ol' Rocky Top

Rocky Top, Tennessee

Rocky Top, Tennessee

Rocky Top, Tennessee

Seventh Heaven (is probably a reference I made before)

 Auburn at Old Mist (-14.5): lol. lmao.

Alabama (-7) at Tennessee: don't get your hopes up, idiots

Vanderbilt (+38) at Georgia: wrong

Arkansas (-1.5) at BYU: tough pick

LSU at Florida (-2.5): also tough, going with the home team.

Mississippi State (-6.5) at Kentucky: funny that Auburn is going to lose to both Mississippi teams this year

{v}{v}{v}

Now that I am out of debt, time to lose money again.

Gimme {v}129.80 on Mississippi State at Kentucky going over (T:46.5), to win {v}118

Gimme {v}129.80 on Old Mist straight up (-650), to win {v}118

I wonder how Mr. Steven is doing

These are not to be second-guessed.

Old Mist -14.5

Alabama -7

Vanderbilt +38

BYU +1.5

LSU +2.5

Kentucky +6.5

{v} 

this seems fine to me

1. {v}268.75 on Old Moist -650 to win {v}41.35

Week 7? That doesn't sound right

Auburn (+475) at Old Mist (-14.5 -650) (T:54)

Alabama (-7 -270) at Tennessee (+220) (T:65)

Vanderbilt (n/a) at Georgia (-38 n/a) (T:58.5)

Arkansas (-1.5 -120) at BYU (even) (T:66.5)

LSU (+115) at Florida (-2.5 -135) (T:51.5)

Mississippi State (-6.5 -250) at Kentucky (+210) (T:46.5)

whole lotta dwindling going on (i am talking about my leads)

 A beautiful fall afternoon in upstate New York picking apples: 4-3 (27-25), {v}1,008.05

The new hellraiser movie: 2-5 (30-22), {v}1,075.00

mr steven is awake now and he says he would like chik fil a

mr steven wakes up hungry

Arkansas +8

Florida -11

LSU +3

Auburn +30 oh no

Old Mist -18

Kentucky -10.5

TAMU +24 oh god

{v}

1. {v}442.86 on Alabama -2000 to win {v}22.14

2. {v}57.14 on Arkansas +250 to win {v}142.86 (it should actually be 142.85 but this bookie... he's very nice and he likes things to come out to round numbers)

(yelling as loud as I can) IT'S WEEK SIX

Arkansas at Mississippi State (-8): I think this line is dropping, but I'm impressed with Mississippi State so far.

Missouri (+11) at Florida: Two teams I don't trust
Tennessee (-3) at LSU: LSU got lucky to beat Auburn, the worst thing I can say about a team
Auburn (+30) at Georgia: Auburn is a garbage team but that's a lot of points
Old Mist (-18) at Vanderbilt: I'd take Old Mist at -24
Sakerlina at Kentucky (-10.5): Guessing they're mad
TAMU at Alabama (-24): Guessing they're mad

{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}A NICE BOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}

Gimme {v}300 on Old Mist straight up (-900), to win {v}33.33

Gimme {v}25 on Tennesse to cover (-3), to win {v}22.73

Gimme {v}22.73 on Alabama to cover (-24), to win {v}20.66

Week The Smallest Perfect Number

Since I have not been consistent with sourcing, I will note: these lines etc come from TheScore app.

Arkansas (+250) at Mississippi State (-8, -300) T:62
Missouri (+360) at Florida (-11 -450) T:55
Tennessee (-3, -145) at LSU (+125) T:64
Auburn (+2500) at Georgia (-30, -7500) T:49
Old Mist (-18, -900) at Vanderbilt (+600) T:62
Sakerlina (+340) at Kentucky (-10.5, -425) T:49.5
TAMU (+1100) at Alabama (-24, -2000) T:51

W5R

can't think of any creative names, i have some kind of stomach virus or something

Charles: 1-4 (23-22), {v}974.72

Tha Captain: 3-2 (28-17), {v}1,110.00