SPOOKY Picks

Mizzou (-16) vs Vanderbilt: Vanderbilt is very bad. Uh, bad at being Vampires (spooky).

Georgia vs Florida (+14.5): just got a feeling you know? A spooky feeling (spooky).

Old Mist vs Auburn (-2.5): I think Auburn being at home is the difference here, a very scary place to play (spooky).

Kentucky (-1.5) vs Mississippi St.: Seems like a pick ... a spooky (spooky) pick.

{v}{v}{v}

I have {v}102.22 to turn into {v}900 more. Going to start small. 

Gimme {v}2.22 on Florida +440, to win {v}9.77

Gimme {v}25 on Missouri -800, to win {v}3.13

Tha Captainz Pix Week 9: My Son Dresses Like A Dork And I Am Here For It Edition

Oh, right. Spooky Season.

Mizzou -16  ghosts

Georgia -14.5  ghouls

Auburn  -2.5  haunted cemeteries

Kentucky  -1.5  regular cemeteries

oooOOOOooo

{v}{v}{v}

1. {v}46.00 on Old Mist +120 to win {v}55.20.

2. {v}40.00 on Georgia -645 to win {v}6.20.

Week 9: 4 More Games

Last year's wackadoo season was the first time we had ever had as few as 4 pickable games in a real week. Now it's happened twice in a row in this absolutely normal, non-wackadoo season. 

I'm not looking it up but I don't think they've usually clumped the bye weeks like this. All but three teams have been off in either Week 8 or 9. It also seems like more teams got all of their non-conference (non-con) games out of the way early? This is three straight weeks without a pickable non-con (non-conference) game. Before last season (wackadoo), we had never even had two consecutive weeks like that.

Well anyway, have at it.

Sturdy: 3-1 (37-27)

Turdy: 2-2 (34-30)

Mizzou (-16, -800) vs Vanderbilt (+525) (T:63)

Georgia (-14.5, -645) vs Florida (+440) (T:50.5)

Old Mist (+120) vs Auburn (-2.5, -140 truly testing my commitment to the picking Auburn bit) (T:66)

Kentucky (-1.5, -130) vs Mississippi St. (+110) (T:47)

{v}{v}{v}

Handsome: {v}102.22

Handsy: {v}341.66

Tha Captainz Week 8 Pix: Thinking about timecube again

Four games can only mean one thing: i am thinking of timecube. not elaborating.

LSU +9.5  See I told you he could circle the wagons. I think "Coach O" is going to be roaming the sidelines of Tiger Stadium for years and years to come!

Vanderbilt +21  Being almost as good as South Carolina means Vanderbilt are much better than I thought they were.

Alabama -25  This is finally it. This is the year Alabama beats Tennessee.

TAMU -21  Being almost as bad as Vanderbilt means South Carolina are much worse than I thought they were.

{v}{v}{v}

1. Once again, I'm counting on you jumbo. {v}85.00 on TAMU -1700 to win {v}5.00.

Big 8 Picks

 LSU (+9.5) at Old Mist: Rally round the Corch

Missississippi State (-21) at Vanderbilt: bad team

Tennessee (+1500) at Alabama (-25): seems like a lot but Tennessee is failing apart

South Carolina at TAMU (-21): TAMU is good now

{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}A NICE BOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}

Working with {v}110 yikes!!

Gimme {v}10 on LSU +290, to win {v}29.

Gimme {v}100 on Alabama (-4500) vs Tennessee, to win {v}2.22

Week 8(0s rap music collection)

TOTALS:

Like Slick Rick and Too Short combined: 4-3 (32-28)

Short Dick and Slick Toots: 5-2 (34-26)

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It's a very light schedule this week, so let's take a walk down memory lane. 

LSU (+290) at Old Mist (-9.5 -350) (T:76) Doug E. Fresh - The Show

Missississippi State (-21 -1600) at Vanderbilt (+900) (T:51) Schoolly D - PSK What Does It Mean?

Tennessee (+1500) at Alabama (-25 -4500) (T:67.5) Public Enemy - Fight the Power  

South Carolina (+900) at TAMU (-21 -1700) (T:45) Big Daddy Kane - Set It Off

{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}A NICE BOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}{v}

As stylish as Doug E. Fresh: {v}336.66

Wearing knock off Adidas track suit: {v}110

Tha Captainz Pix: Very Wrong Edition

Wrong.

Auburn +3.5  This is a great bit.

LSU +10  You can't spell "Circle the WagOns" without an O (Coach O, that is!).

Mizzou +9  Sorry Jumbo.

Kentucky +23.5  Wow is my "minus" key broken or something lol.

South Carolina -18.5  No, it's fine.

Alabama -17.5  Literally didn't see what happened last week so - for me - it didn't happen.

Tennessee +3  The only Ten-I-See? I'm going to do the thing again where I pretend that I put this here as a placeholder with the intention of revisiting it with a good joke. But, honestly, the best jokes are the friends we made along the way. 

{v}{v}{v}

1. {v}100.00 on Alabama -1000 to win {v}10.00.

It's Picks! (like it's Pat)

Auburn (+3.5) v Arkansas: I think the Tigers (you guessed it) got a little something for them

Florida (-10) v LSU: They're probably not going to fire Ed O this season, but if they lose bad to Florida, they might

TAMU (-9) v Mizzou (+270) (T:60.5): Missouri is bad, but TAMU seems primed for a letdown. Dumb.

Kentucky (+23.5) v Georgia: Too big a line for the game after Auburn for Georgia.

Vanderbilt v South Carolina (-18.5): who cares

Alabama (-17.5) v Mississippi St.: I assume this is going to be one of those getting crushed after an Alabama loss games, but I also lost most of my bankroll last week assuming Alabama was good. 

Old Mist (-3) v Tennessee: Hard to get a read on Tennessee this year, but it looks like they're not very good. Old Mist is going to beat Auburn. 

{v}{v}{v}

lol {v}135.40 

time to jump back in 

Gimme {v}35.40 on Kentucky +1000, to win {v}354

Gimme {v}100 on Alabama -1000, to win {v}10

Week Se7en (E) (Stranger Things Reference)

 Last Week:

Sir Charles: 4-3 (29-24)

Sir Googling "How to un eat cat litter:" 3-4 (28-25)

Auburn (+155) v Arkansas (-3.5, -180) (T:53.5)

Florida (-10, -420) v LSU (+315) (T:58.5)

TAMU (-9, -340) v Mizzou (+270) (T:60.5)

Kentucky (+1000) v Georgia (-23..5, -2200) (T:44.5)

Vanderbilt (+725) v South Carolina (-18.5, -1300) (T:51)

Alabama (-17.5, -1000) v Mississippi St. (+625) (T:57.5)

Old Mist (-3, -150) v Tennessee (+130) (T:80.5)

{v}{v}{v}

Sir Charles: {v}135.40

Sir Doing Something Stupid: {v}326.66

mmm time to get fired from my job for visiting this website aka tha captainz week six pix

doing this from my chrome book in the dark

tennessee -10.5

florida -38.5

arkansas +6

auburn +14.5

mizzouri -19

LSU +3

Alabama -18 

those don't seem like what i was going to pick earlier but whatever. yea i was going to pick tamu and say nobody circles the wagons like jumbo but, again, whatever. the only one i know i was going to do was lsu. theyre good they almost beat auburn who i am picking as a bit and will continue to do so forever.

i can't find the bracket keys on this thing in the dark but bracket v bracket v etc

1. bracket v bracket 500.00 on alabama -1000 to win parentheses check my math parentheses bracket v bracket 50.00

Definitely not going to say something rude in the title

South Carolina at Tennessee (-10.5): South Carolina is not good. Tennessee is not good, but South Carolina is much worse. Their best game of the year is not losing bad to Kentucky? Barely covering against Troy?

Vanderbilt at Florida (-38.5): This line seems high but Vanderbilt is extremely bad.

Arkansas at Old Mist (-6): Seems right. I think Ole Miss can get lucky. Who knows.

Georgia at Auburn (+14.5): throwing this pick away. 

North Texas (+19) at Missouri: Missouri has a weird schedule

LSU at Kentucky (-3): LSU is a team in trouble.

Alabama (-18) at TAMU: Free money

{v}{v}{v}{v}THE NICE BOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}

I got {v}608.32, and I'm going to lose this part of the contest.

Gimme {v}500 on Alabama to beat TAMU, to win {v}50.

Gimme {v}108.32 on Tennessee to beat South Carolina, to win {v}27.08.

[Good moral band voice]: Now pick Week Six

I feel like I already did a PfP joke but oh well. 

Too cool for school: 5-3 (25-21) 

Too dumb to plumb: 3-5 (25-21)

South Carolina (+330) at Tennessee (-10.5 -400) (T: 56.5): 

Vanderbilt (+4000) at Florida (-38.5 -100000) (T: 59.5): 

Arkansas (+180) at Old Mist (-6 -220) (T: 66.5): 

Georgia (-14.5 -600) at Auburn (+450) (T: 46): 

North Texas (+700) at Missouri (-19 -1250) (T: 67.5): 

LSU (+140) at Kentucky (-3 -160) (T: 50.5):  

Alabama (-18 -1000) at TAMU (+650) (T: 51.5): 

{v}{v}{v}{v}THE NICE BOOKIE{v}{v}{v}{v}

Poor man: {v}826.66

Poorer yet man: {v}608.32