wow week five season's really flying by huh

Old Mist -6.5

Alabama -17.5

TAMU +4

Auburn +8

Mizzou +28

{v}

This is cheating.

1. {v}672.99 on Mississippi St. -154 to win {v}437.01

2. {v}427.01 on TAMU +160 to win {v}683.22

I wish there was a Five Guys here

Kentucky at Old Mist (-6.5): an established Lane Believer

Alabama at Arkansas (+17.5): Seem like a lot of points for what might be a slog of a game

TAMU at Mississippi State (-4): Who cares

LSU (-8) at Auburn : Auburn has not covered in a single game this year. Going for the reverse letdown. 

Georgia (-28): Missouri is a dumb team of bad players. I am going to feel stupid for not betting the over on a game that's going to be like 63-28.

{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}THE NICE BOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}

I got {v}931.49. Is this the week I finally get back into the black? Probably not! 

Gimme {v}100 on Old Mist straight up (-227), to win {v}44.05

Gimme {v}32.87 on LSU-Auburn going over (T:45.5), to win {v}29.88

Gimme {v}100 on LSU straight up (-312), to win {v}32.05

Week I Got Five On It Lines

Week Five does not have that many games with lines.

Kentucky (+210) at Old Mist (-6.5, -227) (T:54.5)

Alabama (-17.5, -769) at Arkansas (+600) (T:61.5)

TAMU (+160) at Mississippi State (-4, -154) (T:45.5)

LSU (-8, -312) at Auburn (+290) (T:45.5)

Georgia (-28, -5000) at Missouri (+2000) (T:54.5)

Week Four Re-Sults clap clap clapclapclap

Charles: 4-6 (22-18), {v}931.49

Tha Captain: 8-2 (25-15), {v}1,100.00

unbelievable i stole an extra day and still forgot until the last minute

just calling it like it see it right at this moment

Mississippi St. -29

Kent St. +46

Mizzou +7

Florida +10.5

Old Mist -21

Northern Illinois +25

TAMU -2.5

Alabama -40.5

South Carolina -22

LSU -30

{v}

had to to plug this in to THA CAPTAINZ SPECIAL

1. {v}212.75 on Old Mist -1111 to win {v}19.15

2. {v}76.62 on Mizzou +230 to win {v}176.22

not ashamed to admit that I made some picks

In a hurry today!

Bowling Green at Mississippi State (-29): Declined

Kent State  at Georgia (-46): going to be a truly miserable football season

Missouri at Auburn (-7): good heavens I'm stupid

Florida at Tennessee (-10.5): I'm just about ready to become a Tennessee believer

Tulsa at Old Mist (-21): I'm also about to become an Old Mist believer

Northern Illinois at Kentucky (-25): No, Illinois! let me down last time

Arkansas (+2.5) at TAMU: Feels like a dumb pick

Vanderbilt (-40.5) at Alabama: Another dumb one

Bad Charlotte  at South Carolina (-22): cocks

New Mexico at LSU (-30): Time for Kelly to reassure the restless natives by beating a team from a state that shouldn't even exist

{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}

Let's get {v}904.50 up slightly higher. Clawing back. 

Gimmer {v}10.00 on Arkansas straight up (+120), to win {v}12.00

Gimme {v}50.00 on Tennessee straight up (-345), to win {v}14.49

Gimme {v}250.00 on Old Mist straight up (-1111), to win {v}22.50

Week 4 lines apparently

Fun fact: for Week Four, every home team is a favorite, something that has never happened for an SEC football week before.

Bowling Green (+2500) at Mississippi State (-29, -10000) (T: 52.5)

Kent State  (+5000) at Georgia (-46, -10000) (T: 63)

Missouri (+230)  at Auburn (-7, -270) (T: 51)

Florida (+320) at Tennessee (-10.5, -345) (T: 62.5)

Tulsa (+900) at Old Mist (-21, -1111) (T: 65.5)

Northern Illinois (+1700) at Kentucky (-25, -3333) (T: 53.5)

Arkansas (+120) at TAMU (-2.5, -128) (T: 48.5)

Vanderbilt (+5000) at Alabama (-40.5, -10000) (T: 59)

Bad Charlotte (+1280) at South Carolina (-22, -1250) (T: 69.5)

New Mexico (+2800) at LSU (-30, -5000) (T: 45.5)

*screaming stupidly*

 aahhh

Big Guy with a Plan: 6-3 (18-12); {v}904.50

Ignoring the Weather Advice of James Spann: 7-2 (17-13); {v}1157.47

cool Tom's Diner (Tim's Doner would be a good name for a cover band) cover

ok making progress it was 3:50 when i remembered to do this today

Georgia -24

Penn St. -3

Vanderbilt +3  i still belieVe

Alabama -48.5  why not

Old Mist -15.5

LSU +2.5

Akron +47.5

Florida -24.5

TAMU -5

{v}

1. {v}133.93 on Georgia -2000 to win {v}6.70.

2. {v}119.20 on LSU +116 to win {v}138.27

Week Threediocre

Georgia (-24) at South Carolina: yuck!

Penn State at Auburn (+3): You can purchase my new book, Bet To Lose, at airport bookstores everywhere

Vanderbilt at Northern Illinois (-3): I still instinctively assume that Michael Turner, who was born before I was and played his last NFL season in 2012, is still playing at Northern Illinois.

La-Mo at Alabama (-48.5): I guess the assumption is that Alabama will be mad, sure

Old Mist (-15.5) at Georgia Tech: Is this really low? Am I an idiot? I thought they were about to fire Goff Ceollins.

Mississississippi St at LSU (+2.5): Let's see what Krian Belly (a name I just made up as a nickname for LSU head football coach Brian Kelly) can do

Akron (+47.5) at Tennessee: That's a lot of points. 

South Florida (+24.5) at Florida: Not sold on Florida

Miami at TAMU (-5): don't care, hope they lose

{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}812.67{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}

That's right I've got {v}812.67. 

Gimme {v}80 on Old Mist to cover 15.5 at Georgia Tech, to win {v}72.73

Gimme {v}10 on LSU to win straight up (+116) vs Mississippi State, to win {v}11.60

Gimme {v}150 on Georgia to win straight up (-2000) at South Carolina, to win {v}7.50

Week Three(E) lines

Georgia (-24, -2000) at South Carolina (+1450) (T:52)

Penn State (-3, -150) at Auburn (+130) (T:47)

Vanderbilt (+128) at Northern Illinois (-3, -135) (T:58.5)

La-Mo (+5000) at Alabama (-48.5, -10000) (T:60.5)

Old Mist (-15.5, -625) at Georgia Tech (+500) (T:63.5)

Mississississippi St (-2.5, -120) at LSU (+116) (T: 53)

Akron (+5000) at Tennessee (-47.5, 10000) (T: 66)

South Florida (+1550) at Florida (-24.5, -2000) (T: 59)

Miami (+190) at TAMU (-5, -250) (T:45)

Week Two Results: Going Great

Last Week (Overall), COVIDBUX

Better Than Ezra: 5-4 (12-9), {v}812.67

Ezra: 2-7 (10-11), {v}1,012.50

one week i'm going to remember to do this before 3:45 on thursday but actually no i'm not

Vanderbilt +10    I BELIEVE

Alabama -20

South Carolina +7.5

Mizzou +9

App St. +18.5

Pitt +6.5

Florida -6

Auburn -23

Mississippi ST. -10.5

{v}

TIME TO GRIND

GIVE ME {V}250 ON AUBURN -2000 TO WIN {V}12.5

wow some picks, cool

Week Two Picks:

Wake Forest (-10, -350) at Vanderbilt (+280) (T:64): Vanderbilt is not good. 

Alabama (-20, -1667) at Texas (+900) (T:64.5): This line opened at like 14 points and Alabama has still gotten all the picks. 

South Carolina (+270) at Arkansas (-7.5, -340) (T:53): I would take Arkansas at 10 points, I think. 

Missouri (+270) at Kansas State (-9, -340) (T:57): Missouri's not good, right

Appalachian State (+700) at TAMU (-18.5, -1000) (T:52.5): sure

Tennessee (-6.5, -240) at Pittsburg (+200) (T:66): Seems like a pick. Tennessee vs. Pittsburg is a good game to be playing, on principle.

Kentucky (+175) at Florida (-5, -213) (T:52.5): I feel like this is a stupid pick. Not changing it. 

San Jose St. (+1100) at Auburn (-23, -2000) (T:50.5): Update: no one cares

Mississippi State (-10.5, -425) at Arizona (+340) (T:59.5): This game made me recheck it again, after rechecking it before, because: why is this happening. Cannot imagine betting on this. 

{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}THE NICE BOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}

{v}861.11 to play with, which means I need to bet at least {v}215.28.

GIMME {v}75 on Arkansas straight up (-340), to win {v}22.06.

GIMME {v}75 on Alabama straight up (-1667), to win {v}4.50.

GIMME {v}75 on Auburn to cover (-23), to win {v}68.18.

Looks like they're doing another week of football. Can you believe these guys?

Wake Forest (-10, -350) at Vanderbilt (+280) (T:64)

Alabama (-20, -1667) at Texas (+900) (T:64.5)

South Carolina (+270) at Arkansas (-7.5, -340) (T:53)

Missouri (+270) at Kansas State (-9, -340) (T:57)

Appalachian State (+700) at TAMU (-18.5, -1000) (T:52.5)

Tennessee (-6.5, -240) at Pittsburg (+200) (T:66)

Kentucky (+175) at Florida (-5, -213) (T:52.5)

San Jose St. (+1100) at Auburn (-23, -2000) (T:50.5)

Mississippi State (-10.5, -425) at Arizona (+340) (T:59.5)

Unlined: Samford at Georgia; Central Arkansas at Old Mist; Southern at LSU

goodness at all the scores and what not

wow, what a week of results. my wife took my son to the store and they bought a plastic skeleton and now he wants to take it everywhere with him.

The Skeleton's Name is Narple: 7-4 (7-5)

The Guy Who Would Have Named It, Like, "Bone Idiot" Or Something: 7-4 (8-4)

{v}

Cool Guy With A Lot Of Swagger: {v}861.11

Goes To A Rolling Stones Concert And Screams For Them To Play The Maroon 5 Song "Moves Like Jagger:" {v}1000.00

more frantic nonsense

When your instincts are as honed as mine, you don't need to spend a lot of time thinking about picks.

Tennessee -35.5

Mizzou -19.5

Oregon +17.5

Cincinnati +6

Troy +22.5

Florida +3

Kentucky -16.5

Alabama -41.5

Memphis +15

South Carolina -12.5

LSU -3

{v}

I will put {v}100 on Cincinnati +190 to win {v}190.

I will also put {v}800 on Kentucky -800 to win {v}100

I will not be taking questions at this time.

Week One Is the Week Won

I'm going to pick some football games, I'm happy to do it.

Ball State at Tennessee (-35.5): Big Boy is going to try to get that offense hummin'.

La. Tech at Missouri (-19.5): 2036 SEC title game preview

Oregon (+17.5) vs Georgia: I definitely, definitely, definitely Hate This.

Cincinnati at Arkansas (-6): I think Sam and the boys got a little something for 'em.

Troy at Old Mist (-22.5): I think Lane and the boys got a little something for 'em.

Utah at Florida (+3): I read on The Internet that Utah is a slow-starting team, that's my pick.

Miami at Kentucky (-16.5): I don't like that pudgy jerk who coaches Kentucky, but he seems pretty competent. Him fighting with the basketball coach via twitter was funny. 

Utah State (+41.5) at Alabama: (Italian accent) that's a lotta da points!

Memphis at Mississippi State (-15): Revenge game maybe?

Georgia St. at South Carolina (-12.5, -450): A funny and disrespectful line that is pretty hard to pick

Florida State vs LSU (-3): family

{v} {v} {v} THE NICE BOOKIE {v} {v} {v} 

GIMME {v}100 on LSU to win straight up (-155), to win {v}64.52

GIMME {v}100 on Georgia to win straight up (-900), to win {v}11.11

GIMME {V}50 on Old Mist to cover (-22.5), to win {v}45.45