MARF Giveth... MARF Taketh Away

Cruel, cruel MARF.

MARF: 5-4 (47-49-2); {v}1,040.08

marf: 5-4 (56-40-2); {v}1,425.25

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but that means the all-time records are tied.

MARF: 382-353-11

marf: 382-353-11

wow.

Praying for split like a 19th-century Croatian nationalist

Old Mist at Mississippi State +11: It was close last year, right?

Missouri -7.5 at Arkansas: ok

Kentucky at Louisville -7: Kentucky seems to be falling apart.

Texas A&M +11 at LSU : Video game number guy looks to have video game numbers.

Alabama at Auburn +14.5: The amount of coping excuse making from Auburn fans about the New Mexico State loss specifically and in general Hugh Freeze, who has had a first season characterized by everything that those opposed to his hire expected, has been embarrassing as a fan base. 

Vanderbilt at Tennessee -26.5: ok

Florida State -6.5 at Florida: A drunk Florida State fan on Tuesday night told me that the back-up for Florida State is just as good as the starter was, and he then explained to me how the concept of substitutions in football works. 

Clemson -7 at South Carolina: Dabo is mad about last year. 

Georgia -24.5 at Georgia Tech: ok

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Gimme {v}150 on Clemson -300 to win {v}50

Gimme {v}148.50 on Louisville -275 to win {v}54

Napoleon... that frickin guy...

Napoleon Bone of Part.

Old Mist -11

Mizzou -7.5

Kentucky +7

LSU -11

Alabama -14.5

Tennessee -26.5

Florida St. -6.5

Clemson -7

Georgia -24.5

{v}

1. {v}228.04 on Kentucky +225 to win {v}513.09

I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things.

Old Mist -450, -11 at Mississippi State +300 T:55.5

Missouri -300, -7.5 at Arkansas +240 T:54.5

Kentucky +225 at Louisville -275, -7 T:50.5

Texas A&M +340 at LSU -450, -11 T:66.5

Alabama -700, -14.5 at Auburn +500 T:49

Vanderbilt +1400 at Tennessee -5000, -26.5 T:56.5

Florida State -275, -6.5 at Florida +225 T:50.5

Clemson -300, -7 at South Carolina +240 T:51.5

Georgia -3000, -24.5 at Georgia Tech +1200 T:60.5

we are living in a MARF-terial world

and i am a MARF-terial girl.

Madonna: 3-5 (42-45-2); {v}1,138.58

Yourdonna: 3-5 (51-36-2); {v}912.16

MARF.

What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun? One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but MARF abideth for ever.

Old Mist -37.5

Mississippi St. -14

Georgia -10.5

Auburn -23.5

Mizzou -11

Kentucky -1.5

Arkansas -29.5

LSU -30.5

Lotta minuses up there, ha ha.

{v}

1. {v}294.25 on Auburn -3000 to win {v}9.81

2. {v}9.81 on Florida +325 to win {v}31.88

the year has gone by very quickly

Louisiana-Monroe at Old Mist -37.5: That seems like a pick. 

Southern Miss +14 at Mississippi State: okay

Georgia -10.5 at Tennessee: Georgia is good again. 

New Mexico State +23.5 at Auburn: This line seems insanely high, but then Auburn has been playing really well lately. Tough. 

Florida at Missouri -11: Weird for Florida to be so mid. 

Kentucky -1.5 at South Carolina: Feels like another line I do not understand. 

Florida International +29.5 at Arkansas: piggies vs panthers

Georgia State +30.5 at LSU: These are stupid games this week

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Gimme {v}400 on Georgia -400, to win {v}100 would love to be wrong

Gimme {v}77 on Kentucky -1.5, to win {v}70

Sun Belt Saturday

Louisiana-Monroe +5000, at Old Mist -100000, -37.5 T:62.5

Southern Miss +425 at Mississippi State -600, -14 T:46.5

Georgia -400, -10.5 at Tennessee +310 T:58.5

New Mexico State +1200 at Auburn -3000, -23.5 T:48.5

Florida +325 at Missouri -450, -11 T:59.5

Kentucky -125, -1.5 at South Carolina +105 T:54.5

Florida International +3000 at Arkansas -10000, -29.5 T:51.5

Georgia State +3000 at LSU -10000, -30.5 T:71.5

MARF... You're Hearing It More and More...

MARF: 5-2 (39-40-2); {v}1,115.58

BARF: 5-2 (48-31-2); {v}1,216.22

You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say, "lol. lmao."

Alabama, -10.5 at Kentucky: Alabama is good again.

Vanderbilt at South Carolina -13.5: Vanderbilt is bad again.

Tennessee -1 at Missouri: don't know

Auburn +3 at Arkansas: Seems like an insulting line, even worse that it's probably correct.

Old Mist at Georgia -10.5: I hate this.

Florida at LSU -13.5: Florida is not good.

Mississippi State +18.5 at TAMU: lol. lmao.

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Gimme {v}100 on Auburn +125, to win {v}125

Gimme {v}250 on Alabama -450, to win {v}55.56

Gimme {v}200 on Georgia -500, to win {v}40

What is MARF? We just don't know.

MARF.

Alabama -10.5

South Carolina -13.5

Tennessee -1

Auburn +3

Georgia -10.5

LSU -13.5

Mississippi St. +18.5

{v}

MARF!

1. {v}225.70 on Alabama -450 to win {v}50.15

2 {v}50.15 on Auburn +125 to win {v}62.69

These lines are for gambling purposes only and may not be used for any entertainment value

Alabama, -450, -10.5 at Kentucky +340 T:47.5

Vanderbilt +425 at South Carolina -600, -13.5 T:58.5

Tennessee -110, -1 at Missouri -110 T:58.5 

Auburn +125 at Arkansas -150, -3 T:48

Old Mist +360 at Georgia -500, -10.5 T:58.5

Florida +450 at LSU -650, -13.5 T:63.5

Mississippi State +625 at TAMU -1000, -18.5 T:43

SWEATING

Spiderman: 6-1-1 (34-38-2); {v}895.02

Naked Spiderman: 5-2-1 (43-29-2); {v}1,103.38

Ralph Wiggum voice: I'm picking

 Arkansas +6 at Florida: I guess

Jacksonville State +15.5 at South Carolina: This is a weird line. Does RichRod have a little something for them????

UConn at Tennessee -35.5: This would be a heck of a women's college football game.

Texas A&M +at Old Mist -3: Lane hates Jimbo.

Missouri at Georgia -15.5: Georgia decided they are good now.

Auburn -12.5 at Vandy: This seems like the kind of game that Brother Hugh will use to run up the score and burnish his rep, or that Auburn will lose. 

Kentucky -3.5 at Missississippi State: Feels like I'm missing something here with this line.

LSU +135 at Alabama -165, -3 T:60.5: tahd

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Gimme {v}200 on Jacksonville State +15.5, to win {v}181.82

Gimme {v}100 on Auburn -12.5, to win {v}90.91

Take these to the bank, boys

The toilet bank, that is!

Florida -6

Jacksonville St. + 15.5  Dick Rod leads Cocks against Cocks lol

Tennessee -35.5  If it were -36 it would be a no-brainer the other way

Old Mist -3

Mizzou +15.5  Tigers. Rawr.

Vanderbilt +12.5  Recalling how in 2008 gameday went to nashville for the auburn/vandy game. Auburn lost and - in a fit of rage and stupidity - I dumped my trash can into my washing machine. They say history repeats itself. I mean, idiots say that (per Varkham Markham) but I'm the guy who dumped his trash into his own washing machine so I definitely say that.

Kentucky -3.5

Alabama -3

{v}

1. {v}164.70 on Old Mist -160 to win {v}102.93

2. {v}113.88 on TAMU +135 to win {v}153.74