not only am i very stupid, i'm also extremely dumb
Georgia -15
LSU -3
Old Mist -17
Alabama -32
Arkansas +12
Mizzou +13.5
1. {v}452.64 on LSU -145 wins {v}312.16
2. {v}339.91 on Auburn +125 wins {v}424.89
Regardless of the outcome, I have {v}764.80 plus:
3. {v}2.00 on Kentucky +450 wins {v}9.00
4. {v}7.00 on Vanderbilt +525 wins {v}36.75
5. {v}1.00 on Mississippi St. +4000 wins {v}40.00
6. {v}20.00 on Arkansas +325 wins {v}65.00
7. {v}20.00 on Mizzou +375 wins {v}75.00
Georgia (-15) at Kentucky: Georgia is way better than Auburn, who beat Kentucky by 16 points
LSU at Auburn (+3): but not winning!
Old Mist at Vanderbilt (+17): I don't know. Ole Miss and Miss State are not teams I would bet on this year.
Mississippi State at Alabama (-32): A team in decline
Arkansas (+12) at Texas A&M: sure
Missouri at Florida (-13.5): dude I have no idea how to pick this game. Florida is a lot better but has been in isolation. Rested or out of sync? Missouri is getting better but is still a bad team. I don't know.
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Spending {v}144.85
GIMME {v}44.85 on AUBURN +125 to win {v}56.06
GIMME {v}75 on ALABAMA -10000 to win a measly {v}.75
GIMME {v}25 on Arkansas-Tamu going UNDER 54.5
LAST WEEK (OVERALL)
A Classy Handmade Costume with a Clever Twist: 2-2 (18-12)
Dollar Store "Slutty Barber" Costume: 3-1 (20-10)
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I "witch" none of these games would happen!
Ghoulgia -700 (-15) at Caramel Corntucky +450 (T:42.5)
LS-boo! -145 (-3) at Auburn +125 (T:65)
Scary Old Mist -850 (-17) at Vampderbilt +525 (T:62)
Hiss-issippi State +4000 at Ala-boo!-ma -10000 (-32) (T:64)
Arkanskulls +325 at Texas Fangs&Skin -450 (-12) (T:54.5)
Miss-wolf-i +375 at Floridenstein's Monster -550 (-13.5) (T:61.5)
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Losing Money Slowly: {v}842.55
Bleeding Bux Like a John Wick Antagonist: {v}144.85
Hopefully I won't be at work this week so I can watch Auburn faff about and lose.
Old Mist +3
Alabama -21
Kentuckums -5
LSU -6.5
{v}{v}{v}
1 and 2 give me a guaranteed {v}760.05 plus whatever else I get from the rest.
1. {v}522.53 on LSU -220 wins {v}237.52
2. {v}262.09 on SC +190 wins {v}497.96
3. {v}69.00 on Old Mist +135 wins {v}93.15
4. {v}1.00 on Tennessee +870 wins {v}8.70
5. {v}30.00 on Mizzou +175 wins {v}52.50
Apparently I'm picking all favorites this week. That seems unreliable. To be good at this Pick Them in the future, I need to find a set of tools and techniques for process improvement, improving the quality of my output by removing the causes of defects.
Auburn (-3) @ Old Mist: not Six Sigma certified (fails to achieve stable and predictable process results)
Alabama (-21) @ Tennessee: Six Sigma Black Belt (achieving sustained quality improvement)
Kentucky (-5) @ Mizzou: not Lean Six Sigma certified (fails to systematically remove waste)
South Carolina @ LSU (-6.5): not Six Sigma certified (no clear commitment to decision-making based on statistical methods and empirical data, rather than assumptions and guesswork)
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a very thin bankroll! not good!
GIMME {v}20.00 on Auburn/Old Mist going UNDER 70.5
GIMME {v}100.00 on Old Mist +135
GIMME {v}100.00 on Alabama -1500
Terribly sorry about all of this.
LW (O)
Time to Dier: 3-2 (17-9)
Budd to Dwyer: 2-3 (16-10)
Auburn -155 (-3) @ Old Mist +135 T:70.5
Alabama -1500 (-21) @ Tennessee +870 T:65.5
Kentucky -205 (-5) @ Mizzou +175 T:46.5
South Carolina who beat Auburn +190 @ LSU who will soon beat Auburn -220 (-6.5) T:55
{v}{v}{v}
Fine Fountain Pen: {v}220.00
Wine (Discount Bin): {v}884.62
Auburn (-3) at South Carolina: This game will be 27-23, Auburn.
Kentucky (+6) at Tennessee: But not winning!
Old Mist (-3) at Arkansas: Seems like a total (77) designed to trick me.
TAMU (-6.5) at Mississississippi State: sure
thUGA at Alabama (-6): I hope they cancel this one too
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COVIDBUX
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A mere {v}362.25.
GIMMER {v}100 on ARKANSAS +120
GIMMER {v}100 on Auburn at South Carolina UNDER 51.5
GIMMER {v}162.25 on Kentucky at Tennessee OVER 46
Read Em And Weep (from COVID)
Auburn -3
Tennessee -6
Arkansas +3
TAMU -6.5
Georgia +6
{v}{v}{v}
Oh this is nasty. Regardless of the outcome in the very awful Auburn game, I will have {v}760.62 plus whatever I can scrounge up from the rest of this garbage.
1. {v}468.07 on Auburn -160 wins {v}292.55
2. {v}316.93 on South Carolina +140 wins {v}443.69
3. {v}20.00 on Kentucky +190 wins {v}38.00
4. {v}30.00 on Arkansas +120 wins {v}36.00
5. {v}10.00 on Mississippi St. +210 wins {v}21.00
6. {v}40.00 on UGA +190 wins {v}76.00
A gentleman and a scholar: 3-4 (14-7)
This simpleton makes you holler: 5-2 (14-7)
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What is a week? We just don't know.
Auburn -160 (-3) at South Carolina +140 (T: 51.5)
Kentucky +190 at Tennessee -220 (-6) (T:46)
LSU +425 at Florida -600 (-13) (T:71)
Old Mist -140 (-3) at Arkansas +120 (T:77)
TAMU -250 (-6.5) at Mississississippi State +210 (T:54.5)
Vanderbilt +820 at Missouri -1600 (-20) (T:49)
thUGA +190 at Alabama -230 (-6) (T:57)
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COVIDBUX
Tinker: {v}885
Tailor: {v}362.25
It's been a season, folks.
Florida (-6.5) @ TAMU: so what
South Carolina (-13) @ Vanderbilt : unimportant
Tennessee @ Georgia (-13): meaningless
Arkansas @ Auburn (-16.5): who cares
Alabama @ Old Mist (+24): not gonna watch
Mississippi St. @ Kentucky (-2.5): why even play
Mizzou (+20.5) @ LSU (-20.5): why bother
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{v}419.38 to spend, huh
gimme {v}110 on Mississippi State straight up baby
gimme {v}109.38 on Auburn (-850)
gimme {v}200 on Georgia (-500)
I'm going to the beach! Surf's up! Time for some Beach Boys facts!
Florida -6.5 The Beach Boys were formed when Roger Waters and Nick Mason met while studying architecture at the London Polytechnic, Regent Street.
Vanderbilt +13 I'm already done with the bit where I post facts about Pink Floyd rather than the Beach Boys.
Georgia -13 So I guess some beach facts?
Arkansas +16.5 Beaches are made of sand, water, and sea shells.
Alabama -24 Seagulls can live to be 100 years old. They are the wise keepers of the briny deeps.
Mississippi St. +2.5 There is no beach more famous than Party Beach.
Mizzou +20.5 The beach is a land of contrasts.
{v}{v}{v}
I took the liberty of rounding somewhat unconventionally so that no matter what happens in the Florida/TAMU game, I will have {v}672.50 plus whatever I can get from the rest of those losers down there.
{v}477.58 on Florida -245 wins {v}194.92
{v}220.49 on TAMU +205 wins {v}452.01
{v}10.00 on Vanderbilt +350 wins {v}35.00
{v}5.00 on Tennessee +350 wins {v}17.50
{v}5.00 on Arkansas +525 wins {v}26.25
{v}5.00 on Old Mist +1000 wins {v}50.00 *jean ralphio voice* throowin moneey awaaaaaaay
{v}50.00 on Mississippi St. +115 wins {v}57.50
{v}25.00 on Mizzou +750 wins {v}187.50
Last Week (Broverall):
Lucky Boy: 7-0 baby (11-3)
Fond of Soy: 5-2 baby (9-5)
All of these games are definitely happening.
Florida -245 (-6.5) @ TAMU +205 (T:59)
South Carolina -500 (-13) @ Vanderbilt +350 (T:42.5)
Tennessee +350 @ Georgia (-13) -500 (T:43.5)
Arkansas +525 @ Auburn (-16.5) -850 (T:48.5)
Alabama -2200 (-24) @ Old Mist +1000 (T:72.5 lol)
Mississippi St. +115 @ Kentucky (-2.5) -135 (T:58.5)
Mizzou +750 @ LSU (-20.5) -1400 (T:55)
{v}{v}{v}
Captain Bux: {v}798.08
Aw Shucks: {v}419.38
South Carolina +18 at Florida: Seems high
Missouri at Tennessee (-11): man I don't know. Seems like Missouri is plummeting.
TAMU at Alabama (-17): lmao
Old Mist at Kentucky (-6.5): Kentucky is pretty good.
Auburn +6.5 at UGA: NO DOUBT that Auburn loses 13-9.
LSU (-20) at Vanderbilt: Gonna be mad
Arkansas (+17.5) at Mississippi State: Classic hangover effect.
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Got 781.25CB.
GIMME 400CB on Auburn +210 vs. UGA
GIMME 381.25CB on Alabama -1000 vs TAMU
Today's theme is different kinds of, oh let's say fish.
South Carolina +18 Pufferfish
Tennessee -11 Catfish
Alabama -17 Can't think of any
Old Mist +6.5
Georgia -6.5
LSU -20
Arkansas +17.5 Fish Sandwich
{v}{v}{v}
This may look like nonsense and it is. But on the other hand, it is the exact opposite of nonsense. Regardless of who wins the OldMist/Can'tucky game, I will have {v}678.08 plus whatever I can snag from picking all the other underdogs. I even threw some chartreuse (the color of printed COVIDBUX) on Auburn because I am special (the bad way).
{v}466.18 on Kentucky -220 wins {v}211.90
{v}233.82 on Old Mist +190 wins {v}444.26
{v}10.00 on South Carolina +650 wins {v}65.00
{v}10.00 on Mizzou +390 wins {v}39.00
{v}5.00 on TAMU +650 wins {v}32.50
{v}5.00 on Auburn +210 wins {v}10.50
{v}5.00 on Vandy +900 wins {v}45.00
{v}15.00 on Arkansas +700 wins {v}105.00
