Everyone agrees this is the normal Week 2 post, made at a normal time in normal times

 LW (OA): 

A Monument to America's Heroes: 4-3

A Monument to America's Zeroes: 4-3

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This week's ridiculous contests:

South Carolina +650 at Florida -1000 (-18) (T:57)

Missouri +390 at Tennessee -550 (-11) (T:48.5)

TAMU +650 at Alabama -1000 (-17) (T:52)

Old Mist +190 at Kentucky -220 (-6.5) (T:62)

Auburn +210 at UGA -250 (-6.5) (T:44.5)

LSU -1600 (-20) at Vanderbilt +900 (T:48)

Arkansas +700 at Mississippi State -1100 (-17.5) (T:70)

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