3E common room. Mid afternoon. RAWJERS, TEDWBROWN, and WEST sit on couches, loveseat. RAWJERS is playing Halo and seems barely interested in his surroundings. Enter CHARLES.
CHARLES: Ricardo Montalban, dead! We are a poorer nation.
WEST: Oh my God. I'm glad we watched STII:TWOK while we had the chance.
TEDWBROWN: And it's sad to think some people only know his name from a Burger King commercial.
CHARLES: I didn't even know he was in a BK commercial.
TEDWBROWN: Well I'd show you guys, but I can't find it. The one with two lions talking about rolling their r's.
CHARLES: That sounds silly. I'm glad you couldn't find it. Everyone should watch STII:TWOK. It is so awesome.
All nod in agreement.
WEST: Apparently, only 4 people in Jon Clark's two calculus II classes knew who he was.
TEDWBROWN'S phone rings. Exit TEDWBROWN.
CHARLES: I imagine if you said Fantasy Island to most undergraduates today, they would assume it had something to do with sex/pornography.
WEST: They make the same assumption when I talk about Back Seat Bangers or Captain Stabbin'.
Scattered laughter.
RAWJERS: I mostly know him as the dead guy from the title of this discussion.
Others look confused at RAWJERS'S awkward word choices.
CHARLES: John! I hope you are back for good.
Others look confused at CHARLES'S awkward word choices.
WEST: I just hope he lets us know when he gets the rest of that handjob.
RAWJERS: Unfortunately, the other half just involves me.
CHARLES: Either way, that's a video I want to watch.
WEST and CHARLES high five. RAWJERS farts.
Scene.
I like this.
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