Oh no i forgot to do my pix

just kidding!

Old Mist -17.5

TAMU -3.5

Oklahoma -2.5

Mississippi St. + 38.5

Alabama +2

LSU -21.5

I am also hosting from Jerry World

Kentucky @ Old Mist -17.5: Kentucky has proven me wrong (sort of) already this season, but this doesn't seem like the kind of game in which they can prosper. 

Arkansas vs TAMU -3.5: I'm glad they play this game in Dallas, in a soulless corporate stadium

Oklahoma -2.5 @ Auburn: Several contradictory thoughts: I think this is a 50-50 game, and there is no way Auburn is going to win, and I am also surprised Oklahoma is not a bigger favorite.

Mississippi St. +38.5 @ Texas: Texas .... good??? 

Georgia @ Alabama +2: I hate this.

South Alabama +21.5 @ LSU: Jaguars baby, rawr

Week Five wow season's really flying by huh

Something Good: 5-5 (26-17)

Something Related But Much Worse: 6-4 (17-26)

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Kentucky @ Old Mist -17.5

Arkansas vs TAMU -3.5

Oklahoma -2.5 @ Auburn

Mississippi St. @ Texas -38.5

Georgia -2 @ Alabama

South Alabama @ LSU -21.5

Do you guys want to hear a crazy story?

So, my building has entrances on - get this - four different floors. Isn't that wild? How, you say? Well it's a combination of stairs and the natural topography of the coastal plain as it slopes toward the Alabama river.

Florida -5.5 

Kentucky -20

Auburn -3

UCLA +24.5

Mizzou - 20.5

Oklahoma +7

TAMU -23

South Carolina -27.5

Old Mist -36

Texas -44.5

At least we're getting a little bit into conference games now

Florida -5.5 @ Mississippi St.: mmmm hmmm baby that's the stuff. We are looking at a The Most Fired Coach in America special. I think Florida is better than MSU, but if they lose this game, it's a Lane-on-the-tarmac situation.

Ohio + 20 @ Kentucky: Stoops should have been fired for punting at the end of the UGA game.

Arkansas @ Auburn -3: Obviously we never pick against our awful pervert and murderer coaching staff, but Arkansas is going to win this game. 

UCLA +24.5 @ LSU: Too many initials here. Am I watching a football game or New Deal legislation? 

Vanderbilt @ Mizzou -20.5: It Just Means More

Tennessee -7 @ Oklahoma: cool 

Bowling Green @ TAMU -23: BG almost beating Penn State means that TAMU will take them more seriously, right?  

Akron @ South Carolina -27.5: Akron has not had an Inspiring Season so far. South Carolina had a win stolen from them against LSU. 

Georgia Southern @ Old Mist -36: yuck 

Louisiana-Monroe +44.5 @ Texas: They should go to ten conference games a season.

P.U.

I was hopeful that this was the first time anyone has had a 10 game lead at the end of a week, but alas, I had a 10 game lead after week 9 last year. 

It's impressive that you have built this after three weeks. I'm excited to see where you go from here! Previously, the largest lead after three weeks was 5 games by me in 2019. That year you clawed your way back (you had a 3 game lead by week 11!) but I won in a tiebreaker.

How Ground Coffee Smells: 10-3 (21-12)

How Brewed Coffee Tastes: 5-8 (11-22)

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Florida -5.5 @ Mississippi St.

Ohio @ Kentucky -20

Arkansas @ Auburn -3

UCLA @ LSU -24.5

Vanderbilt @ Mizzou -20.5

Tennessee -7 @ Oklahoma

Bowling Green @ TAMU -23

Akron @ South Carolina -27.5

Georgia Southern @ Old Mist -36

Louisiana-Monroe @ Texas -44.5

I have started to text Tha Captain that he put the wrong lines up at least twice this season

Al of Bama (-16) @ Wisconsin: can't bring myself to care

LSU @ South Care of Lina (+7): baby you know we click clackin

Busty College @ Mizzou (-17): another classic SEC-ACC match up / alt: when do classes start???

Tulane @ Okl of Homa (-14): One of these teams deserved an SEC invite, and it wasn't Oklahomer. [The almost-sent-in-error text this week started out something like, "Wishful thinking on Tulane's conference affiliation there buddy".]

TAMU (-4) @ Flor of Da: both of these teams have lost my Incoherent Quip privileges for the time being

UAB (+24.5) @ Arkansas: blazers!!

Old Mist (-23) @ Wake Forest: How many of these do I have to pick? It just keeps going! 

UTSA @ UTA (-35): pretty good. pret-ty good.

Vanderbilt (-10.5) @ Georgia St.: Vanderbilt will beat Auburn 

Georgia @ Kentucky (+24): Not sure this season that Kentucky has even the above-replacement-level mediocrity we've all come to hate about the Stoops coaching tenure.

New Mexico @ Auburn (-28): wrong 

Toledo (+11.5) @ Miss of Sippi St.: I am 100% certain that this pick is the product of some stupid part of me still hoping that Auburn will be able to win at least one conference game this year. 

Kent St. @ Tenn of See (-49): Tennessee might be good, like Real Good 

*way too close to microphone, muffled to the point of absurdity* time to make some picks

Wisconsin +16 who am i and what am i doing?

South Carolina +7 I saw a South Carolina fan wearing a hat that just said "Cocks" and I was like uh, buddy... who wants to tell him...

Busty College +17 In the 5 minutes since I typed this, I have forgotten who they are playing!

Oklahoma - 14 

Florida +4 

Arkansas -24.5 Trent Dilfer

Old Mist -23 

Regular Texas -35 Hug 'Em Horns

Vanderbilt -10.5

Georgia -24 Kroger Field

Auburn -28 haha

Mississippi St. -11.5 In this case, they will be Totrailo. Because they are going to have fewer points.

Kent St. +49 That is a lot of points. 

Whoops

I didn't put the records! Ack.

The Emperor from Star Wars: 6-4 (11-9)

The Emperor from Warhammer: 3-7 (6-14)

Ack.

week three wow season's really flying by huh

*shivers*

Al of Bama (-16) @ Wisconsin

LSU (-7) @ South Care of Lina

Busty College @ Mizzou (-17)

Tulane @ Okl of Homa (-14)

TAMU (-4) @ Flor of Da

UAB @ Arkansas (-24.5)

Old Mist (-23) @ Wake Forest

UTSA @ UTA (-35)

Vanderbilt (-10.5) @ Georgia St.

Georgia (-24) @ Kentucky

New Mexico @ Auburn (-28)

Toledo @ Miss of Sippi St. (-11.5)

Kent St. @ Tenn of See (-49)

Take my words and read 'em every day

Tha Captainz Week Two Pix: Very Special "No Sir... I Don't Like It" Edition

Michigan +7.5

Oklahoma St. -7.5

Cal +13

Kentucky -10

MTSU +41  So on the new cfb video game, I started a new guy who is a middle linebacker who signed with MTSU. Edison Grady and his teammates beat Old Mist 23-10 in this game. So, life imitates art, you know?

Alabama -31

Mizzou -34.5

NC St. +8

Oklahoma -30

Mississippi St. +6.5

Piggly Wiggly was trafficking poached ivory this morning

Texas (-7.5) @ Michigan: infuriating

Arkansas @ Oklahoma St. (-7.5): ????

Cal of Fornia @ Auburn (-13): Arnold Schwarzenegger voice 

South Carolina @ Kentucky (-10): The name's Field. Kroger Field. 

MTSU @ Old Mist (-41): filing this one under "O" for "ooof" 

USF @ Alabama (-31): Seems like USF should be unable to avoid being at least a decent football team, like it should just happen based on geography and such. But you'd think the same thing about regular Florida, and they look like a bunch of braindick morons out there. 

Buffalo @ Mizzou (-34.5): I'm picking all favorites, seems fine 

Tennessee (-8) v NC St.: Actually, yeah, let's pick all favorites.

Houston @ Oklahoma (-30): I thought Big Willie would be off to a better start, but getting pantsed by UNLV is not a good look. 

Mississippi St. @ Arizona St. (-6.5): I actually think Mississippi State will cover and maybe win, but I feel committed to the bit. 

Week Two: Beanie Babies (Obviously)

The World's Beaniest Baby: 5-5 (5-5)

The World's 2nd Beaniest Baby: 3-7 (3-7)

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Texas (-7.5) @ Michigan

Arkansas @ Oklahoma St. (-7.5)

Cal of Fornia @ Auburn (-13)

South Carolina @ Kentucky (-10)

MTSU @ Old Mist (-41)

USF @ Alabama (-31)

Buffalo @ Mizzou (-34.5)

Tennessee (-8) v NC St.

Houston @ Oklahoma (-30)

Mississippi St. @ Arizona St. (-6.5)