Thursday, October 27, 2016

week nyet picks

Alabama doesn't play, so no lock of the week.

Kentucky (+5.5) Utterly befuddling game. Missouri is favored, with a 2-5 record?  Kentucky is Kentucky?
Florida (-7.5) In a week I am not confident about, this would be the game I would pick as most confident
Auburn (-4.5) Can we soar with wings of eagles? Can we go to Oxford, MS, for the first time ever? Auburn seems to me a bad matchup for the boys of Alt Mist.
Tennessee (-13.5) I feel like South Carolina may not be a good football team.
New Mexico State (+43.5) I guess?

*to the tune of here come the men in black* here come the captainz pix (always going to say this from now on)


Kentucky +5.5 they will win this but lose to Austin peay and not get to a bowl

Georgia +7.5 maybe not winning, we'll have to tune in and see

Old Mist +4.5 last week taught me nothing. have fun watching this crap.

South Carolina +13.5 Tennessee dicks around and wins on a missed field goal or something stupid

New Mexico State +43.5 all dogs go to heaven (and get picked by me ha ha). this might as well be a 1AA game. One of my brother's middle/high school friends had the AIM screen name "FutureTAMU" and now I wonder if she actually went there. I hope so, I hope her screen name wasn't a lie.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Week nein nein nein

Cappy LW: 3-2-1 Overall: 27-34-2 winner winner captain's dinner
Chuck LW: 2-3-1 Overall: 31-30-2 approaching .500, mateys

Kentucky at Missouri (-5.5)
Florida (-7.5) v. Georgia
Auburn (-4.5) at All Missed
Tennessee (-13.5) at South Carolina
New Mexico State at TAMU (-43.5)

No line for Samford at Mississississippi State


Thursday, October 20, 2016

*to the tune of here come the men in black* here come tha captainz pix

the question on everyone's mind: which one will I get right?

UMass +20 the ol "can south Carolina even score that many points" logic, they probably can and will
Alabama -19 the first time I looked the line was 17 but I saw it as 7 and I laughed out loud
Mizzouri -6.5 no idea how good middle Tennessee is and I'm not going to look it up
Arkansas +10 this is still weird to me, even if I accept that auburn is actually good
Kentucky +3 I think state is a spent force
LSU -5.5 gotta keep ridin the tiger train

week 8 is enough !

Lotsa double digit margins here, fellas.

UMass (+20) South Carolina suuuuucks
Alabama (-19) never in doubt, my friends
Miss Ouri (-6.5) Vanderbilt beat Middle Tennessee by 23.
Auburn (-10) I regret this before I finished deleting "Arkansas at." Bye week maybe?
Mississippi State (-3) this line looks suspiciously low
Awl Missed (+5.5) but not winning! I expect one of those ridiculous games where somebody gets a big lead and then a big comeback and eventually LSU wins 36-35.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

week 8 wow the season's really flyin by huh

last week was certainly just another week "around the pick-off"

Cap: 1-4-1 (24-32-1) guuuuh
Char: 2-3-1 (29-27-1) great job

here they are in all their glory... they're lines, baby

UMass at South Carolina (-20)
Texas A&M at Alabama (-19)
Middle Tennessee at Mizzouri (-6.5)
Arkansas at Auburn (-10)
Mississippi State (-3) at Kentucky
Old Mist at LSU (-5.5)

"gotta pick em all!" (pokemon)

Thursday, October 13, 2016

i just can't get enough kenneth bone

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Mississippi State +7 why is Mississippi st playing road games at umass and byu ever, much less in the same season
Georgia -14 a preview of what Georgia's win over aubarn will look like
Tennessee +14 I keep doing this why do I keep doing this
Missouri +13.5 do not watch this game
Old Mist -7.5 this could be a good game but I think it will end up not close
LSU -25 coach o and the boys got something for em


BYU (-7) weird scheduling works out weird, and the travel to BYU seems to me to favor the Latter Day Saints (SaturDay Saints would be a good BYU football blog name, if it isn't already)
Georgia (-14) villainous
Alabama (-13) never in doubt, friends
Florida (-13.5) hardest pick of the week, no way I would actually bet this, and I don't think anyone else should, either.
Old Mist (-7.5) the Hogs appear overrated to me: best win is I guess double-OT against a mediocre TCU team?
Southern Mist (+25) equally the hardest pick of the week because of LSU's coaching situation.

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

week 7

ThaCap: 3-2 (23-28)
Chorles: 4-1 (27-24)

great work, Dackler

A fairly mediocre lineup this week?

Mississippi State at BYU (-7) on Friday for some reason, probably Mormons, but the closest line of the week.
Vandy at Georgia (-14)
Alabama (-13) at Tennessee
Missouri at Florida (-13.5)
Old Mist (-7.5) at Arkansas
Southern Mist at LSU (-25)

Thursday, October 06, 2016

week s(ECTURD)ix

another great week of picks from youknowwho.

LSU at Florida: My prediction is that this game will be indefinitely postponed
Auburn (-3) I believe in Auburn's kicking game.
Texas A&M (-6.5) I feel like Butch is a bad gameday coach
Kentucky (-3) when I went back to recheck my picks, I couldn't remember who Kentucky was favored over. I looked this game up and Vanderbilt's quarterback only has one eye, which is awesome.
Alabama (-13.5) there is nothing I feel more confident betting on than I do that Alabama will cover, and I will never not feel this way until they rehire one of the Mikes. I would be more likely to pick Arkansas to win straight up than to cover but not win.
South Carolina (+7) but not winning! I have very little faith in UGA but less in South Carolina, so this splits the difference. This will be an ugly game played in a dadgum hurricane. Hardest pick of the week for this guy.

pick six (six games) ha ha

"goodbye money" - me to my money if these were real bets

LSU -3

Auburn -3 hardest

Tennessee +6.5

Kentucky -3

Arkansas +13.5 why am I doing this, what made me this way

Georgia +7

Wednesday, October 05, 2016

we're like the opposite of the uconn women

Last Week
The "Tha Captain" Captain: 5-2 (20-26)
Charles "Charlie" Charlesworth: 0-7 lol (23-23)

ah but 3e isn't a brotherhood that dwells on the past... "To the future... and beyond!" (new motto)

LSU (-3) at Florida

Auburn (-3) at Missississippi State

Tennessee at Texas A&M (-6.5)

Vanderbilt at Kentucky (-3)

Alabama (-13.5) at Arkansas

Georgia (-7) at South Carolina