Everyone agrees this is the normal Week 2 post, made at a normal time in normal times

 LW (OA): 

A Monument to America's Heroes: 4-3

A Monument to America's Zeroes: 4-3

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This week's ridiculous contests:

South Carolina +650 at Florida -1000 (-18) (T:57)

Missouri +390 at Tennessee -550 (-11) (T:48.5)

TAMU +650 at Alabama -1000 (-17) (T:52)

Old Mist +190 at Kentucky -220 (-6.5) (T:62)

Auburn +210 at UGA -250 (-6.5) (T:44.5)

LSU -1600 (-20) at Vanderbilt +900 (T:48)

Arkansas +700 at Mississippi State -1100 (-17.5) (T:70)

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COVID BOOKIE:

OH MAN THERE'S BEEN A MASS DEVALUATION OF COVIDBUX SUCH THAT 1 BILLION COVIDBUX IS NOW WORTH 1000 COVIDBUX WHOA WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED AS SUCH

BIG CAPTAIN: 750CB

LITTLE CAPTAIN: 781.25CB

Tha Captainz Week One (1) Pix: Extremely Special "What are birds? We just don't know" Edition

Foots A-Ballin!

Old Mist +14.5  It's 2008 all over again, baby.

Kentucky +7.5  It's 2009 all over again, baby.

Mississippi St. +16.5   The score will be 17-3.

Georgia -26  What on earth am I supposed to do with this?

Mizzou +27  See above.

TAMU -30.5   See above.

Tennessee -3.5   Muschamp would be fired after this season were it not for the humble disease we all know as Covet-19. Maybe he will be fired anyway. We'll just have to wait and see.

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 {v}{v}{v} (fake) money money moooneeey (fake) MONAAAAY {v}{v}{v}

1. {v}722,222,222.22 on Owl-Obama at -2600. Wins {v}27,777,777.78.

2. {v}277,777,777.78 on Owl-Kentucky at +260. Wins {v}722,222,222.22.

Mizzou/Auburn: {v}0.00

Bama/Auburn: {v}750,000,000.00

Mizzou/Kentucky: {v}1,000,000,000.00

Bama/Kentucky: {v}1,750,000,000.00

(The Knack voice): MY CORONA

BRING IT IN HARD AND BRING IT FRESH YOU SILLY DICKHOLES 

FLORIDA (-14.5) @ Old Mist FLORIDA WINS IN HELLWORLD 

 Kentucky @ AUBURN (-7.5) AUBURN BY 21 OR KENTUCKY WINS, NO IN-BETWEEN

 Mississippi St. @ lsu (-16.5) LSU LOVES HELLWORLD

 GEORGIA (-26) @ Arkansas I HATE GEORGIA SO MUCH

 ALABAMA (-27) @ Mizzou HELLWORLD

 Vanderbilt @ tamu (-30.5) JUMBO FISTER WINS AGAIN

 TENNESSEE (-3.5) @ South Carolina TENNESSEE WILL COVER BUT SC PLAYS A GOOD BALL, MUST CHIMP HAS BEEN A GOOD HIRE I THINK FOR A PROGRAM LIKE SOUTH CAROLINA

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$$$THE COVID BOOKIE 

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GIMME WHATEVER 25% OF A BILLION COVIDBUX IS ON KENTUCKY

GIMME WHATEVER 75% OF A BILLION COVIDBUX IS ON GEORGIA -2400 HOW IS THIS A LOWER MONEY LINE THAN ALABAMA-MISSOURI 

HELLWORLD

NORMAL SEASON SEC PICK OFF 2020

pretty quotidian season imo

NOT!!!!

In these wild and uncertain times, this part of the pick-off will be our rock... our unshifting firmament. You know what to do!

Florida (-14.5) @ Old Mist

Kentucky @ Auburn (-7.5)

Mississippi St. @ LSU (-16.5)

Georgia (-26) @ Arkansas

Alabama (-27) @ Mizzou

Vanderbilt @ TAMU (-30.5)

Tennessee (-3.5) @ South Carolina

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$$$ THE MONEY THING $$$ AKA THE NICE BOOKIE $$$

this part of the pick-off is going to be "xtrakrzy."

YOU START WITH ONE BILLION COVIDBUX ({v}1,000,000,000.00). EACH WEEK YOU MUST WAGER 100% OF YOUR COVIDBUX, AT LEAST 25% OF WHICH MUST BE WAGERED ON AN SEC UNDERDOG TO WIN STRAIGHT UP. NOTHING IS SACRED AND WE ARE NOT GUARANTEED TOMORROW. HELL WORLD IS REAL. WELCOME TO HELL WORLD.

 

Papa said, "Chill" but the brother keep winking