Week 10 is brought to you by some real clunkers

Vanderbilt at Missouri (-20): hard not to get excited about this one

Kentucky at Florida (-23.5): Florida seems good, thinking about a play-off bid, and such

Auburn (+24.5) at Alabama (-24.5): Gonna suck

Miss St at Old Mist (-9.5): Kiffypoo seems like the kind of guy to take a rivalry game seriously.

LSU at TAMU (-14): Been a weird season, and while I expected LSU to not be as good as last year, their badness has been a weird part of it.

Georgia (-21.5) at South Carolina: In a game between two games who seemed to have given up, I guess I go with the talent. O/U on this one is pretty funny. 

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{v}402.06 and this week the HELLWORLD rules about 1/4 going toward an underdog, that's really tough. Have we done -110 vig for over/unders? I feel like we do. 

GIMME {v}100.52 on Mississippi State +250 to win {v}253.80

GIMME {v}110 on Kentucky-Florida over 61 to win {v}100

GIMME {v}110 on Florida -23.5 to win {v}100

GIMME {v}91.54 on Auburn-Alabama under 62.5 to win {v}83.52

Feels like this should be over by now? That's what she said! (Michael Scott from office (american))

Mizzou -20

Kentucky +23.5

Auburn +24.5

Old Mist -9.5

LSU +14

South Carolina +21.5

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bux bux bux

1. {v}452.22 on Old Mist -325 wins {v}139.15

2. {v}168.96 on Miss St +250 wins {v}422.41

-----> {v}591.37

3. {v}1.00 on Vanderbilt +800 wins {v}8.00

4. {v}3.00 on Kentucky +1000 wins {v}30.00

5. {v}5.00 on Auburn +1100 wins {v}55.00

6. {v}10.00 on LSU +375 wins {v}37.50

7. {v}1.00 on SC +800 wins {v}8.00

Week 10 Is Brought To You By The Rona

Takes his shoes off at the door to reveal charming printed socks: 2-4 (24-25)

Tracks mud on his Crocs into the dining room where the fancy rug is: 4-2 (30-19)

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In a truly garbage year, "rivalry week" features almost entirely double-digit lines and stupid games. 

Vanderbilt +800 at Missouri (-20) -1600 (T:51.5)

Kentucky +1000 at Florida (-23.5) -2000 (T:61)

Auburn +1100 at Alabama (-24.5) -2500 (T:62.5) 

Miss St +250 at Old Mist (-9.5) -325 (T:67.5)

LSU +375 at TAMU (-14) -560 (T:63)

Georgia -1400 (-21.5) at South Carolina +800 (T:49)

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A sickly weakling, mewling and wallowing in disease: {v}402.06

A healthy tough man excreting antibodies and vitamin C: {v}641.18

I look at week 9, and I ask, why?

Florida (-31.5) @ Vanderbilt: no

LSU (+1.5) @ Arkansas: LSU is falling apart but is also immensely talented.

Kentucky (+31) @ Alabama: That's a lot of points.

Tennessee @ Auburn (-10.5): Auburn is good again

Mississippi St. (+24.5) @ Georgia: Seems like this will be a weird one

Mizzou (-6.5) @ South Carolina: I may be reading too much into it, but South Carolina's got that "rats fleeing a ship" feel

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You know, {v}315.34 seems like not a lot of covidbux.

I'll risk {v}78.84 on LSU over Arkansas to win {v}82.78

GIMME {v}236.50 on Alabama -6000 over Kentucky to win {v}3.94

week nine is a hard no from me, tha captain

Florida -31.5

LSU +1.5

Alabama -31

Tennessee +10.5

Georgia -24.5

South Carolina +6.5

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{v}{v}{v}

1. {v}356.21 on Arkansas -125 wins {v}284.97

2. {v}312.77 on LSU +105 wins {v}328.41

---------------> {v}641.18

3. {v}1.00 on Vanderbilt +1550 wins {v}15.50

4. {v}1.00 on Kentucky +1600 wins {v}16.00

5. {v}10.00 on Tennessee +285 wins {v}28.50

6. {v}1.00 on Mississippi St. +1025 wins {v}10.25

7. {v}7.00 on South Carolina +190 wins {v}13.30

Week nine or whatever

LW (OA)

losing every game in a good way: 0-3 (26-17)

losing every game in the regular way: 0-3 (22-21)

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Florida -5000 (-31.5) @ Vanderbilt +1550 (T:68)

LSU +105 @ Arkansas -125 (-1.5) (T:65)

Kentucky +1600 @ Alabama -6000 (-31) (T:58.5)

Tennessee +285 @ Auburn -370 (-10.5) (T:49.5)

Mississippi St. +1025 @ Georgia -2300 (-24.5) (T:44.5)

Mizzou -230 (-6.5) @ South Carolina +190 (T:54.5)

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{v}{v}{v}

More with less: {v}315.34

Less with more: {v}688.98

buckle up butter cup: it's time for three football games

good god man, what is this week two of a normal season

Kentucky -18

Arkansas +17

South Carolina +11

It's some picks again

A mediocre slate of games becomes truly objectionable.

Vanderbilt at Kentucky (-18): Vanderbilt is not very good.

Arkansas (+17) at Florida: That guy got laid up with the Rona

South Carolina (+11)  at Ole Miss: Do for the Champ

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A solid week last outing means I have {v}373.09 to go bust with. But I don't see a lot of value this week. 

GIMME {v}94 on South Carolina +260 to win {v}244.40

GIMME {v}279.09 Florida -770 to win {v}36.25

Week Ate Up with the Rona

A good guy: 1-3 (22-18)

He should cry: 2-2 (26-14)

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Three Four games postponed at press time (when I press my shirts). These are the remainders (math term): 

Georgia -500 (-13.5) at Missouri +400 (T:48)

Vanderbilt +600 at Kentucky -900 (-18) (T:42)

Arkansas +525 at Florida -770 (-17) (T:62.5)

South Carolina +260 at Ole Miss -335 (-11) (T:70) 

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Accepting the results of a free and fair election: {v}741.98

Suing the Secretary of State to stop certification of absentee ballots: {v}373.09

magnificent week seven

Florida vs Georgia (-3.5): why not? I wonder how long it's been, before this season, since the SEC didn't have an 11:00 game. I guess we'll never know.  

Vanderbilt (+19.5) @ Mississippi St. (-19.5): seems like a lot of points

 

TAMU (-10) @ South Carolina: sure?  

Tennessee (-1.5) @ Arkansas: spoiler alert: I am taking the under

 

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playing with fire and also with {v}175.91

GIMME {v}75.91 on Flo Rida +140

GIMME {v}100 on Tennessee-Arkansas UNDER 52.5

Tha Captainz Week Seven Pix: I can't emphasize enough that you should pokemon go to the polls

Georgia -3.5

Vanderbilt +19.5

South Carolina +10

Tennessee -1.5

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{v}{v}{v} 

1. {v}438.14 on Georgia -160 wins {v}273.84

2. {v}296.66 on Florida +140 wins {v}415.32

Add it up! You know I'm gonna have {v}711.98 plus WILD CARDS!!!!

WILD CARD: {v}5.00 ON Vanderbilt +650 WINS {v}32.50

WILD CARD: {v}10.00 ON SOUTH CAROLINA +280 WINS {v}28.00

WILD CARD: {v}15.00 ON ARKANSAS +100 WINS {v}15.00

Week Se7en

Lightning Fast Downloadin: 4-2 (24-12)

Frightening, Vast Clown Votin: 3-3 (21-15)

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Florida +140 vs Georgia -160 (-3.5)  T:52.5

Vanderbilt +650 @ Mississippi St. -1100 (-19.5)  T:46.5

TAMU -360 (-10) @ South Carolina +280  T:58.5

Tennessee -120 (-1.5) @ Arkansas +100  T:52.5

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{v}{v}{v}

The King of Elfland's Daughter by Lord Dunsany: {v}175.91

The King of Elfland's Daughter by Lord Dunsany, but worse somehow: {v}764.80