Tha Captainz Week One (1) Pix: Extremely Special "What are birds? We just don't know" Edition

Foots A-Ballin!

Old Mist +14.5  It's 2008 all over again, baby.

Kentucky +7.5  It's 2009 all over again, baby.

Mississippi St. +16.5   The score will be 17-3.

Georgia -26  What on earth am I supposed to do with this?

Mizzou +27  See above.

TAMU -30.5   See above.

Tennessee -3.5   Muschamp would be fired after this season were it not for the humble disease we all know as Covet-19. Maybe he will be fired anyway. We'll just have to wait and see.

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 {v}{v}{v} (fake) money money moooneeey (fake) MONAAAAY {v}{v}{v}

1. {v}722,222,222.22 on Owl-Obama at -2600. Wins {v}27,777,777.78.

2. {v}277,777,777.78 on Owl-Kentucky at +260. Wins {v}722,222,222.22.

Mizzou/Auburn: {v}0.00

Bama/Auburn: {v}750,000,000.00

Mizzou/Kentucky: {v}1,000,000,000.00

Bama/Kentucky: {v}1,750,000,000.00